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General => Video Games => Topic started by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 06, 2018, 09:00:42 PM

Title: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 06, 2018, 09:00:42 PM
what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big

(https://i.imgur.com/UyC9x1Y.png)

akudood;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: C.Mongler on June 07, 2018, 06:03:53 AM
are you trying to say 2pac wasnt for the kids
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2018, 06:38:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OsypB7J.png)(https://i.imgur.com/GAVmcLj.png)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2018, 08:23:16 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 07, 2018, 06:03:53 AM
are you trying to say 2pac wasnt for the kids


i'm not even sure he's appropriate for squids, let alone kids

[spoiler=also,](https://i.imgur.com/gUrNj1b.jpg)[/spoiler]

akudood;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: C.Mongler on June 08, 2018, 08:43:20 AM
damn i'd fuck that fishthing no questions
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2018, 09:02:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PHBa9mi.png)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2018, 09:07:50 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 08, 2018, 08:43:20 AM
damn i'd fuck that fishthing no questions


[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/yQAd8hy.png)[/spoiler]

putindisapproves;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on June 08, 2018, 11:10:09 AM
I still don't give a shit about splatoon.

Nor Nintendo's seemingly increasing agenda to get kids to lust after sealife (this, and mipha from botw)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2018, 11:13:20 AM
i think splatoon is æsthetically interesting, and find its dialogue witty, and its soundtrack is p. fantastic

But I don't know if I have any interest in playing the actual game. befuddlement

maybe if it were more singleplayer-focused, but it isn't
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: C.Mongler on June 08, 2018, 11:17:58 AM
splatoon's single player is real cook what the hell u talking bout boy. pretty short sure, but still cook. it will be made even cookier once the octoling expansion comes out.

i forgot about splatoon in all my switch staning in the other thread now that i think about it oops lol but thats probably because the multiplayer is kind of dumb as hell. for a multiplayer game it's INCREDIBLY FUCKING FRUSTRATING to try and play it with your buddies, especially online. if you're only ever going to play online by yourself, that's actually the definitive experience lmao fuk u nintendo
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2018, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 08, 2018, 11:17:58 AM
splatoon's single player is real cook what the hell u talking bout boy. pretty short sure, but still cook. it will be made even cookier once the octoling expansion comes out.


yeah i'm sure that it is

i just wish that there were much more of it lol

as intrigued as i am by splatoon, it's a multiplayer game at heart, and i can't justify spending $60 on a game whose singleplayer, cook as it may be, might last a day tops

[spoiler=so i'll be staying off the hook, at least for now](https://i.imgur.com/20yZJq5.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: don't let's on June 09, 2018, 09:22:47 AM
Splatoon is obviously the apex of all esports shooters
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2018, 01:49:31 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Pomdyqw.png)

tfw you'll never eat marina's octo pie
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Nyerp on June 09, 2018, 02:49:25 PM
marina is 18 canonically so go to town you freaks
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2018, 05:01:44 PM
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/KoM6mpL.jpg)[/spoiler]

I wish squids were real. :'(
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2018, 05:02:52 PM
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/W95d4OS.gif)[/spoiler]

:D
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2018, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2018, 05:01:44 PM
I wish squids were real. :'(


[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/rigL0An.jpg)[/spoiler]

omglol
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 12, 2018, 08:44:36 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xktSJoI.png)

ypr would love this game
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 13, 2018, 12:46:29 PM
extremely relevant:

[spoiler=let's play-based content][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R1iJBfSY8[/youtube][/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2018, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on June 13, 2018, 12:46:29 PM
extremely relevant:

[spoiler=let's play-based content][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R1iJBfSY8[/youtube][/spoiler]


(https://i.imgur.com/m8M1uGA.gif)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2018, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 09, 2018, 02:49:25 PM
marina is 18 canonically so go to town you freaks


(https://i.imgur.com/I967AVQ.gif)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 08:50:58 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 09, 2018, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2018, 05:01:44 PM
I wish squids were real. :'(


[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/rigL0An.jpg)[/spoiler]

omglol
[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context](https://i.imgur.com/rQOSL5J.jpg)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=bigger spoilers]
The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 09:05:29 AM
Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/Ftr7Hb7.jpg)[/spoiler]

Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 06, 2018, 09:00:42 PM
what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big
it gets more blatant
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/mkIbjoT.jpg)[/spoiler]

also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2018, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 08:50:58 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 09, 2018, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 09, 2018, 05:01:44 PM
I wish squids were real. :'(


