Cool ways to die

[Houdini]

Throw a water balloon full of semen at George Bush and get shot by Secret Service.

[Zack777]

• Eaten by large cats


• Hit by a car


• Hit by a bus


• While having sex


• While  flashfap;


• Frozen for one million years


• In the name of science


• Hydrogen explosion


• Suicide bomb


• Tied to a bomb Bruce Willis style

Yippy Kiyay Mother Fucker

[Hyper]

HOLY SHIT KAZ, WHEN I READ THE TITLE I WAS LIKE "EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS"   caterpie;

[YPrrrr]

Someone scalps you, then force feeds you scoops of your brain until you die.

[YPrrrr]

At the movie premeire of the Fantastic 4 3, tie yourself to a jetpack, light yourself on fire, and fly off the top of the theatre screaming "FLAME ON BITCHES, I'M THE FUCKING HUMAN TORCH" and watch the reaction of the chillins as their favorite hero burns to death.

[superclucky]

Camel rape.

[C.Mongler]

Fapping by an open metal fan, standing up, having your dick sliced off, then bleeding to death.

[Wrench]

At the movie premeire of the Fantastic 4 3, tie yourself to a jetpack, light yourself on fire, and fly off the top of the theatre screaming "FLAME ON BITCHES, I'M THE FUCKING HUMAN TORCH" and watch the reaction of the chillins as their favorite hero burns to death.

lol Nice. I wanna die like that.

[caponehollywood]

Go to Iraq and suicide bomb them.

[Samus Aran]

HOLY SHIT KAZ, WHEN I READ THE TITLE I WAS LIKE "EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS EATEN BY SHARKS"   caterpie;

Quit stealing my thoughts. 

[Daddy]

Rip out your intestines and hang yourself with them.

[Tomboh]

Rip out your intestines and hang yourself with them.

GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS.

[strakt]

Wrestling an alligator while jumping out of an airplane.

And aids.

[Feynman]

Being operated on while awake.

[strakt]

Being operated on while awake.

How would this kill you?