From JMV's life story:
I got sick of it. I punched the mother fucker in the face. I don't regret it. I'd do it again. He started crying. I had to go to the principal. Some how the kid got detention and I didn't. I'm assuming this was because the principal was severely obese and knew how it felt to be picked on. Girls would think it was funny to ask me out and if I said yes they'd go "I was joking". I stopped trusting them.
I don't know why, it's simply epic. Maybe it's the fact that a) You were probably the least likely kid to punch ANYONE in the face from the looks of the rest of your story.
and b) THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF MIDDLE SCHOOL. "Hey matt" "hey" "wanna go out?" "yea!" "EW IM JUST KIDDING YOU LOSER!" "*sobs*"
Shut up.