ok i have a problem

[Daddy]

there is a snake in my kitchen and its shooting chocolate venom at my chinchilla and i had to hit it with a coffee maker and it was eating some apples and i told it to leave me alone and it wouldnt go away so i punched him with my shoe and he called his friend that is a mongoose and the mongoose speaks spanish and i odnt know spanish so i said diablo puta and it was like maricon or whatever they say and then my sister cried and i was like stop crying bitch your just letting mexican mongoose win.    i then called a fireman who used his air take to teach the mongoose english and he became a productive member of american society but the snake was still mad so he bit the fireman and the mongoose and they got inflated with chocolate venom and blew up and there is chocolate on my walls so i called the icecream man who used the chocolate to make some choco tacos but he was like i cant use this because there is fur, so i kicked the fag out of my house and i  told him not to ever come back so he punched me and i stabbed him with spaghetti, because its hard when its not cooked and he asked why we must fight and i told him its because his fammily fueding with mine then we called a stripper and she showed us tits so i shoved the snake into her mammary glands and now she makes chocolate milk and has lopsided tits


how do i fix this

[guff]

shoot his mom

[Daddy]

shoot his mom

the snake, the ice cream man, or the fire man?

[Samus Aran]

the snake, the ice cream man, or the fire man?

the choco taco's

[guff]

the snake, the ice cream man, or the fire man?

yes

[Selkie]

so he punched me and i stabbed him with spaghetti, because its hard when its not cooked

i stabbed him with spaghetti, because its hard when its not cooked

because its hard when its not cooked

because its hard when its not cooked

JMV, you're a genius.