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Title: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 06:57:07 PM
I'll let you guys have your fun and I'll tell you tomorrow. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Pele on April 25, 2007, 06:57:44 PM
Outer Space.

That'd actually be pretty cool, if not messy. voomts;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 06:58:20 PM
At work... v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 06:58:27 PM
Your sister's room olol
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 06:58:27 PM
Your sister's room olol
Only child, ma'am.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 06:58:55 PM
My friend's older sister's room
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 06:59:48 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 06:58:27 PM
Your sister's room olol
Only child, ma'am.
Ma'am? psyduck;


Wow, that was harsh. dawkins;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;

Are you srs?  v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;

Are you srs?  v;
I've tried, but failed.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:01:32 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;

Are you srs?  v;
I shit you not.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:02:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:01:32 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;

Are you srs?  v;
I shit you not.

Wow...that's is epic. Fapping in class... psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


Well where the fuck did you put the semen?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:04:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


How did you not get caught? That's pretty epic.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


Well where the fuck did you put the semen?
You keep it in your pants until you get home. y;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:05:54 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 07:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


Well where the fuck did you put the semen?
You keep it in your pants until you get home. y;


But he must have whcked off with it out of his pants, so what did he do? Hurry and put in it his pants while he was cumming?

I don't believe it...SOMEONE had to see you.  psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:04:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


How did you not get caught? That's pretty epic.
I just rubbed it from outside of my shorts (pen0r was inside). Many other people were taking naps, so I was like "well, I'll see if I can get away with it..."

My shorts stuck to my legs until I got out. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 25, 2007, 07:07:16 PM
School  fro;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;

YOU'RE SICK.  wub;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:08:54 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;

YOU'RE SICK.  wub;
I sometimes feel a bit bad about what I did, but I also feel like a legend. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;


MY DESK IT IN THE BACK. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:05:54 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 07:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pele on April 25, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
In my desk at school.
argh;

Same. Right after we took exams. caterpie;


.....You are one lonely individual, aren't you?
Nope, just wanted to see how far I could push it. And I did let loose. magician;


Well where the fuck did you put the semen?
You keep it in your pants until you get home. y;


But he must have whcked off with it out of his pants, so what did he do? Hurry and put in it his pants while he was cumming?

I don't believe it...SOMEONE had to see you.  psyduck;
Well, the reason I failed was kuz I did it in a stealthy way, that was the equivilant of sucks.

Put yur bakpak over yur wank, crawl ur hand in, and make love to yur jeenz w/ ur hands oll


I almost reached my climax, when I realized that jacking off like that was utterly pathetic.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:09:59 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;


MY DESK IT IN THE BACK. caterpie;
SECOND TO FRONT. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:10:37 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:08:54 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;

YOU'RE SICK.  wub;
I sometimes feel a bit bad about what I did, but I also feel like a legend. caterpie;


That is truly epic...srsly.  caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 07:10:59 PM
I had a paper towel handy.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:10:59 PM
I had a paper towel handy.
I had my shorts. caterpie;

If I aimed wrong, it would've shot at my leg or to the floor, and I would've been royally fucked.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:10:59 PM
I had a paper towel handy.
Aren't you lucky? hur;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:10:59 PM
I had a paper towel handy.
I had my shorts. caterpie;

If I aimed wrong, it would've shot at my leg or to the floor, and I would've been royally fucked.
Lol but that would make such a good bedtime story to the kids you'd have adopted because nobody would make love to you. Just "almost".
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: LCK on April 25, 2007, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
tee hee
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
I'd believe it. thumbup;

Oh, and after I got done, the girl that sat in the table beside me (we were good friends during eighth grade, but don't care much about each other anymore) was like "Hey, *name.*" She dragged it out and had some weird grin.  I think she noticed, but was kind enough not to say anything. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 25, 2007, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE IS FUN. caterpie;
JERKING OFF WITH 25+ PEOPLE AROUND YOU IS EVEN BETTER. caterpie;
Obviously you never read my story I posted before it was Boyah

Touched a lady down there in front of 25 people, including her sister and mother.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
Then I'd say I was proud of you. thumbup;


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
Then I'd say I was proud of you. thumbup;


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.


I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 25, 2007, 07:18:01 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
Then I'd say I was proud of you. thumbup;


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.


