The Rise, The Fall, The Rise, The Fall, and the Demise of the Boyagers

[Samus Aran]

I thought I was the guitarist, not the bassist.  

But seriously, great little touches, like the whole "Yoko ruining the Beatles" reference and such.

ALSO ATLANTIC WAS LED ZEPPELIN'S LABEL AS WELL WOOOOO

[Andrew1911]

I thought I was the guitarist, not the bassist.  

But seriously, great little touches, like the whole "Yoko ruining the Beatles" reference and such.

ALSO ATLANTIC WAS LED ZEPPELIN'S LABEL AS WELL WOOOOO

oh yea...

them. :|

fixed

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: The Recording of The Biggest Album of All Time

Lawlz said, "Now, gentlemen... Go make us a record. The Beatles allowed you to use the Abbey Road studio. For some reaosn, the band says they're having problems with Lennon. Hm... Don't know why. Now, go record!" The four headed down to Abbey Road studio on a plane and got there fast. The recording for their untitled album was intense. Reaper yelled, "Come on, guys! Mr. Lawlz told us to do good here! V, stop playing like a negro and more like a white bassist! Kaz, stop smoking! Houdini, stop reading that stupid Rolling Stone magazine! It'll never last! V, stop licking that white woman's asshole! Let's get recording on 'No War or Bust'!"

They had finished the A sides and they moved on to the B sides. It went much smoother than the A side recording and they all thought they did a good job. V said, "Y'all, I think we did all right. But... What are we going to call it?" Houdini said, "Hm... How about Hot and Heavy?" Reaper said, "That's awful... The Boyagers?" Houdini interjected, "Yeah, let's label our album that! Fucking brilliant idea! I mean, it's never been done before in the history of music to title an album on your band name! Fuck." V said, "How about V's Magical Journey?" Kaz joked, "Save it for your solo album."

Kaz suggested, "How about Rip This Joint?" The four liked the album name and agreed to label their first album, Rip This Joint. The album cover would be the group playing their various instruments. The album would release on February 15th, 1971. People all over the world were excited during the release. It made record sales and it recieved rave reviews. One reviewer said, "I felt like I died and went to heaven... Rock heaven!" Lawlz said, "Congratulations, boys! Your North American tour is next up! Great job!" Kaz said, "Tour? Sweet. Nothing could possibly go wrong..."

[Wrench]

"V, stop playing like a negro"

Haha. V is the most entertaining character in this.

[V]

TENSION IS BUILDING. MORE PLZ.

[Andrew1911]

more compliments on this chapter or no new chapter :|

[V]

" V said, "How about V's Magical Journey?" Kaz joked, "Save it for your solo album."

kaz shot down my dream. 

[Wrench]

Andrew, I will rip your joint if you don't start on the next chapter. 

[Samus Aran]

Can I pull a Roger Waters and yell at the crowd during the tour, and then spit in the face of a spectator, because the crowd's too loud and full of teenagers that don't actually care about the music?

[Himu]

Can I pull a Roger Waters and yell at the crowd during the tour, and then spit in the face of a spectator, because the crowd's too loud and full of teenagers that don't actually care about the music?

Or pull a Akon or Justin Timberlake.

[Andrew1911]

On this tour, ONE. BAND. MEMBER. WILL. DIE.

[Wrench]

On this tour, ONE. BAND. MEMBER. WILL. DIE.

Who's dying? I've been in suspense.

[Andrew1911]

Who's dying? I've been in suspense.

huh u want nww chapter

moar posts

[Wrench]

huh u want nww chapter

moar posts

Andrew, your story is a story I want someone reading to me while having sex.

[V]

new fucking chapter. 

i need the lulz.