Lol I banned Tomboh.
1. u suck his dick cuz ur felt
2. u ban him
3. u make fun of him
4. mango
Nigga stole mah bike
Quote from: iWolf on July 28, 2007, 03:32:44 PM
Nigga stole mah bike
Indeed, that is the situation, but WHAT DO YOU DO?
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 03:33:40 PM
Indeed, that is the situation, but WHAT DO YOU DO?
Chase after him.
Quote from: iWolf on July 28, 2007, 03:41:15 PM
Chase after him.
You can't catch him, he's on a bike. :|
Also, even if he was on foot you wouldn't be able to catch him. Remember, he's BLACK.
Pull out a shotgun.
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 03:43:10 PM
You can't catch him, he's on a bike. :|
Also, even if he was on foot you wouldn't be able to catch him. Remember, he's BLACK.
omg racist! (http://forums.nintendo.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif)
So, you're in your car smoking with a bag of pot in your lap. Suddenly, a cop car pulls up next to you, the pig gets out, and starts walking toward you.
Do you
a)Throw it Out The window
b)Throw It under the seat
c)Eat that Shit.
After a few people answer, I'll tell you the right answer.
d) Stick it up your ass
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:06:58 PM
d) Stick it up your ass
No, and you fail for being the first faggot to come up with his own retarded answer.
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 04:07:32 PM
No, and you fail for being the first faggot to come up with his own retarded answer.
Honestly, that's what I would do. I don't think he would check your anus.
But I wouldn't be smoking pot anyways. nigga;
And I don't know why you are restricting to three answers.
In a random situation, there are more than three things you can do.
This really happened to my friend. He went to jail for a few months. poppy;
Eating it is the best option. They will search the car and find it. They will also see you throw it.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:12:55 PM
This really happened to my friend. He went to jail for a few months. poppy;
Eating it is the best option. They will search the car and find it. They will also see you throw it.
What are you gonna do with the bag?
Be like, lol I don't ride a bike.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:15:42 PM
Be like, lol I don't ride a bike.
Then why do you have a bike. :
|
Okay, after much speculation...
the correct answer is...
EAT THAT SHIT keke;
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:12:55 PM
This really happened to my friend. He went to jail for a few months. poppy;
Eating it is the best option. They will search the car and find it. They will also see you throw it.
Like a cop won't see you choking on a plastic bag or covered in flakes of "oregano." psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 04:29:04 PM
Like a cop won't see you choking on a plastic bag or covered in flakes of "oregano." psyduck;
Stick it up your ass. spam;
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:30:55 PM
Stick it up your ass. spam;
How do you suggest getting it to stay between your ass cheeks?
Someone who looks just like you stole all my fortune. I have a gun to your head and force you to talk.
What will you do?
Put it in my bra.
suicide;
teleport to THE FIFTH DIMENSION
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 04:33:01 PM
How do you suggest getting it to stay between your ass cheeks?
Flex your ass muscles. spam;
You're riding a bus and a luscious loli of about 11 or 12 gets on as the bus stops. Seeing no other seats left, she asks if she can sit next to you. You allow her to sit next to you in your seat. You notice she's wearing a very short skirt. You also notice that most of the other people, or at least the ones anywhere near you on the bus, seem to be asleep, as it has begun to get a bit late. The loli has grown fond of you as you two have talked, and she trusts you enough to sit on your lap so she can see out the window and not have to sit with all her baggage.
HOW DOES THE SITUATION CONTINUE?
A.) Fondle her "accidentally," because you're a pussy.
B.) Go straight for the goods. Finger her and make her moan, but take it no further, because you're a pussy.
C.) Make sweet love to her and take her virginity.
D.) Nothing in particular, just talk and stuff. Then masturbate while crying once you're home. 'Cause you're a pussy.
E.) Other, or an addition to one of the above. STATE IT.
Ask you for sex.
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:34:46 PM
Flex your ass muscles. spam;
That wouldn't look suspicious at all.
Quote from: w00terz on July 28, 2007, 04:34:42 PM
teleport to THE FIFTH DIMENSION
THE FIFTH DIMENSION IS JUST A BAND. argh;
E. Call her a lezbo and throw her out the window.
Nah I'd say I had birth young and my husband boyfriend left me and then people will donate us cash.
Quote from: Kaz on July 28, 2007, 04:35:29 PM
THE FIFTH DIMENSION IS JUST A BAND. argh;
The 7th one then?
