So I get HBO and Starz and shit

[Daddy]

Now I get to watch movies all day.


I didn't have these channels before.


I had a porno channel for a little bit.   

The cable guy hooked the box up and turned on my TV and there was a porno on.   He then took away my porn.   I wish he'd let me have free porn.

[Himu]

CABLE GUYS DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE AWAY PORN.  Oh wait your still a minor so nvm.

[Feynman]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THEN

[Himu]

IFC has some porny movies.  Some STARZ channels do too.

[Feynman]

IFC has some porny movies.  Some STARZ channels do too.

CineMAX has the most.

[Himu]

CineMAX has the most.

TRUE.  YOU CAN ALSO ORDER PORN BUT IT"LL SHOW UP ON THE CABLE BILL!   MY MOM CAUGHT MY DAD BEFORE WATCHING ASIAN GIRLS NUDE OR SOMETHING

[Feynman]

TRUE.  YOU CAN ALSO ORDER PORN BUT IT"LL SHOW UP ON THE CABLE BILL!   MY MOM CAUGHT MY DAD BEFORE WATCHING ASIAN GIRLS NUDE OR SOMETHING

MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING WILDEBEEST-ON-PENGUIN PORN.

[Daddy]

CABLE GUYS DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE AWAY PORN.  Oh wait your still a minor so nvm.

They actually thought I was 19 because I had to lie to them.

[Tomboh]

HBO has some porn on sometimes. ness;

[Wrench]

I basically have every channel. Mom works at Armstrong.  flower;

[guff]

IFC has some porny movies.

I dare any of you to watch Crash.