Seriously, what's the point?
I don't get it.
For enjoyment.
It feels good. magician;
Also, it's a wonderful cure for headaches and other annoying bodily pains. Great timekiller, too.
Cause i guess pple think it feels good and they like it. v;
Feels good.
And sometimes money comes out. pseudo;
Quote from: Ace Of Blades on July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
Seriously, what's the point?
I don't get it.
Obviously you've never done it.
It's just having sex with your hand but you don't lose your virginity.
It's for guys who want to have sex, but can't find a female (or gay lover in JMV's case). caterpie;
masturbation is like a time machine
It's good for your health too, especially if you have a headache.
Are you fucking serious?
It feels amazing. And if you've got it down to a perfect little art like I do, it can be very, very pleasureful.
Of course, it takes practice. caterpie;
Quote from: Ricky on July 20, 2007, 08:04:21 PM
It's good for your health too, especially if you have a headache.
What the fuck....
Quote from: steal on July 20, 2007, 08:07:37 PM
Because it's the best feeling in the world.
PROTIP: Getting stoned first makes it feel even more amazing. fap;
Having actual sex doesn't feel better than masturbating?
Quote from: Original_MIB on July 20, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
What the fuck....
He's not kidding. It's true. Of course, doing it too much is actually bad for your health...but nobody does it that much. If they do, there's really something wrong with them.
Anyway, it feels great, and it helps you get over feeling horny. It's just an overall great pick-me-up, you know? Even if you can get real sex, it's still enjoyable.
And trust me, girls do it plenty as well. I know this all too well, really.
Quote from: Original_MIB on July 20, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
What the fuck....
It prevents some kinds of cancer and, apparently, headaches, and feels good, and if you're feeling fine, you're doing well. educate;
Quote from: Original_MIB on July 20, 2007, 08:02:20 PM
Obviously you've never done it.
It's just having sex with your hand but you don't lose your virginity.
objection;
____ told me it wasn't having sex with your hand when we were on aim. I pointed that u were simply having sex with you own hand but i guess it isn't.
http://www.sassyroad.com.au/home.php?cat=258
Quote from: Ace Of Blades on July 20, 2007, 08:08:30 PM
Having actual sex doesn't feel better than masturbating?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't go jumping to conclusions, here.
Real sex, is honestly, the most pleasurable thing I can think of.
Of course, masturbation is the most pleasurable thing you can do for yourself. Sexually, anyway.
Sex...oh my god. It's amazing.
Of course, even with a frequent sex partner, masturbation is normal. And still pleasurable.
I think it's just something to do.
If I'm scared, I fap one out and feel as if I'd taken morphine or something...
So I'd say relaxation powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on July 20, 2007, 08:11:04 PM
He's not kidding. It's true. Of course, doing it too much is actually bad for your health...but nobody does it that much. If they do, there's really something wrong with them.
Anyway, it feels great, and it helps you get over feeling horny. It's just an overall great pick-me-up, you know? Even if you can get real sex, it's still enjoyable.
And trust me, girls do it plenty as well. I know this all too well, really.
LIKE COFFEE caterpie;
cuz it feels good
Feels good? Not only that, but it relaxes you and reliefs you of stress.
Quote from: Bassir on July 20, 2007, 10:21:02 PM
Feels good? Not only that, but it relaxes you and reliefs you of stress.
"reliefs you"?
Quote from: Kefka on July 20, 2007, 10:16:37 PM
LIKE COFFEE caterpie;
Yes, strangely. For me, shooting knuckle kids doesn't make me tired, but rather makes me feel more lively and refreshed afterwards.
Quote from: Kaz on July 20, 2007, 10:39:24 PM
Yes, strangely. For me, shooting knuckle kids doesn't make me tired, but rather makes me feel more lively and refreshed afterwards.
WHAT ABOUT HEROIN?
Damn... I've had a headache all day. If I had known masturbating help, I would've...
That let your feelings out. powerofone;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on July 21, 2007, 03:20:17 AM
That let your feelings out. powerofone;
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE FEELINGS?