I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.
Holy shit, why didn't you tell us earlier! This makes you awesome.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:18:14 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
What if I said that I also stole one of my best friend's sister's thongs and came on it?
Then I'd say I was proud of you. thumbup;


We're speaking hypothetically, of course.


I did it. I totally did it. It was way too slutty for her anyway. I took it for her own good.
Then I'm proud of you. pseudo;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: LCK on April 25, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
AMIKEWLYET?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: superclucky on April 25, 2007, 07:20:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
AMIKEWLYET?
YOU'LL NEVER BE. <3
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: LCK on April 25, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;


I think I saw my first porno when I was...six? Seven? Something like that. It was with my (at that time) best friend at his house. Channel flipping, cheap lesbian porn. No fapping though. Didn't know how to do that yet.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 25, 2007, 07:24:34 PM
No on ever reads my sex related posts  argh;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: LCK on April 25, 2007, 07:24:53 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: LCK on April 25, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
I masturbated in my best friend's room while he was away for about 15 minutes.

I'm not exactly sure where he went, but I was flipping channels on the TV, and there was some sort of cheap porno on there. I made it quick.
He walked in about 5 minutes after I finished.

I was slightly paranoid after he walked in. caterpie;


I think I saw my first porno when I was...six? Seven? Something like that. It was with my (at that time) best friend at his house. Channel flipping, cheap lesbian porn. No fapping though. Didn't know how to do that yet.
Haha, my first porno.
...I found one of my dad's videos. "Porn in the pen." Very cheap. Not very good.
I fapped though.
I'm not sure how old I was.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 25, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 25, 2007, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water. thumbup;
Shampoo makes for awesome bladder infections  caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 07:29:09 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 25, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
My first fap involved a half filled shampoo bottle and some lukewarm water. thumbup;
You fapped when your mom was giving you a sponge bath? psyduck;

Not quite how I'd do it....
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:35:38 PM
My first fap was... Well, I was watching some sexy stuff at my uncles house. I was rubbing my penis, and eventually I felt this rush was coming out. I ran to the bathroom and I saw this white stuff coming out. I was totally scared and paranoid for fucking weeks. Then I saw howtofap and eventually calmed down.

As for the weirdest place.. I don't think I've done it anywhere besides home, or my uncles house that one time. But I have attempted at school once, but I was in the bathroom in the stall.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:35:38 PM
My first fap was... Well, I was watching some sexy stuff at my uncles house. I was rubbing my penis, and eventually I felt this rush was coming out. I ran to the bathroom and I saw this white stuff coming out. I was totally scared and paranoid for fucking weeks. Then I saw howtofap and eventually calmed down.

As for the weirdest place.. I don't think I've done it anywhere besides home, or my uncles house that one time. But I have attempted at school once, but I was in the bathroom in the stall.


My first time I nutted was when I was in the back room at my grandmother's house. I was fapping, and squirted white shit on the carpet. I was happy because i then knew that i could nut... y;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.

gtfo
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Hahaha how the hell did that work out?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Hahaha how the hell did that work out?
My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Hahaha how the hell did that work out?
My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.


You cannot be serious?  devil;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2007, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Hahaha how the hell did that work out?
My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.


You cannot be serious?  devil;
Deadass serious.  If I'm wrong, and god does exist, I'm going to hell.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:45:57 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on April 25, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
In a church.
Hahaha how the hell did that work out?
My cousin was getting baptized.   My aunt invited her best friend who is pretty hot.



I was able to see her thong.

I sat in the back.



I've only been in a church 2 or 3 times olol.



You cannot be serious?  devil;
Deadass serious.  If I'm wrong, and god does exist, I'm going to hell.


Yeah, you are.  v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 07:46:17 PM
God does exit

lol
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: superclucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;
Ew
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;


Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 09:40:15 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 07:46:37 PM
So I was sitting in the back of class like an ordinary day, but I was feeling very sexual. I began looking at some females in my class and I got hard. I went to get a paper towel and act like I spilled something, I went back to my desk, pulled down my pants enough for my cock to slip out, jerked it on the paper towel that I placed in my desk. I then cleaned the sperm with the paper towel, scrunched it in a ball, pulled my pants back up and threw the paper towel out. It all looked as if I was cleaning my desk with a paper towel.

Awesome day was awesome. thumbup;


Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;
This word came before this word. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Tri4se on April 25, 2007, 09:57:44 PM
A catholic school.   sweat;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 26, 2007, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Selkie on April 26, 2007, 02:08:55 PM
Only one person I know has fapped in school, and he is the most HATED and despides person in school.

