lol?

[Samus Aran]

There's two guys outside my door talking rather loudly. They're probably drunk. Anyway, it seems that one of them went out and poached a deer out of season. They were debating when they should go get the deer.

"Dude that deer is in a legit spot. Joe even said himself man it's a good spot. Nobody's gonna find it or take it or any of that shit and we can just get it tomorrow during the day."
"No dude listen-"
"No listen to me-"
"Listen listen listen listen-"
"Okay what"
"We need to get it in the dark dude. Those people fucking heard my shot and everyone in the damn area was alerted because I fucking shot that deer at midnight. Dude everyone probably woke up and they're gonna find the deer, and they're gonna know I poached it."
"Dude no. You have to get all the positives on our side. You wait until you can get like a posse to go and get it during the day. Nobody's gonna fucking take the deer."
"No god damn it listen to me. That kid that doesn't go to school heard the shot and he's gonna be out there dickin around and that lady's dog will probably find the deer and alert everyone or just fucking eat it. We have to go now."
"Let's do it at sunrise."
"All right."
"Just know I'm gonna fuckin pound on your door and get you up the moment that light hits and-"
"Dude let's just get it now."
"I told you that you need to get all the positives on your side and get a fucking posse and-"
"Dude listen-"
"No you listen god damn it let me talk-"
"Listen listen listen listen listen"

And it just fucking keeps going. Should I go out there and ask their names so I can bust them for poaching? Or should I do something else? ALSO I THINK ONE OF THEM IS A NIGGER.

But god damn, don't you just hate it how drunks can be so loud without caring who hears?

[C.Mongler]

Yell "THIS IS THE DEER POLICE"

[V]

don't be a dick.

or do what c.mongy said, and lulz shall ensue.

[Samus Aran]

Our hall advisor guy came down and scolded them. Then they went in one of their rooms and continued talking, and I could still hear them.

God damn drunks.

[The artist formally known]

NIGGER?

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE FBI

[Daddy]

Buy this and next time they are drunk put it on and go scare them.