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Title: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 05:43:22 PM
I would pass with flying colors. Discuss.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.


That might warrant a high score.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Lozal on April 28, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Same here. I know about pretty much everything that there is to know about sex.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 28, 2007, 06:02:53 PM
...I might get an A on a written test, but as for performance...

I'm not sure. yes;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
Of course, the majority of you only have wild unfulfilled dreams about sex, satisfied by looking at pornographic images/videos and "fapping".
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: demonprince on April 28, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.
It'd take you less than 1 minute to finish.   y;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 28, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.
It'd take you less than 1 minute to finish.   y;
How long does it take you?  caterpie;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 06:41:43 PM
Quote from: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
Of course, the majority of you only have wild unfulfilled dreams about sex, satisfied by looking at pornographic images/videos and "fapping".


Sucks for that majority, then.  china;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2007, 06:45:05 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 28, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.
It'd take you less than 1 minute to finish.   y;
How long does it take you?  caterpie;
Depends on a number of matters. Quality of the porn, horniness, speed, etc. I'd say anywhere from 5 - 15 minutes. y;
Short time is short.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: The artist formally known on April 28, 2007, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 28, 2007, 05:43:22 PM
I would pass with flying colors. Discuss.
No you wouldn't, virgins can't pass those tests  china;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2007, 06:49:17 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 06:47:36 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 06:45:05 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 28, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.
It'd take you less than 1 minute to finish.   y;
How long does it take you?  caterpie;
Depends on a number of matters. Quality of the porn, horniness, speed, etc. I'd say anywhere from 5 - 15 minutes. y;
Short time is short.
But long penis is long.
Short time is short still.  argh;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...


So what, you like to screw babies?
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:12:09 PM
Beautiful babies...Beautiful baby honeys...It's all good...
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 07:22:09 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:12:09 PM
Beautiful babies...Beautiful baby honeys...It's all good...


Works for me.  y;
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
If there was a test on anything nonsexual, I believe that no one here would pass it. Except me, because I know everything.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
If there was a test on anything nonsexual, I believe that no one here would pass it. Except me, because I know everything.


Most of us are actually pretty smart, sir.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:26:51 PM
90.25 average...so you just got PWNed, baby...
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:28:04 PM
The majority of you are nerds.

XD
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 28, 2007, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:28:04 PM
The majority of you are nerds.

XD


Yeah we are

XD

Quote from: Reaper on April 28, 2007, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 28, 2007, 05:43:22 PM
I would pass with flying colors. Discuss.
No you wouldn't, virgins can't pass those tests  china;
Not witty enough, try again.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2007, 08:28:57 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...
They'll probably be dead then.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 08:28:57 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...
They'll probably be dead then.


You know that beautiful babies is not literal right?
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2007, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:28:04 PM
The majority of you are nerds.

XD


XD XD XD
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2007, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 08:28:57 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...
They'll probably be dead then.


You know that beautiful babies is not literal right?
...wut
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:31:49 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 28, 2007, 08:28:57 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
If I did take a sex test I would surely hope there are beautiful babies there...
They'll probably be dead then.


You know that beautiful babies is not literal right?
...wut


Think about it...I haven't
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.

It would depend on the test. If it was written, then I have little doubt that you would pass. However, if it was a practical test, then I am almost positive you would phail miserably.
Title: Re: If there was a sex test
Post by: Solar and Lunar on April 28, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
Quote from: Ownage Baby on April 28, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
Quote from: steal on April 28, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
I would cum on it and then turn it in. Discuss.

It would depend on the test. If it was written, then I have little doubt that you would pass. However, if it was a practical test, then I am almost positive you would phail miserably.


Coming from someone who spells "fail", "phail"?