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Title: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2007, 09:48:26 PM
I watched swap.avi, and though my conscience didn't want to, I fapped.

I've seen dead babies, suicides, and self mutilation, but swap.avi is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And for that, I must congratulate those poor fools. I haven't had a good "EW gonk; " moment in years. thumbup;

From a turd that looked like a penis to barf composed of clam chowder and cherry pie filling, swap.avi has it all. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll become a true man--resistant to disgust, pain, or emotion. I'd rate this piece of shit 5/5 for all you pussies out there, so you better man up and grow some hair on your chest. Women like licking little shitty bits off that fuzz and you know it. Show them who's boss by barfing in their anus and making them eat it. They'll know their place, and they'll fuck and eat the shit out of your ass every night.

You know you want it.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: superclucky on April 26, 2007, 09:50:45 PM
I deleted my torrent thingy, because my security thing expired. <3
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2007, 09:51:09 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 26, 2007, 09:50:45 PM
I deleted my torrent thingy, because my security thing expired. <3
Redownload it.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: superclucky on April 26, 2007, 10:01:40 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2007, 09:51:09 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 26, 2007, 09:50:45 PM
I deleted my torrent thingy, because my security thing expired. <3
Redownload it.
Fuck you.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 26, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
I can't bring myself to download it.

I'm a pussy. emo;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Zack777 on April 26, 2007, 11:19:32 PM
To download or not to download
I'll just use my Good side and my other good side angels Gorge W. Bush and Hitler

Bush: ewwwww
Hitler: don't be a pussy bush, this is some of the best scat germany has to offer
Bush: ya, but whats to great about Germany
Hitler: Blonds, Scat, Hardcore Porn, Comedy
Bush: Go Fuck yourself commy
Hitler: SOME SHORT GERMAN WORD
Zack: GUYS, Stop fighting! Okay, I'll download the torrent and watch it tomorrow night when its done
Hitler: Sweet
Bush: But what if your scared for life
Zack: AWSOME
Hitler: SWEET
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: The artist formally known on April 27, 2007, 12:19:21 AM
"Downloaded 2 times"

I lol'd  caterpie;


Well I really have to make you rethink your manhood until you've watched some live Abortion videos and watched some of those videos of those guys who literally self mutilate their own penis then jerk off with the cut up penis (split halfway down the center)

I have watched them both, but mostly in complete disgust  gonk;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: The artist formally known on April 27, 2007, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:24:58 AM
You know, sometimes I'm kind of glad I have dial up because I know if I didn't, I'd get bored and watch some of those eventually. gonk;
Speaking of watching sick videos my friend just sent me this

Haven't watched it all but I assume it involves a bear, shaking, and a hunter.  gonk;
I can't wait


http://www.shakethatbear.com/


Just watched it and I approve
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 27, 2007, 12:30:32 AM
Quote from: Reaper on April 27, 2007, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:24:58 AM
You know, sometimes I'm kind of glad I have dial up because I know if I didn't, I'd get bored and watch some of those eventually. gonk;
Speaking of watching sick videos my friend just sent me this

Haven't watched it all but I assume it involves a bear, shaking, and a hunter.  gonk;
I can't wait


http://www.shakethatbear.com/


Just watched it and I approve
They killed a bear with a shotgun...

Then they proceeded to have sex on it.

Then, you saw a bunch of dogs biting the dead bear.

That's it. psyduck;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Hyper on April 27, 2007, 12:32:54 AM
dus this make you cool or what
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Hyper on April 27, 2007, 12:35:12 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:33:41 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 27, 2007, 12:30:32 AM
Quote from: Reaper on April 27, 2007, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:24:58 AM
You know, sometimes I'm kind of glad I have dial up because I know if I didn't, I'd get bored and watch some of those eventually. gonk;
Speaking of watching sick videos my friend just sent me this

Haven't watched it all but I assume it involves a bear, shaking, and a hunter.  gonk;
I can't wait


http://www.shakethatbear.com/


Just watched it and I approve
They killed a bear with a shotgun...

Then they proceeded to have sex on it.

Then, you saw a bunch of dogs biting the dead bear.