[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/rigL0An.jpg)[/spoiler]

omglol
[spoiler=endgame screenshot from octo expansion that makes no sense out of context](https://i.imgur.com/rQOSL5J.jpg)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=bigger spoilers]
The final boss is a super AI created by a human professor 12000 years ago with the objective of passing down human knowledge to a future intelligent species, but the AI changes its mind after seeing squid people being racist against octos and obsessing over fashion/trends/fighting and decides to instead just destroy the planet with a giant human-face statue that has a superpowerful laser cannon in its mouth. The player beats it by inking over the entire statue because its entire surface is solar cells.
[/spoiler]


(https://i.imgur.com/RfDZXIq.png)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2018, 09:19:00 AM
Quote from: bluaki on June 14, 2018, 09:05:29 AM
Pearl keeps a picture of Marina sleeping saved on her phone for... reasons.
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/Ftr7Hb7.jpg)[/spoiler]

Pearl has the username MC_Princess and Marina has the username DJ_Hyperfresh in the chat rooms

Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 06, 2018, 09:00:42 PM
what's with the scantily clad cephalopod lolis and blatantly obvious homages to scandalous gangster rappers like 2pac and notorious big
it gets more blatant
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/mkIbjoT.jpg)[/spoiler]

also pearl gets into a rapping battle multiple times during the events of the story


lol oh god

and as far as scantily-clad cephalopod lolis go, it probably doesn't get much farther than this:

[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/3rIAygX.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/3rIAygX.jpg)[/spoiler]

akudood;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2018, 09:30:50 AM
[spoiler=it even has scantily-clad cephalopod shota](https://i.imgur.com/35ng3G1.jpg)[/spoiler]

akudood;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 17, 2018, 03:30:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8QKKsF6.jpg)

:'(
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 17, 2018, 08:05:51 PM
[youtube]7VfFJy5Kra0[/youtube]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 17, 2018, 08:33:36 PM
watching my brother play splatoon is the shit
one time saw him kill 14 squidders in one match and i thought it was insane

fun to watch
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 17, 2018, 08:35:52 PM
it really is an entertaining-looking game

and it naturally should appeal to me as a disciple of doodthing

I just wish there were a heavier emphasis on singleplayer. >.<
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on June 23, 2018, 10:27:36 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 17, 2018, 08:35:52 PM
it really is an entertaining-looking game

and it naturally should appeal to me as a disciple of doodthing

I just wish there were a heavier emphasis on singleplayer. >.<
there is with the expansion.
I'm seriously considering picking this game up
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on June 23, 2018, 05:08:04 PM
I picked the game up....
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 23, 2018, 07:49:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XIAlByD.jpg)

oh god lol

that's a bazinga if i've ever seen one

Quote from: Big Goop on June 23, 2018, 05:08:04 PM
I picked the game up....


be sure to let us know how you feel about it squid;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on June 23, 2018, 08:43:09 PM
So far, it's quite fun. I've only really been able to do turf wars so far, but even that is engaging me.
Matches are really quick, at 3 minutes, so it's easy to get in that "one more game."

The charm in this game is undeniable.
I need to put some time into other modes still
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on June 24, 2018, 07:16:42 PM
So, after playing this for a number of hours...
I'm not sure how I feel about it.

It's fun, to be sure, but there's really only one game type that's readily available, and not ranked. There's a couple other modes, but they're really only mildly adjusted versions of the main mode, Turf War.

Single Player is ok. Not great. Supposedly the expansion is better, but I don't wanna drop  $20 on it.

Salmon run is fun, but not always available. I don't wanna have to play according to the games schedule.

Idk, I may return the game, and get something different.
We'll see
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 27, 2018, 08:09:26 PM
yeah, well, that's precisely why i would never spend $60 on a game like splatoon lol, let alone $80 for the complete package

but i'm eagerly awaiting its rerelease as a nintendo select 5thgrade;

[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/F6Ykrl7.png)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: YPrrrr on June 28, 2018, 04:53:12 AM
You tell em Marie
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 28, 2018, 05:18:36 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 28, 2018, 04:53:12 AM
You tell em Marie


[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/pEb7fw3.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on July 14, 2018, 06:11:55 AM
I found the only amiibo Tec would buy....

