A little while back I was dealing with this horrid RASH all over my PUBIC AREA. And I said DAMN WHAT IS MAKING MY DICK PERIPHERY all RED and ITCHY? It's not like I've been STICKING MY DICK ANYWHERE except maybe my hand every once in a while. I mean it's BEEN A MINUTE, that's all. So I switched out the tide pods for the skin-safe pods but they were STILL MAKING MY PUBUS into a BUMPY, SCATHING HELLSCAPE. The package said it was supposed to be allergen-free but I guess it was WRONG because from there I went to the ALL-NATURAL LIQUID DETERGENT and oh look at that my DICK MOUND is all better now! Guess those fuckers at TIDE are a BUNCH OF LIARS.
End of story, right?
WRONG.
Now this one specific part of MY ASS is still ITCHING. I put cream on it but it STILL ITCHES. I wash my CLOTHES in the special detergent. I wash my SHEETS in the special detergent. And still, my RIGHT BUTTCHEEK IS SILLY. About an inch right of center just below the waistband, about a 1-inch diameter spot.
What is the cause?
WHY WOULD NATURE DO THIS TO ME
bed bugs
on just that one part of my ass?
hey man i aint gonna speak for them bugs and their interests, u gotta ask them
Yeast infection matey
ON MY ASS?
sounds like sepsis
cum
if u want a semi serious answer, could it be monkeypox? i know its commonly being touted as a gay STI, but its definitely transmissible without being a powerbottom lol
I'm offended at your insinuation that I am not a power bottom.
oh, well then its probably just monkeypox
Maybe you developed an allergy to latex? It could be the elastic in your underwear causing a reaction