I'd probably fondle her accidentally a couple times, and see how she reacts, and then go for the goods.
I'd either just rest my arms on her legs or hold her tightly in my arms. spam;
But if I see she wants more, I'd go right for it. caterpie;
I would start with some small stuff, and if she likes it, I would go for option C.
You all died from your answers. |:
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 04:35:18 PM
That wouldn't look suspicious at all.
I can do it fine.
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:39:56 PM
You all died from your answers. |:
You wouldn't have sex with me?
gonk;
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
You wouldn't have sex with me?
gonk;
Not if you stole my fortune, nigga'.
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:42:28 PM
Not if you stole my fortune, nigga'.
Well at least you could have sex with me, THEN killed me.
gonk;
What would you do?
All of the above.
GREAT TO KNOW WE HAVE SO MANY PEDOS caterpie;
I wish girls sat in my lap more often.
You have obtained a picture of Lawlz, WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. Post it on every message board you go to as soon as you get it
B. Send it to everyone on your MSN/AIM buddy list that knows Lawlz as soon as you get it
C. You don't show anyone else, because you Love Lawlz wub;
D. Blackmail Lawlz
E. Other (specify)
Quote from: w00terz on July 28, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
I wish girls sat in my lap more often.
I remember my cousin sat on my lap once.
She's pretty hot though. I got hard.
C, then fap;
C, because even though I'm an ass if some one trusts me with a private pic or secret I keep it like that.
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
I remember my cousin sat on my lap once.
She's pretty hot though. I got hard.
I get hard thinking of that.
C. I actually do have one, too. I'm not showing it to anyone though.
I'd probably do C too.
I don't want to get banned. spam;
My friend Nikki did once.
She looks like the girl in my avatar. OH
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
If I was in what situation?
No, if I were to remove your clothes and put you into a bed with me.
Quote from: w00terz on July 28, 2007, 04:49:51 PM
My friend Nikki did once.
She looks like the girl in my avatar. OH
What did you do?
Nothing :(
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:48:47 PM
C, because even though I'm an ass if some one trusts me with a private pic or secret I keep it like that.
...
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
I remember my cousin sat on my lap once.
She's pretty hot though. I got hard.
That happened to me too, when I was about 13. My cousin, whose name is Nicole, was about 11 at the time. Until we started never being able to see each other any more, we were really close and played a lot together. For some reason, she seemed to think I was the most hilarious guy on Earth. She actually sat on me a lot. And kissed me a lot, for some reason.
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:51:40 PM
...
What? I never posted your pic or revealed any secrets you told me.
Quote from: Kaz on July 28, 2007, 04:51:48 PM
That happened to me too, when I was about 13. My cousin, whose name is Nicole, was about 11 at the time. Until we started never being able to see each other any more, we were really close and played a lot together. For some reason, she seemed to think I was the most hilarious guy on Earth. She actually sat on me a lot. And kissed me a lot, for some reason.
More adjectives plz
fap;
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:52:53 PM
More adjectives plz
fap;
No, but if I had a picture of her, I'd show you. She's still pretty damn good-looking, but she did go a bit overboard on her tan this summer when I saw her.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:50:19 PM
No, if I were to remove your clothes and put you into a bed with me.
We'd roleplay sex of cops and robbers using my gun.
My cousin gropes my breasts and butt. And I kiss him all the time on the lips. Just short pecks. And we always walk in on eachother showering and say "Hai thar" and we pretend to scream and run out.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:52:22 PM
What? I never posted your pic or revealed any secrets you told me.
Oh I read it wrong my bad. wub;
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
My cousin gropes my breasts and butt. And I kiss him all the time on the lips. Just short pecks. And we always walk in on eachother showering and say "Hai thar" and we pretend to scream and run out.