Quote from: Lawlz on July 21, 2007, 03:27:47 AM
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE FEELINGS?
Everyone has feelings, omg.
They're just numb if they're like that, probably caused by something. caterpie;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on July 21, 2007, 03:47:09 AM
Everyone has feelings, omg.
They're just numb if they're like that, probably caused by something. caterpie;
Like chronic depression? edumacate;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 08:02:31 PM
It's for guys who want to have sex, but can't find a female (or gay lover in JMV's case). caterpie;
Lol, for the most part thats true.
Obviously this is a joke thread guys. gonk;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 08:02:31 PM
It's for guys who want to have sex, but can't find a female (or gay lover in JMV's case). caterpie;
You're fucking retarded. psyduck;
First of all, females masturbate too.
Second, even if a guy has an active sex life, masturbation is still common. And normal.
Get your facts, fag. :|
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 20, 2007, 08:02:31 PM
It's for guys who want to have sex, but can't find a female (or gay lover in JMV's case). caterpie;
So I'm sure you do it all the time, right?
Quote from: w00terz on July 21, 2007, 01:55:52 PM
So I'm sure you do it all the time, right?
He claims he's never masturbated in his 15 years of living.
What a waste.
boyah needs more threads like this
Seriously, this is a classic Boyah thread. Why don't we have these anymore?
Quote from: Kaz on July 20, 2007, 08:11:04 PM
And trust me, girls do it plenty as well. I know this all too well, really.
i'd like to hear this story yes;
Quote from: Geno on July 11, 2011, 02:56:23 AM
Seriously, this is a classic Boyah thread. Why don't we have these anymore?
because most of us know why people masturbate by now psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on July 11, 2011, 10:49:20 AM
i'd like to hear this story yes;
You saw all of the Justin Bieber posters in his sisters' room right?
Quote from: YPR on July 11, 2011, 10:51:20 AM
You saw all of the Justin Bieber posters in his sisters' room right?
...gonk;
hey juthtin
Quote from: YPR on July 11, 2011, 10:51:20 AM
You saw all of the Justin Bieber posters in his sisters' room right?
oh god lol gross
nah i just meant hensa girl;
Quote from: Kaz on July 11, 2011, 11:58:57 AM
oh god lol gross
nah i just meant hensa girl;
...girl;
Quote from: Kaz on July 20, 2007, 10:39:24 PM
Yes, strangely. For me, shooting knuckle kids doesn't make me tired, but rather makes me feel more lively and refreshed afterwards.
for some reason seeing that i posted this makes me lol
i didn't even know i
knew that phrase let alone that i used it on boyah once
didn't hensa get mad at you for fapping to hentai or am i making things up confuseddood;
umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah
not really going to go into details but let's just say it was resolved
Quote from: Kaz on July 11, 2011, 12:06:46 PM
umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah
not really going to go into details but let's just say it was resolved
resolved through
sharing yes;
it was resolved when kaz made a poorly drawn hentai rendition of hensa and fapped to it
Quote from: Thyme on July 11, 2011, 12:07:33 PM
resolved through sharing yes;
that came later girl;
Wow lewd: The Thread.
Quote from: Kaz on July 11, 2011, 12:11:00 PM
that came later girl;
my jellyness knows no bounds yes; :(
Quote from: Kaz on July 11, 2011, 12:06:46 PM
umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah
lol that is really funny actually
look at what you did to kaz :|
I'm confused by the train of thought in this thread.
Why do I masturbate? I don't know, but I'm doing it enough to make me perpetually angry, so I should probably stop.
making you angry is the opposite of what masturbation is supposed to do psyduck;
i don't masturbate, bitches. i get why people do it... i'm uninterested.
stress reliever
I remember this thread. Why can't we have more dumb topics like this
oh wait
Quote from: Nyerp on July 11, 2011, 04:55:43 PM
making you angry is the opposite of what masturbation is supposed to do psyduck;
I know it's supposed to calm me down, but I relied on it too much and it's sort of like the Atkins diet like that.
semen has many wonderful nutritional properties