JMV Presents: Passing out candy, a demographic study

[Daddy]

I did a bit of a study while passing out candy based on different groups of children. Let us start


Politeness(saying thanks when I fucking give them free candy
1) Hispanic children
2) Black Children
3)White Children

Most of the hispanic children said "thank you" right away when receiving their candy.  the few that didn't were 2 or 3 so of course they wouldn't know to do it, but once their parents reminded them, they said it.   Black children had to be reminded more often, but they did thank me more often than the white children.


Not being Selfish(Not taking fucking huge handfuls of candy)
1)Hispanic children.  They usually only took one piece, even after I told them they could take two or 3.
2)White Children.   They would take the amount I told them, and nothing more.  Except one kid dressed as darth fucking vader, he took a handful
3)Black Children,  at least 1/2 took huge handfuls of candy. One family even came back a second time.  The middle child though, seemed a bit nervous about it. He went last and looked scared because he probably thought I was going to kill him for trying to trick me.  I told him to go ahead.


Shutting the fuck up
1)White Children. They didn't talk much except for "Trick or treat", "Happy Halloween", and "Thank you"
2)Black Children.  They did the same, except that they tended to yell to their parents.
3)Hispanic Children.  They also did the same as above, except they would be yelling to people down the street--and not in English.

Being sexy
1)Girls
2)JMV
3)preteen females

[YPrrrr]

wow. I had no idea prepubescent females were no longer considered girls.

[Daddy]

wow. I had no idea prepubescent females were no longer considered girls.

whoooosh