Am I seriously the only male here who...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

ya
now
whip your penis out
play with it
cum all over your keyboard

its fun

maybe
but i cant cume all ovr the keybord
othr ppl use it lol

[LCK]

maybe
but i cant cume all ovr the keybord
othr ppl use it lol

even better

[Kalahari Inkantation]

even better

nah
theyll kno i jak awf the first time i do it emo;
Plus, what if I get hooked on it? There's always someone in my house and I'd definately get caught.

[Samus Aran]

I don't see why you don't. You're going to suck ass at sex if you never masturbate, because you'll never learn how to control yourself. Plus, it feels good.

A better question is why you're the only one who hasn't done it.

[Houdini]

I don't see why you don't. You're going to suck ass at sex if you never masturbate, because you'll never learn how to control yourself. Plus, it feels good.

A better question is why you're the only one who hasn't done it.

But masturbation is SATAN'S WORKSHOP

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't see why you don't. You're going to suck ass at sex if you never masturbate, because you'll never learn how to control yourself. Plus, it feels good.

A better question is why you're the only one who hasn't done it.

The fact that I almost never have any privacy could be a reason. educate;

[Houdini]

The fact that I almost never have any privacy could be a reason. educate;

Do it in the bathroom. They'll just think you're taking a big poo or a long shower.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Do it in the bathroom. They'll just think you're taking a big poo or a long shower.

The shower think wouldn't work. My shower thing makes alot of watery noise.
but they w00d bl33ve the big dump thing olol

[Houdini]

The shower think wouldn't work. My shower thing makes alot of watery noise.
but they w00d bl33ve the big dump thing olol

Do it at night, when they think you're asleep.

[Daddy]

Do it at night, when they think you're asleep.

When I fap at night you can hear the sound of me fapping so I only do it in the shower because no one can hear it.

[The artist formally known]

I haven't  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I haven't  caterpie;

No way.

[pringle positive]

why don't you

[The artist formally known]

No way.

We're talking about for today right?  pseudo;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

We're talking about for today right?  pseudo;

no for, um, like evr duuuh