After my incident yesterday where I was fapping so hard some skin ripped off from under my dick... It hurts to do it now emo;
But not it has a scab! What am I gonna do? gonk;
Use lotion?
Mine has a little red/brown/purple spot where I used to have a scab. caterpie;
CALL THE DOCTOR
Quote from: Geno on July 20, 2007, 09:32:25 PM
Only if the doctor is hot wub;
Go early in the morning and ask to see a hot female doctor. china;
aww, can I kiss your wound? wub;
ewuh!!!!!!
tmi!
I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW THIS
Just wait a couple days.
Quote from: w00terz on July 20, 2007, 09:44:46 PM
Can you run that by me in English?
"Eww! Too much info!"
I remember one time where I was fapping so much that I started to flake a tiny bit of skin. Luckily, that only lasted one day.
MY PEEPEE IS HEALTHY NOW.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 09:45:20 PM
"Eww! Too much info!"
thanks.
I can translate l33t and retardspeek, but not most of those stupid acronyms
Quote from: w00terz on July 20, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
thanks.
I can translate l33t and retardspeek, but not most of those stupid acronyms
After being on the internet for a while, you learn what they all mean...
I've yet to rip skin off my dick.
Quote from: JMV290 on July 20, 2007, 09:47:41 PM
I've yet to rip skin off my dick.
I've ripped dry skin off mine before. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
After being on the internet for a while, you learn what they all mean...
I still need a dictionary
EW YOU HAVE TWO MOLES
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 09:48:07 PM
I've ripped dry skin off mine before. psyduck;
I've ripped mine off before. spam;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 09:33:02 PM
Go early in the morning and ask to see a hot female doctor. china;
There yeah go. wub;
That happened to me once.
I couldnt fap for a week. gonk;
lol
I can just imagine Geno sitting in front of his computer, fapping so hard that the skin on his penis peels off in a bloody mess.
Thanks JMV baddood;
OMG its now only 3 inches geno!
lol Kaz
"MY PEEPEE IS HEALTHY NOW"
How the hell do you manage to rip your dick while fapping?
Were you using knives?
this one time i was shlicking so hard that my hand got stuck up my vagina
Quote from: Pyrate on February 06, 2008, 06:46:20 PM
this one time i was shlicking so hard that my hand got stuck up my vagina
lolwut
I need to see this happen to someone
Quote from: Pyrate on February 06, 2008, 06:46:20 PM
this one time i was shlicking so hard that my hand got stuck up my vagina
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard that the box got stuck in my anus
Quote from: Kaz on February 06, 2008, 06:50:27 PM
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard that the box got stuck in my anus
One time I was watching Hogan's knows best so hard that his daughter was vspoting really hard and my dad walked in and was like hey you little slut and garaged.
One time I was lifting weights so much that I pulled a hamstring.
Quote from: Kaz on February 06, 2008, 06:50:27 PM
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard that the box got stuck in my anus
i laughed so hard.
so hard.
XD
oh god...
Quote from: Selkie on February 06, 2008, 04:24:49 PM
How the hell do you manage to rip your dick while fapping?
Were you using knives?
It happens ok. >.<