My social studies teacher is a dumbass.

[Lozal]

So I've had her for 2 years now. As some people know, we really didn't get along. You can tell by reading my epic rant about her, which I'll copy/paste below. Well, I pwned her yet again today. I've already done it several times as you can see by reading my epic rant:

"Ms. Jensen. Oh, what can I say about her? Too much. Probably so much that this paragraph is going to be very, very long. Well, today is July 7, 2007.  Some people know that today is Ms. Jensen's wedding. Well, I hate her. A lot. Just because of everything she's done...but we'll get to that later. Today's her wedding and I want to crash it. But of course, I can't crash a wedding by myself, and I'll probably get arrested. But she deserves it. I can assure you that. So, what has Ms. Jensen done to deserve such a fate?



She has done so much that it's insane. I will tell you she's done. It's going to be a while...



    * Favoritism. No one likes favorites.  She's done the extreme of favorites. Ms. Jensen's three favorites were three boys that I had no problem with. It's not their fault. It's hers. For example, if she asked a question and both one of the favorites and I had our hands up to answer, she would choose him. Not I, because she'd rather have her favorite answer. Another time, one of her top three went and sat on the chair in the front of the room. She let him just stay there. I know that if I were to do something like that, I'd have a referral and lunch detention with Mr. Bradford (the real tough teacher that no one likes). She let her favorites teach the class once. They went over the answers while she just sat on her lazy ass and watched.



    * Just admit that you're motherfucking wrong. When we had to take the preliminary test to get into the geography bee, your score was a 30/40, making us fear that it was hard. Well, when we walked into social studies the next day, I was surprised that I had the highest score on the team. Everyone thought that Cory Maks had the highest score, because he seemed like the one that tried the hardest. Not only was I proud that I had the highest score on Team 4, but I was proudest because of you. Yes, Ms. Jensen, because of you. My score was a 33/40. I beat your ass. By three whole questions. I'm sorry, Ms. Jensen, but you must be a horrible teacher to get school'd by your own student. You don't even deserve to be a teacher because of that. My fellow classmates nominated me to be the new teacher, and you just threatened everyone with referrals. What, so opinions aren't allowed? I have proven you wrong several times otherwise; such as Ring Around the Rosy is not in fact about the black plague. Another time, you started listing the "Ten Commandments of the Roman Catholic Church". Well, you had some of them wrong. So Corey Peaslee and I corrected you. What did you do? You got in a big argument with us. I think that we should know the Ten Commandments of the Roman Catholic Church because we are members of the Roman Catholic Church. Like if I wanted to know something about Islam, I would ask a Muslim, not a Christian. So, trust the people that actually follow the religion. Just admit that you're wrong, and maybe we would actually have respect for you.



    * We didn't learn anything. Ms. Jensen, you really taught us nothing. You know that? Maybe a few facts here and there about Africa or an area that most of us weren't necessarily strong in. But Europe? I know that I could've aced both of those Europe quizzes without taking your "course".  I already knew everything that you taught us. I know several others that learned nothing. Ms. Jensen, at least try to make us learn something. We wasted so much class time because of you speaking to or about your favorites. We were supposed to learn a lot more, but we never did because you wasted so much class time. Then you went and blamed it on us. It's not our fault that you got everyone distracted. I know that you would've reacted the same exact way we did if you had been a student. So why blame it on us when you're the root of the problem? If Mr. Parker had been around, we would've actually gotten through the curriculum.



    * Mr. Parker was and always will be better than you. Ms. Jensen, Mr. Parker has been my favorite teacher since the beginning of the year. I mean, what other teacher lets you do digital projects? He let me turn in my timeline digitally and all that other shit. Mr. Parker was as strict as hell, but that eventually just helped everyone learn better. You? You lack disciplinary skills for the class. No one ever got punished. If they did, it would be someone that didn't deserve it. God forbid you punish one of your favorites. We actually learned stuff with Mr. Parker. He actually taught us all of the important stuff to make your timeline and/or map be readable. You didn't give a fuck, so I had trouble reading other people's work.



    * You took off points for the stupidest reasons. I understand why you would take off points for talking, not writing your name, or something like that. Pretty much every teacher does that. But since when does being absent qualify for having points removed? Since when does not writing a conclusion in a paragraph (note: paragraph, not essay) qualify for it? I mean, these are the stupidest reasons to lose points. I've never even heard of a teacher taking off points for something like that. You never even told us that that was part of your policy. You should've at least told us these rules without claiming that we broke them.



Ms. Jensen, I'm sure that pretty much everyone agrees. You are a horrible teacher. You don't deserve to be a teacher. If the rumor is true that you are moving up to 8th grade with us, I promise you that I will personally hand-deliver this letter to you. Just because you deserve it. I really hope that you just leave us alone. Forever. Thanks for reading this rant, if you read it all the way through.



Just do us a favor and just leave us alone."

So anyway...Today, she handed out some worksheets. She spelled "Arctic" as "Artic" on each one. So some kid said, "Ms. J, you spelled 'arctic' wrong on everything. :/". She was like, "Really?". I said, "Yeah. It's 'Arctic' instead of 'Artic'". She said, "Really?" and I said, "Yeah.". She said, "Oh. OK."

She's a fucking retard.

EDIT: Some of the periods came up as question marks for some reason. So I fixed them.

[guff]

too much whining; eyes burst into flames before reaching end

[Lozal]

too much whining; eyes burst into flames before reaching end

I was explaining why she's a horrible teacher; I wasn't whining about having her. I actually have fun doing this shit, making her look like a dumbass in front of the whole class.

[Geno]

Tell the police she molested you.

[ncba93ivyase]

history is easy

[Selkie]

To livejournal! roman;

[Reverse Psychology]

obligatory tl;dr post

[C.Mongler]

fuck you im not reading this unless you provide tits or something shit 

[guff]

I was explaining why she's a horrible teacher...

WHINING

fuck you im not reading this unless you provide tits or something shit 

ban

[Lozal]

history is easy

Yeah, I get an easy A because I actually know most of the shit already and she doesn't teach the class anything. She just hates me because I keep proving her wrong.  burned;

fuck you im not reading this unless you provide tits or something shit 

:/

[Reverse Psychology]

hey guys once my teacher called me cody but my name's grant im so sad help what should i do ;_______;

fuck you im not reading this unless you provide tits or something shit 

I don't want to go blind.

[guff]

hey guys once my teacher called me cody but my name's grant im so sad help what should i do ;_______;

1500 word essay

[Reverse Psychology]

1500 word essay

good idea I'll start right now. ^_^