andrew1911's sad story thread :(

[Andrew1911]

i was at this party right

this hot girl was lookin at me

she was all like, oh baby i want ur cok

so i was all like, yeah

i was walking over to her and some dillweed walks in front of me and makes my drink fall down

he's all like, watch whar ur goin douche

im all like, wtf ur g4ey

he punches me in the eye and gives my eye a black eye

i tried to cry but my eye was too swollen to let tears out and the tears were stuck in my eye which made me cry more and that really hurt 

i kiked him in teh balls and he screamed, ow douche

he than threw me out the window and glass went into my eyes and i cried some more as i walked home with glass in my eyes

the chick slept with that guy and i spent the night picking glass out of my eyes 

tru story

[anus]

thats so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but why didn't you use your jew ray

[Andrew1911]

thats so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but why didn't you use your jew ray

uh my eye was swollen tard

[Daddy]

so


i was at this party rite

and this guy was there

his earlobe feel in the deep

so sum1 reached in and grabbed it

it was a rocklobster

we then ware at beach

every1 had matchign towels

but then 1 dood went under the dock

and omfg he saw a rok

but wtf it wasn't a rok

it was a rok lobster

[Andrew1911]

moar sad stories...

i was leik walkin down the street in new york

when all of a sudden, p diddy is walking

im all liek, whoa p diddy

so i tried to say hello but his bodyguards were surrounding him

i tried to get through but one of the bodyguards grabbed my neck

and pulled me into this alleyway

p diddy said, yo dawg give him the no 69 dawg

i was all leik, lol 69

but the bodyguard took out his taser and began shocking me with it

all the others came in and shocked me with it too

p diddy was laughing when he didnt notice some guy cum behind him and slice his throat

i loled as he gurgled to death and the naked guy who cut him loled too

it was a sad yet heart warming story

[Wrench]

so


i was at this party rite

and this guy was there

his earlobe feel in the deep

so sum1 reached in and grabbed it

it was a rocklobster

we then ware at beach

every1 had matchign towels

but then 1 dood went under the dock

and omfg he saw a rok

but wtf it wasn't a rok

it was a rok lobster

Nigga stole my post. 

im so sry andrew

[V]

moar sad stories...

i was leik walkin down the street in new york

when all of a sudden, p diddy is walking

im all liek, whoa p diddy

so i tried to say hello but his bodyguards were surrounding him

i tried to get through but one of the bodyguards grabbed my neck

and pulled me into this alleyway

p diddy said, yo dawg give him the no 69 dawg

i was all leik, lol 69

but the bodyguard took out his taser and began shocking me with it

all the others came in and shocked me with it too

p diddy was laughing when he didnt notice some guy cum behind him and slice his throat

i loled as he gurgled to death and the naked guy who cut him loled too

it was a sad yet heart warming story

The bolded certified this story as an instant classic. 

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HOT GIRL IS NOT PEACHES