Well My doorbell rang and there were 2 cute girls outside and they said "Hi, are you the king of the castle?"
I was like "wut"
"Are you the oldest person over 18?"
I replied "no, hold on"
My mom came. They are doing some contest thing and selling magazines.
I WANT TO BUY THE PORN MAGAZINES THEY ARE SELLING, WHAT DO I DO?
Freakin buy them.
Tell your mom to come to your room for a second, then quickly throw $20 at them, grab the magazines, and run away. magician;
Follow them and buy them. Make sure to scan or send pics. powerofone;
Kill your mom. pseudo;
DO IT FAGGET
Knock out ur mom and take off ur clothes.
You should have been like "Yeah, I'm 18, baby"
And then like, knocked the magazines out of their hands and made out with them.
Screw the magazines, get the girls.
One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.
I'D HIT THEM BOTH.
Quote from: JMV290 on June 22, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.
I'D HIT THEM BOTH.
rape them rite there AND take the magazines.
Quote from: DecembeR on June 22, 2007, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 22, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.
I'D HIT THEM BOTH.
rape them rite there AND take the magazines.
I should.
Quote from: JMV290 on June 22, 2007, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: DecembeR on June 22, 2007, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 22, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.
I'D HIT THEM BOTH.
rape them rite there AND take the magazines.
I should.
You will.
ILL DO IT, I SWEAR. smithicide;
Knock your mom out, rape the girls, and take the magazines. Hell, you might as well o your mom too. caterpie;