That's it. psyduck;
wtc;
Someone remind me why people do these things. gonk;
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED, YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 27, 2007, 12:37:05 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:33:41 AM
Someone remind me why people do these things. gonk;
Maybe it's someone's sick fetish?
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 27, 2007, 04:42:20 AM
People are disgusting. dawkins;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
Okay, I just finished watching swap.avi

and right before school too. And well... I'v seen better china;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Samus Aran on April 27, 2007, 08:39:34 AM
I might try watching swap.avi one of these days. Not really in the mood for it as of now though. y;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Ricky on April 27, 2007, 10:47:34 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
Okay, I just finished watching swap.avi

Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
And well... I'v seen better china;
Fucking lie.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
Quote from: Ricky on April 27, 2007, 10:47:34 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
Okay, I just finished watching swap.avi

Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
And well... I'v seen better china;
Lawlzing lie.

not lieing  objection;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Ricky on April 27, 2007, 10:52:19 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
not lieing  objection;
objection;

objection; should be used at the top of your post.

And, out of anyone on this forum I doubt anyone here should trust you, with all the lies you've been known for on NSider.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Selkie on April 27, 2007, 11:42:11 AM
wait, what the fuck is it?

Someone explain plz...
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 01:56:34 PM
Quote from: Ricky on April 27, 2007, 10:52:19 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
not lieing  objection;
objection;

objection; should be used at the top of your post.

And, out of anyone on this forum I doubt anyone here should trust you, with all the lies you've been known for on NSider.

I tell the truth, most people are surprised
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Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2007, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Reaper on April 27, 2007, 12:19:21 AM
"Downloaded 2 times"

I lol'd  caterpie;


Well I really have to make you rethink your manhood until you've watched some live Abortion videos and watched some of those videos of those guys who literally self mutilate their own penis then jerk off with the cut up penis (split halfway down the center)

I have watched them both, but mostly in complete disgust  gonk;
That stuff doesn't bother me in the least bit.

Sex with a dead bear? Now we're talking. thumbup;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Zack777 on April 27, 2007, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2007, 02:03:45 PM
Quote from: Reaper on April 27, 2007, 12:19:21 AM
"Downloaded 2 times"

I lol'd  caterpie;


Well I really have to make you rethink your manhood until you've watched some live Abortion videos and watched some of those videos of those guys who literally self mutilate their own penis then jerk off with the cut up penis (split halfway down the center)

I have watched them both, but mostly in complete disgust  gonk;
That stuff doesn't bother me in the least bit.

Sex with a dead bear? Now we're talking. thumbup;

w00t Bestiality  motherbrain;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Bushy on April 27, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
What is swap.avi?
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 27, 2007, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on April 27, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
What is swap.avi?
Scat+barf+lesbonian sex.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Bushy on April 27, 2007, 02:15:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2007, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on April 27, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
What is swap.avi?
Scat+barf+lesbonian sex.
..

May watch yes;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: The artist formally known on April 27, 2007, 02:45:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 27, 2007, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on April 27, 2007, 02:12:09 PM
What is swap.avi?
Scat+barf+lesbonian sex.
Ewww lesbonians ugly;
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: metal eyeball on April 27, 2007, 02:45:27 PM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:33:41 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 27, 2007, 12:30:32 AM
Quote from: Reaper on April 27, 2007, 12:27:34 AM
Quote from: steal on April 27, 2007, 12:24:58 AM
You know, sometimes I'm kind of glad I have dial up because I know if I didn't, I'd get bored and watch some of those eventually. gonk;
Speaking of watching sick videos my friend just sent me this

Haven't watched it all but I assume it involves a bear, shaking, and a hunter.  gonk;
I can't wait


http://www.shakethatbear.com/


Just watched it and I approve
They killed a bear with a shotgun...

Then they proceeded to have sex on it.

Then, you saw a bunch of dogs biting the dead bear.

That's it. psyduck;
wtc;
Someone remind me why people do these things. gonk;

Because they're retarded.
Title: Re: As of tonight, I am a man.
Post by: Feynman on April 27, 2007, 03:41:41 PM
That torrent isn't necessary. thumbdown;