Don't go to McDonald's

[One Man Freak Show]

They promote Shrek, who promotes bad hygiene, bad language, violence, and worst of all, the color green. Green promotes the gangs who wear green. Gangs promote violence. McDonald's sells these horrid green toys, thus promoting gang violence. Go to Burger King instead, as they promote Spider-Man, the crime-fighting superhero who wants to make everyone safe and happy. They shall be hearing from me soon, for I am writing an angry letter to them, then writing a good one to BK to thank them for how they help our communities.

While we're on the subject of McDonald's, let's consider some more dangers. McDonald's has claimed to "serve billions and billions". Billions and billions of what, you ask? Violence-loving fat on buns. With more and more people eating McDonald's each day (About three billion people eat their each day), more and more gangs are getting money to run amok and kill things. To make this world a better place, McDonald's (As a corporation) needs to be thrust into a burning fire of our evil money, right next to the gangs that I already threw in last week.

This also means that people will see the sign for the newest Shrek film. When a child gets one of those evil toys, they are going to want their parents to rush them to the theater to see it, promoting even more gangs. By the time the movie comes to video, and even then some, millions upon millions of innocent Americans will be dead, and it's all because of this horrible green character we call "Shrek". This isn't the kind of film we need to be promoting. Instead, go spend your money on the aforementioned Spider-Man 3 and the upcoming Care Bears: Oopsy Does It. Those are true family films.

Thank you for reading this message. Next time you see someone eating McDonald's, approach them and tell them the bad news of Shrek.

[Solar and Lunar]

McDonald's is for kitty-eaters and people who like to drink the blood of puppies...GO JOE'S BESTBURGER!!! WHOOPDY FUCKING DOO!!!

[mariofreak55]

This is going on the homepage for the win.  navi;

[superclucky]

McNuggets > Your life

[Zack777]

I'm gonna go to MacDonald's and get a Big Mac with side of Apple iSight

[Solar and Lunar]

I'm a fag.

[fox127]

I hate McD anyways....

[One Man Freak Show]

I just e-mailed this to Jack Thompson. This should be interesting.