ITT post corny jokes

Selkie · May 04, 2007, 03:07:16 PM

Why do lesbians go to Gander Mountain?

Because they don't like Dicks.

Riosan · May 04, 2007, 03:11:04 PM

Your mom was so stupid, she had you.

Burn.

Daddy · May 04, 2007, 03:14:02 PM

Your mom's so lazy that she has a remote for her remote.

The artist formally known · May 04, 2007, 03:14:30 PM

I know a friend who is all backwards. His feet smell and his nose runs.

ClassicTyler · May 04, 2007, 03:24:02 PM

If you were a bike, you'd be "two tired". hur;

V · May 04, 2007, 03:48:05 PM

Your mom is so fat, that she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

mariofreak55 · May 04, 2007, 03:49:39 PM

Quote from: Reaper on May 04, 2007, 03:14:30 PM
I know a friend who is all backwards. His feet smell and his nose runs.

lmao that was actually pretty good..

Samus Aran · May 04, 2007, 04:32:28 PM

I used to be indifferent, but nowadays I just don't care.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Feynman · May 04, 2007, 04:36:18 PM

"LOL, MEXICAN."