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Title: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:30:28 PM
This is the thread where you can ask me ur personal problems and I'll answer them as truthfully and kindly as I can. Now, what can Andrew1911 do for you?

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Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: V on July 13, 2007, 07:31:39 PM
Why am I so fucking cool?  psyduck;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Snorkel on July 13, 2007, 07:31:44 PM
I am worried about my spaghetti recipe; I am unsure of how many women it will persuade to sexually please me. Please help.  gonk;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?


You are not here.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on July 13, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?


You are not here.

How can you be so sure?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:00 PM
Quote from: V on July 13, 2007, 07:31:39 PM
Why am I so fucking cool?  psyduck;


My dear child, you're suffering from delusions of granduer. You are, in fact, quite lame.

Love,
Andrew1911  flower;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?


You are not here.

How can you be so sure?


I'm a professional. :|
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on July 13, 2007, 07:31:44 PM
I am worried about my spaghetti recipe; I am unsure of how many women it will persuade to sexually please me. Please help.  gonk;


Cut yourself, use your blood as the sauce, and the women will cum in their seats. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: V on July 13, 2007, 07:34:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:00 PM
Quote from: V on July 13, 2007, 07:31:39 PM
Why am I so fucking cool?  psyduck;


My dear child, you're suffering from delusions of granduer. You are, in fact, quite lame.

Love,
Andrew1911  flower;


You are awesome. it is so clear to me now.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on July 13, 2007, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?


You are not here.

How can you be so sure?


I'm a professional. :|


objection;

prove it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:34:59 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:33:19 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Why the fuck am i here?


You are not here.

How can you be so sure?


I'm a professional. :|


objection;

prove it.


Let me show it to you, baby.  wub;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: superclucky on July 13, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
People think I'm skinnerextic. emo;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:37:01 PM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on July 13, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
People think I'm skinnerextic. emo;


Gain one hundred pounds. That'll show 'em.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: V on July 13, 2007, 07:37:16 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:37:01 PM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on July 13, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
People think I'm skinnerextic. emo;


Gain one hundred pounds. That'll show 'em.


200 would be better.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: chinaboy2297 on July 13, 2007, 07:39:30 PM
How can I deal with long spans of isolation?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: superclucky on July 13, 2007, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on July 13, 2007, 07:37:01 PM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on July 13, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
People think I'm skinnerextic. emo;


Gain one hundred pounds. That'll show 'em.
but would that turn to binge eeting
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Feynman on July 13, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
How will the iPhone impact mobile music sales?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on July 13, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Why is Bassir Pawn a Facism?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Feynman on July 13, 2007, 07:43:35 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Why is Bassir Pawn a Facism?


Why not?
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on July 13, 2007, 07:44:21 PM
Quote from: Bassir on July 13, 2007, 07:43:35 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on July 13, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Why is Bassir Pawn a Facism?


Why not?

Cause ur Skittles.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 13, 2007, 10:04:58 PM
Why is my icon so cool? wub;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: LCK on July 13, 2007, 10:05:27 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 13, 2007, 10:04:58 PM
Why is my icon so cool? wub;
Because it shows a large amount of cleavage.
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 13, 2007, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 13, 2007, 10:05:27 PM
Because it shows a large amount of cleavage.

Andrew's supposed to answer. :|
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: LCK on July 13, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 13, 2007, 10:13:36 PM
Andrew's supposed to answer. :|
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Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 13, 2007, 10:21:08 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 13, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
*In the event of an absent jew, a qualified moderator may fill in for said jew.

Oh, okay. flower;
Title: Re: Ask Andrew1911
Post by: Andrew1911 on July 14, 2007, 12:05:41 AM
who tried to delete my thread :|