You Might Masturbate To much if..

[NOA_Haunted]

This will be a parody thread of Jeff Foxworthy's  You might be a redneck.

I will start us off!

You Might masturbate To much if... every time you put on socks you check if they're crusty.  flower;

[Daddy]

if it hurts after you finish.

[NOA_Haunted]

What did thief edit?

[Placebo Headwound]

What did thief edit?

I corrected your grammar.

[Bushy]

Masturbate is misspelled.

[NOA_Haunted]

Masturbate is misspelled.

Oh well

[Lumar2004]

if it hurts after you finish.

That's only you JMV.
jew; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap;

[Placebo Headwound]

Masturbate is misspelled.

What are you talking about?

[Daddy]

That's only you JMV.
jew; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap; fap;

o shi--

It only hurt the time I jacked off 6 times in a single day.

[guff]

ROFL TIHS IS A GREAT IDEA

[Himu]

If you see me everyday.

[Feynman]

lets have a board for this too flower;

[Title27GT]

You might masturbate too much if your name is JMV290  flower;

[Feynman]

if you make this topic flower;