[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/eKbp7DF.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 14, 2018, 08:24:25 AM
lol

maybe if i could get the set for no more than like $6

splatoon is already too expensive for what it offers as is myface;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 14, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oCpaSwU.png)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: bluaki on July 14, 2018, 09:14:59 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 14, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/oCpaSwU.png)

All my friends are...
Level 1 [glow=orange,2,300]Inkling[/glow] Callie fans

#MakeInkopolisGreatAgain
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 14, 2018, 09:16:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Gyli0ru.jpg)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: bluaki on July 14, 2018, 09:25:33 AM
I edited my last post for formatting but tec replied too quickly myface;

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 14, 2018, 09:16:29 AM
[spoiler](https://i.imgur.com/Gyli0ru.jpg)[/spoiler]
I used Callie in that imitation just because she's absent from Splatoon2's Inkopolis Plaza (unlike Marie), because they lost the focus in Splatoon 2 ("great again"), because supposedly Callie/Marie fans should be split roughly 50/50 (like how 50% of people are male)

and because I like Marie better hocuspocus;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 17, 2018, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: bluaki on July 14, 2018, 09:25:33 AM
and because I like Marie better hocuspocus;


(https://i.imgur.com/UdAKLse.png)

*she, herself girl;
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Hiro on July 21, 2018, 02:51:57 AM
i heard there was marina porn
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 21, 2018, 11:30:57 AM
Quote from: ??? on July 21, 2018, 02:51:57 AM
i heard there was marina porn


Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 14, 2018, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 09, 2018, 02:49:25 PM
marina is 18 canonically so go to town you freaks


(https://i.imgur.com/I967AVQ.gif)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Hiro on July 22, 2018, 12:48:54 PM
show me the marina porn
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 22, 2018, 12:50:48 PM
Quote from: ??? on July 22, 2018, 12:48:54 PMshow me the marina porn

[spoiler=NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/FNh0u4U.gif)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 19, 2018, 04:00:42 AM
Who on Boyah actually owns this? befuddlement

i would probably buy it for marina boyah spla2n nights lol
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Hiro on August 19, 2018, 07:30:18 AM
I would love Spla2n nights with boyah. I have both, but obviously 2 would be better to play with you guys.
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Nyerp on August 19, 2018, 09:43:49 AM
i own this
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: reeper on August 19, 2018, 11:15:04 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 19, 2018, 04:00:42 AMWho on Boyah actually owns this? befuddlement

i would probably buy it for marina boyah spla2n nights lol
t two copies of splatoon 2- one came with the switch I bought my fiancée and the other I bought so we could play online.

It's occasionally fun but it's incredibly stupid to try and join the same game together. I wouldn't have gotten it if I didn't get to play with my fiancée as I'm trying to get her into different types of multiplayer games- and the switch still doesn't have that many multiplayer games

We haven't played it in some time, the matches are fun but after like four games we usually get bored. We didn't get into any of the other types of play.
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 26, 2018, 07:51:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xf2zN5A.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/XpBh2xN.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/06Bbgua.jpg) (https://bombbean.tumblr.com/post/178418858806/uuuuuuuhhhhhh-guys)

:3
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on September 26, 2018, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on September 26, 2018, 07:51:50 PM(https://i.imgur.com/xf2zN5A.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/XpBh2xN.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/06Bbgua.jpg) (https://bombbean.tumblr.com/post/178418858806/uuuuuuuhhhhhh-guys)

:3

Eew
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Nyerp on September 26, 2018, 08:50:02 PM
okay that one's fine
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 26, 2018, 09:21:31 PM
Quote from: Big Goop on September 26, 2018, 08:19:06 PMEew

>hating on pearl

(https://i.imgur.com/GELTQPJ.gif)
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on September 26, 2018, 10:19:14 PM
Pearl sucks.

Post a different version of that meme with Marina
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: bluaki on September 27, 2018, 02:02:21 AM
Quote from: Big Goop on September 26, 2018, 10:19:14 PMPearl sucks.

Post a different version of that meme with Marina
It works best with Pearl because she actually wears a crown
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: TooB on September 27, 2018, 12:12:39 PM
Quote from: bluaki on September 27, 2018, 02:02:21 AM
Quote from: Big Goop on September 26, 2018, 10:19:14 PMPearl sucks.

Post a different version of that meme with Marina
It works best with Pearl because she actually wears a crown

....thanks....
Title: Re: isn't splatoon supposed to be a children's game
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 27, 2018, 01:55:34 PM
Quote from: Big Goop on September 26, 2018, 10:19:14 PMPearl sucks.

(https://i.imgur.com/h6RzS3z.gif)