So I was preparing for the love explosion I usually make prior to going to bed, and pulled up a couple of my favorite porn sites.
They completely failed to arouse me.
And now I just feel incredibly lonely, and don't think I could get hard if I tried. :|
Try some different ones. flower;
Try looking at something that you'd normally consider disgusting or even taboo. powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on July 24, 2007, 01:14:13 AM
Try looking at something that you'd normally consider disgusting or even taboo. powerofone;
Gay porn usually does it for me. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 24, 2007, 02:31:35 AM
Gay porn usually does it for me. powerofone;
Gay porn arouses you? psyduck;
Quote from: Thief888 on July 24, 2007, 02:32:37 AM
Gay porn arouses you? psyduck;
It's up to you to decide whether or not I was serious. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 24, 2007, 02:33:18 AM
It's up to you to decide whether or not I was serious. powerofone;
You were serious.
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 05:27:09 AM
You were serious.
That's what I truly think, believe it or not. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
That's what I truly think, believe it or not. psyduck;
I believe Lawlz is starting to like penis.
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 07:16:38 AM
I believe Lawlz is starting to like penis.
Starting to like penis?
Quote from: Lawlz on July 24, 2007, 07:17:11 AM
Starting to like penis?
Wow, that does it. Lawlz is a certified fruitcup. ^____^
That's why you don't do it if you ain't horny. magician;
Quote from: Hyper on July 24, 2007, 07:18:03 AM
That's why you don't do it if you ain't horny. magician;
I do it when I'm not and still get excited. caterpie;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 07:19:34 AM
I do it when I'm not and still get excited. caterpie;
I thought you never masturbated before?
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 07:19:55 AM
I thought you never masturbated before?
...I thought we were talking about looking at porn, not masturbating. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 07:20:50 AM
...I thought we were talking about looking at porn, not masturbating. psyduck;
No. This is about masturbating. And what the hell are you doing looking at porn and not whacking it?
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 07:17:32 AM
Wow, that does it. Lawlz is a certified fruitcup. ^____^
As long as he doesn't hit on me. v____v
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 07:23:11 AM
As long as he doesn't hit on me. v____v
You don't like girls? psyduck;
Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 07:22:35 AM
No. This is about masturbating. And what the hell are you doing looking at porn and not whacking it?
Just because I don't fap doesn't mean I can't take a look. china;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 24, 2007, 08:01:04 AM
I never claimed to be a guy... psyduck;
But we know you are one. educate;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 08:02:13 AM
But we know you are one. educate;
Um, no, I'm not. The few that have seen me know I'm not. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 24, 2007, 08:03:18 AM
Um, no, I'm not. The few that have seen me know I'm not. psyduck;
Yeah, sure. v;
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on July 24, 2007, 08:17:09 AM
I thought you were a girl hunter
...Are you kidding? psyduck;
Try Knoppix or the Ubuntu Live CD.
Quote from: Bassir on July 24, 2007, 09:44:27 AM
Try Knoppix or the Ubuntu Live CD.
You know, I can totally imagine you sitting in your closet or something -- yes, your closet -- fapping to a Knoppix CD.
psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 07:20:50 AM
...I thought we were talking about looking at porn, not masturbating. psyduck;
LOL WHAT THE FUCK