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Started by ZGDK, October 12, 2007, 11:47:03 AM

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ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 11:47:03 AM
It's boring and lame.

ME##

October 12, 2007, 11:47:52 AM #1
Maybe because you're not looking at the right type of pornography.  navi;

FullmetalGanon

October 12, 2007, 11:49:18 AM #2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
no need for multiple threads on the same subject. You just get flamed, anyways.
BAN HIM ALREADY, MY GOD.

Geno

October 12, 2007, 11:52:34 AM #3
Actually try fapping dumbass.
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geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 11:56:45 AM #4
Quote from: Geno. on October 12, 2007, 11:52:34 AM
Actually try fapping dumbass.


I tried ONCE and I hated it.

ME##

October 12, 2007, 12:04:55 PM #5
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 11:56:45 AM
I tried ONCE and I hated it.


o no my peepee shot white stuff at me it was crying from the pain.  :'(

ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 12:06:25 PM #6
Quote from: ME86 on October 12, 2007, 12:04:55 PM
o no my peepee shot white stuff at me it was crying from the pain.  :'(


I was in 6'th grade and had no idea what was going on. But yeah since I didn't want to have sex I'm still asexual.

ME##

October 12, 2007, 12:07:33 PM #7
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:06:25 PM
I was in 6'th grade and had no idea what was going on. But yeah since I didn't want to have sex I'm still asexual.


Why don't you try again?  psyduck;

ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 12:08:30 PM #8
Quote from: ME86 on October 12, 2007, 12:07:33 PM
Why don't you try again?  psyduck;



Cause it hurt and it was a waste of time, whole time I was thinking about playing Mario 64.

Pyrate

October 12, 2007, 12:09:10 PM #9
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:08:30 PM
whole time I was thinking about playing Mario 64.


MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK HUH

FullmetalGanon

October 12, 2007, 12:09:45 PM #10
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:08:30 PM
Cause it hurt and it was a waste of time, whole time I was thinking about playing Mario 64.

ROFL omg funniest thing i heard all day. thank you.
i guess you're attraced to video games.

ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 12:10:16 PM #11
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 12, 2007, 12:09:10 PM
MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK HUH


But it hurt too. And I really didn't want to do it, I wanted to play Mario 64 :'( :'( :'(

FullmetalGanon

October 12, 2007, 12:10:49 PM #12
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:10:16 PM
But it hurt too. And I really didn't want to do it, I wanted to play Mario 64 :'( :'( :'(

no one was making you.

ZGDK

October 12, 2007, 12:11:27 PM #13

ME##

October 12, 2007, 12:11:47 PM #14
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:10:16 PM
But it hurt too. And I really didn't want to do it, I wanted to play Mario 64 :'( :'( :'(


Try lube.  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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