Can one of your aunts adopt me? Please?
i would say hi kaz
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
My cousin gropes my breasts and butt. And I kiss him all the time on the lips. Just short pecks. And we always walk in on eachother showering and say "Hai thar" and we pretend to scream and run out.
wat da fux
My cousin and I only kissed when we were like...6 and 8 years old. psyduck;
And never once did we ever see one another naked. psyduck; psyduck; psyduck;
Quote from: Kaz on July 28, 2007, 05:01:53 PM
wat da fux
My cousin and I only kissed when we were like...6 and 8 years old. psyduck;
And never once did we ever see one another naked. psyduck; psyduck; psyduck;
Yeah...we dont do that anymore cuz he's not single. We did that around 9-11. psyduck;
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 05:03:16 PM
Yeah...we dont do that anymore cuz he's not single. We did that around 9-11. psyduck;
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. spam;
You probably still do it, because if you didn't, you would've said something like "We used to..." caterpie;
Quote from: Kaz on July 28, 2007, 05:01:53 PM
wat da fux
My cousin and I only kissed when we were like...6 and 8 years old. psyduck;
And never once did we ever see one another naked. psyduck; psyduck; psyduck;
We didnt either. We just poked our heads out and make a high pitched scream. You know. Like cartoons?
Kick his ass before he starts riding away.
All three. navi;
Steal the gun and point it at you. powerofone;
C. I don't share pics of people if they tell me not to. flower;
FLURT MY WAY OUT
Depends if she has boobs or not.
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 05:05:38 PM
We didnt either. We just poked our heads out and make a high pitched scream. You know. Like cartoons?
o i c
Also, I take that back. I did sorta see her naked once, when I was like 9. But when I was 9, that didn't really mean much.
Your extremely attractive teacher gives you detention for flirting with her/him. After school, you are the only two around, your teacher tells you to sit on her/his desk. (S)He then pulls down your pants and gives you oral pleasure.
What do you do? Do you report to the authorities and get the slut fired? Or will you continue to see him/her every day after school? Tell us, what are your thoughts on the subject?
Quote from: Hyper on July 28, 2007, 05:55:20 PM
Your extremely attractive teacher gives you detention for flirting with her/him. After school, you are the only two around, your teacher tells you to sit on her/his desk. (S)He then pulls down your pants and gives you oral pleasure.
What do you do? Do you report to the authorities and get the slut fired? Or will you continue to see him/her every day after school? Tell us, what are your thoughts on the subject?
Just to make things a little easier to understand.
Also, I'd stay after school every day. flower;
Quote from: Anakin Skywalker on July 28, 2007, 06:00:33 PM
Just to make things alittle easier to understand.
thanx babah <3
I would see her everyday. OH
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 06:05:01 PM
I would see her everyday. OH
BTW this is #6.
"Re: Random situation. #6"
psyduck;
Quote from: Anakin Skywalker on July 28, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
"Re: Random situation. #6"
psyduck;
Stop editing my posts noob.
I get some more sex. spam;
An extremely attractive person of the opposite gender, who is also your boss, offers you $100,000,000 to have sex with them. But they have herpes. If you refuse, you lose your job, which you happened to love, and need in order to support your family.
Also, no condoms. He/she hates them. If you use one, you lose your job.
What do you do? powerofone;
That's not enough money. psyduck;
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 06:09:30 PM
That's not enough money. psyduck;
There goes your job. :(
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 05:39:01 PM
Smooth.
hey baby why dont u put that gun away so i can show you my gun
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 06:09:30 PM
That's not enough money. psyduck;
Is it US or AU?
My fortune I get when I'm 18 is about the same as that and I dont have to do anything. psyduck;
Quote from: Hyper on July 28, 2007, 06:10:19 PM
Is it US or AU?
Whatever currency is used in the place you live in.
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 06:10:15 PM
hey baby why dont u put that gun away so i can show you my gun
lol Does it shoot. wub;
Okay, fine, I raised it to $100,000,000. >:[
Not worth it. I don't want herpes like Michael Vick.
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
oh it shoots alright
Can you shoot me with it? wub;
Fad is starting to suck. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Suck it back.
DON'T YOU JUST USE A CREAM TO GET RID OF HERPES?!?
Nothing at all.
Changed it again. >:[
Make a topic about it.
100 million?
Fuck yeah.
I wish I had a picture of her :(
I stay after school ever day then. yes;
E. Get her the fuck off my lap.
I'D TAP THAT SHIT, DAWG
I take that back. If it's 100 million smackers the STD is worth it.
E.
Since she trusts me, I'll take her over to my place and "go for the goods" in private.
Sure. Why not get richer? spam;
Quote from: steal on July 28, 2007, 06:32:12 PM
Hell yeah. You never said I couldn't wear a condom. spam;
...smithicide;
Changed it again. Quit finding loopholes. argh;
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
Can you shoot me with it? wub;
ill shoot in you on you annd all around u baby
DISSAPERATE navi;
Win you over using guyish charm.
