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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

pick the stereotype that fits you.


im a SKATER, so i MUST be an idiot.

I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be very skilled.

I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be super duper

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I SAY WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE AN ASSHOLE.

I'm an OREGONION so I MUST hate white people.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a skanky ass slut.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be amazing at life


I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social life

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE ASS

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a clubhead

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in SUPER SEXY


I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

Im SKINNY so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

i'm a VOLLEYBALL PLAYER so i MUST have a nice ass


I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm COLORED so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A NEGRO

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST hop fences

I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a pussy

I'M ALBANIAN so I MUST own a coney island

I'm A C.W.A. so I MUST be a sweaty little cockass


Italicized and bolded = subject to debate/wtf that doesn't make sense.

seriously...whoever thought of that list is stupid

discuss.

Blaze-Senpai


The Hand That Fisted Everyone


Sam

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE ASS

1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

YPrrrr

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social life

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ all that apply.

The image of the polish sock thing mixed with the Native American one made me seriously lol.

The Nazi thing pisses me off though, because plenty of people call me one.

Blaze-Senpai

I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.


WHat the fuck

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

YPrrrr


YPrrrr

Quote from: steal on October 23, 2007, 07:40:56 PM
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SAY WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE AN ASSHOLE.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social life

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm A C.W.A. so I MUST be a sweaty little cockass

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^all that apply for me
So how's the lesbian situation going with the not talking to girls and all?

YPrrrr


Daddy

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE ASS
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. (if by the world, they mean christianity then yes)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (i think fags should get married so im evil)
I'm COLORED so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A NEGRO (up until 1970 i wouldn't be considered white)

YPrrrr

Quote from: JMV290 on October 23, 2007, 08:04:50 PM
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a NICE ASS
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. (if by the world, they mean christianity then yes)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (i think fags should get married so im evil)
I'm COLORED so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A NEGRO (up until 1970 i wouldn't be considered white)
Why must you hate me so? gonk;

V

pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.

I SAY WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE AN ASSHOLE.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

im TAKEN, so i MUST be hot.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social life

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

Im SKINNY so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.

Daddy


YPrrrr


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