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V on women and marriage.

Started by V, November 20, 2007, 10:16:09 PM

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Fat girls are obsessed with marriage. Their big fat mindsets are warped around the concept of "get all you can", like a lumped wad of peanut butter and jelly sandwich around the Star Wars thermos inside your lunch box.

For a woman, marriage is an all you can eat buffet of free shit. The ring goes on and the wish list starts cranking out like a broken fax machine; each request more undeserved than the last.

The fatter they are, the more they want their docking-pass to that buffet. Remember that inside every skinny girl, there?s a fucking behemoth just dying to get out.

Signing off, V.


V


bluaki

Uh... what in the world?

I honestly don't care much about marriage, if at all. Sure, I'd be fine being with somebody I love, but what's the point in getting married? (not to mention, is it even legal?)

Daddy


Samus Aran


ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Speedykaz on November 20, 2007, 10:37:03 PM
yay stereotypes
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life

AND YES IT IS FACT

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

Quote from: Lawlz on November 20, 2007, 10:38:18 PM
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life

AND YES IT IS FACT
is ur mom fat and does she have a job

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: JMV290 on November 20, 2007, 10:41:52 PM
is ur mom fat and does she have a job
She's fat.

She has no job.

My father is in the military.

She wanted more kids but my older brother died as a baby and she couldn't have another after me.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Pyrate

This one time I saw a guy doing yardwork in his lawn and his wife had a lawn chair out and was sitting and watching him work.

to the relate to the topic i don't want a marriage like that psyduck;

Houdini

That's... shockingly true. You should publish a book full of these.

Samus Aran

November 21, 2007, 10:34:44 AM #11 Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 10:48:50 AM by Speedykaz
Quote from: Lawlz on November 20, 2007, 10:38:18 PM
all fat women want some guy in the military and they want to be married before 20 and have three kids and never have to work a day in their life

AND YES IT IS FACT


Edit: Oh, fat women. Nevermind then. I wouldn't know.  caterpie;

Jester

I say we slay every behemoth of a woman out there. Can't have them convincing us men that marriage is a good thing.
Everything burns.

NOA_Haunted


unwelc0med

lets send fat people to internment caps and shoot em then pseudo; 

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