Quote from: Moniker on July 28, 2007, 06:39:10 PM
DISSAPERATE navi;
She put an anti-dissaparation spell on the grounds. edumacate;
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 06:55:16 PM
She put an anti-dissaparation spell on the grounds. edumacate;
SHIT.
Then I'd rape Clucky.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on July 28, 2007, 06:59:29 PM
I don't like loli. :|
Then you should seem out of place at these forums. spam;
I would use my cunning lingual skills to talk you out of shooting me.
Quote from: Moniker on July 28, 2007, 06:56:48 PM
SHIT.
Then I'd rape Clucky.
I used the Imperius Curse. She's buying me a soda right now.
Quote from: Videl on July 28, 2007, 07:03:40 PM
I used the Imperius Curse. She's buying me a soda right now.
I used the Cruciatus curse on both of you. spam;
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 07:05:51 PM
I used the Cruciatus curse on both of you. spam;
You dont have the balls to. spam;
You're sitting on your computer, wasting your life...Then all of a sudden the door bell rings. You go to answer it, and it's Emma Watson. wub;
She asks to come in. You and her talk for a while, but then the topic turns to sex. Emma asks you to fuck her, WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. She's not 18 yet, so I'm not
B. I'm not fucking her, she's ugly
C. I'm not fucking her, I'm gay (Basically the same answer as B)
D. I'm going to fuck her ALLLLLLLLLL night
E. Other (Specify)
D. She is good looking. thumbup;
E. I'm not fucking her, she's ugly (and I'm not gay).
Stick it in her.
E.
I'm going to fuck her anally all night jerkbag;
We're gonna have some sweet lovin'.
B and C.
A
Then E, tie her up.
Also, I would kill her so that I could rape her dead body.
In other words, save some for later. gentleman;
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 07:13:28 PM
Also, I would kill her so that I could rape her dead body.
In other words, save some for later. gentleman;
No one will notice a missing celebrity. spam;
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 07:14:48 PM
No one will notice a missing celebrity. spam;
Once the movie leaves theaters, no one would notice she was gone until the next one comes out rock
Your Math teacher is now a dead bitch. She will never work again. china;
People keep making Random Situation threads and the administration gets pissed. They decide to ban you. Upon seeing the ban screen you:
A)Shut the fuck up
B)Wait for the ban to end, and shut the fuck up.
C)Complain to JMV on AIM until he blocks you and extends your ban. You then shut the fuck up.
D)Shut the fuck up and shut the fuck up.
A and D.
E. Make a thread about it.
E. Strip for JMV
I mean C
A package arrived at your house, you open it and turns out there's five dollars in it.
Keep it [Y/n/?]
I make sweet love to them.
Um, of course. psyduck;
n
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Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
You're banned though.
Make an ALT,
then make a thread. powerofone;
Lawlz makes you horny.
You either:
1.) Give him nudes.
2.) Get banned and deleted.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SEND NUDES TO LAWLZ?
2.)
1.
PM me for nudes. flower;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 07:22:11 PM
Lawlz makes you horny.
You either:
1.) Give him nudes.
2.) Get banned and deleted.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SEND NUDES TO LAWLZ?
Trust me lawlz, i would be the first one to send you nudes.
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 07:23:04 PM
Trust me lawlz, i would be the first one to send you nudes.
L
O
L
spam;
2.)
:|
Give it to Bassir for giving computer advice.
C
spam;
]
Considering I'm a male, you probably don't want my nudes.
n
Quote from: WrenchNinja on July 28, 2007, 07:24:34 PM
Considering I'm a male, you probably don't want my nudes.
|:
Lawlz is gay.
|:
3)I got on a cross country trip with him.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 07:25:18 PM
3)I got on a cross country trip with him.
CLUCKY SAID SHE'D JOIN US ON OUR MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T COME ALONG.
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 07:26:07 PM
CLUCKY SAID SHE'D JOIN US ON OUR MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T COME ALONG.
I'll rape her on the way to visit you. =|
Someone deletes all of the other "Random Situation", WHAT DO YOU DO?
A. Make a Random Situation out of it.
B. Do nothing
C. mango
D. Make a thread about it
Banned.
EFG: OH
Quote from: WrenchNinja on July 28, 2007, 07:29:19 PM
D. Make a thread about it
That's what option A is. spam;
lol this awsum
o lawd
this is rly big thred
wtf
nigger
excuse me
this thread makes no sense