If you had one question to ask him/her/it, and him/her/it would respond in a logical answer, what would your question be?
Who created you?
Can you please die?
"What the fuck?"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:49:20 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
...that's all you can come up with?
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 08:49:46 PM
...that's all you can come up with?
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen? He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen? He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big homie God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."
And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.
I'd ask him to take me with him so I wont have to suffer from the stupidity of humanity anymore.
Why is this in SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Boyah Use Increases the Risk of Infertility, Stillbirth and Low Birth Weight anyway?
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big homie God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."
And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.
how cna u blam her, shes a wummin
Quote from: Snorkel on July 24, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
how cna u blam her, shes a wummin
Yeah, it's God's fault for not putting her into a kitchen. :|
Quote from: iWolf on July 24, 2007, 08:55:51 PM
Why is this in SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Boyah Use Increases the Risk of Infertility, Stillbirth and Low Birth Weight anyway?
Why not? Not every topic about religion and/or God belongs in Serious discussion.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen? He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
Please. You don't give a shit.
If I had one question, it would be, "What's with all the asian people?"
Ass, or tits?
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:56:34 PM
Yeah, it's God's fault for not putting her into a kitchen. :|
he put her into the "kitchen." the garden of eden. Bitch didn't stay put, and was tempted by a fucking snake. A FUCKING SNAKE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SNAKES ON A GARDEN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SEQUEL STARRING ADAM AND EVE AND JESUS.
i prayed to god a couple days ago, asked for one simple thing. fucking asked for world peace while i was at it too.
didn't do shit for me.
i'm not crazy! i swear!
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big homie God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."
And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.
Listen to yourself and then tell me how realistic Christianity is.
Everyone was originally a Jew, you know.
Then that bastard Jesus came along and said "follow me fuckers" and they got split.
After all I've said, I was still baptized Catholic.
Quote from: Title27GT on July 24, 2007, 08:59:36 PM
Listen to yourself and then tell me how realistic Christianity is.
Everyone was originally a Jew, you know.
Then that bastard Jesus came along and said "follow me fuckers" and they got split.
After all I've said, I was still baptized Catholic.
Christianity is as real as 360 graphics. :|
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
Christianity is as real as 360 graphics. :|
360 graphix r awsom :|
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen? He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
Simple.
He created the universe and took off. navi;
"Can I ask more than one question?"
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 09:03:43 PM
"Can I ask more than one question?"
He would then vanish, because that would be your question. :|
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen? He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
Because they have not asked God for forgiveness?
Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:00:33 PM
Because they have not asked God for forgiveness?
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
Every time a jew was lead into a shower, God popped the cap on a Bud Light.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior. Duh.
Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.
Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior. Duh.
Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.
Jesus_LOL was a Jew. SHOULD JESUS_LOL HAVE WORSHIPPED HIMSELF?
Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior. Duh.
Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.
How about the handicapped people that were killed just for being handicapped?
What about the people in Sudan being killed?
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big homie God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."
And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.
He didn't give US one chance, he gave that motherfucker Eve a chance. pseudo;
What up g
Quote from: joeinc on July 24, 2007, 10:55:52 PM
He didn't give US one chance, he gave that motherfucker Eve a chance. pseudo;
that bitch eve is your mother, in a sense.
HOW MAN PPLZ R IN HEAVANS
Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
It's the Nazis fault... not God's...
He let them make their own decisions on Earth, and they'll most likely pay for it when they die.
Am I going to end up in Hell? burned;
Quote from: V on July 25, 2007, 05:36:08 AM
that bitch eve is your mother, in a sense.
Hi brother.
I WOULD ASK IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE A PET FOX
Quote from: Kaz on July 25, 2007, 12:19:36 PM
I WOULD ASK IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE A PET FOX
And thou shalt not go to a beast and thou shalt not lie with it so as to make thy seed go out upon it, that thou mayest not be polluted thereby. And a woman shall not go to a beast to lie with it, for it is pollution. And ye shall not pollute yourselves with any of these things, for with them the nations whom I have driven out before you have polluted themselves, and with them ye shall not pollute your bodies.
Furry. :|
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
Christianity is as real as 360 graphics. :|
Christianity:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convicted by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
BAM flower;
"Please make all fundamentalist Christians spontaneously die."
Quote from: JMV290 on July 25, 2007, 02:49:36 PM
And thou shalt not go to a beast and thou shalt not lie with it so as to make thy seed go out upon it, that thou mayest not be polluted thereby. And a woman shall not go to a beast to lie with it, for it is pollution. And ye shall not pollute yourselves with any of these things, for with them the nations whom I have driven out before you have polluted themselves, and with them ye shall not pollute your bodies.
Furry. :|
I JUST WANT A PET FOX TO PET AND LOVE FOR EVER AND EVER