He is more hated than the kid who shat in the pool during swimming.

Yeah.

Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Ricky on April 26, 2007, 02:10:50 PM
The only places I've ever fapped it out would be in my room or on the couch in the living room.

And I first masturbated in the shower when I was 11. fro;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 02:26:49 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.


You must have been desperate for an orgasm, or else you would have waited to get home in the privacy of your bedroom(or where ever it is you fap) to do that.



Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2007, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 26, 2007, 02:26:49 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 02:02:27 PM
Quote from: SuperClucky on April 25, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Ew


<3 caterpie;

Quote from: The Original V on April 25, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Desperate day was desperate. thumbup;


How so? It's a form of self-pleasure so it's not desperate. If anything, it's not desperate.


You must have been desperate for an orgasm, or else you would have waited to get home in the privacy of your bedroom(or where ever it is you fap) to do that.




Trust me, the danger makes it better. thumbup;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;

Wtf that's what, three of you that whacked off in class? It is impossible for me to do it without being noticed.  psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Selkie on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause fuck, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 02:55:26 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause fuck, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;


I don't believe it. I bet it is good, but come on. What is better than sitting in front of your computer/tv, with a nice porno running, and no fear of being caught? You can prolong the orgasm, and do whatever. yes;

Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause Lawlz, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;
Well, you sorta have a time limit (when people notice), so you do it quickly and the orgasm is more powerful because of all the pressure to get it done.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
The danger of being caught is a real and recognized fetish. I can't believe you're hesitant to believe it when it's one of the most prevalant strange fetishes out there.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 02:59:18 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
The danger of being caught is a real and recognized fetish. I can't believe you're hesitant to believe it when it's one of the most prevalant strange fetishes out there.


...oh. Well, I am too scared to try.  gonk;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Wrench on April 26, 2007, 02:59:29 PM
For me, it's probably my step uncles house  sweat;.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: demonprince on April 26, 2007, 03:11:09 PM
Movie theater, I didn't do it  Ex Girlfriend did.  china;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 26, 2007, 03:11:09 PM
Movie theater, I didn't do it  Ex Girlfriend did.  china;


Awesome. thumbup; That is one public place I would love to be whacked off.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2007, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: Kefs on April 26, 2007, 03:11:09 PM
Movie theater, I didn't do it  Ex Girlfriend did.  china;


Hole in the popcorn bag?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 26, 2007, 03:24:20 PM
Quote from: The Original V on April 26, 2007, 02:55:26 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 26, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 02:49:24 PM
I did it in school once. Everyone was working on their tests, and I got done early. The pressure to get it done quickly made the orgasm better. yes;


Ok, so you guys are honestly saying, that it is more powerful when you do it in school?

Honestly saying that?

Cause fuck, now I have the urge to try it in school  v;


I don't believe it. I bet it is good, but come on. What is better than sitting in front of your computer/tv, with a nice porno running, and no fear of being caught? You can prolong the orgasm, and do whatever. yes;


Dude, just coming extremely close in school was better than the usual whacking off.

Don't knock it til' ya try it. v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: metal eyeball on April 26, 2007, 03:50:26 PM
Why the hell does everyone here masturbate

That didn't deserve a question mark. Not even a period. The sentence just cuts off by itself.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Lozal on April 26, 2007, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: metal eyeball on April 26, 2007, 03:50:26 PM
Why the hell does everyone here masturbate

That didn't deserve a question mark. Not even a period. The sentence just cuts off by itself.
You don't?

It's a form of self-pleasure. It feels good.  flower;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on April 26, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
A store, no joke. It's myuncles store
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 26, 2007, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
The danger of being caught is a real and recognized fetish. I can't believe you're hesitant to believe it when it's one of the most prevalant strange fetishes out there.
I think the word "fetish" speaks for itself, "strange" is unecessary. pseudo;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 26, 2007, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
The danger of being caught is a real and recognized fetish. I can't believe you're hesitant to believe it when it's one of the most prevalant strange fetishes out there.


I would love to be caught by girl who is good looking.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 26, 2007, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2007, 02:57:30 PM
The danger of being caught is a real and recognized fetish. I can't believe you're hesitant to believe it when it's one of the most prevalant strange fetishes out there.


I would love to be caught by girl who is good looking.
So that you'd never have a chance with her? psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 26, 2007, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 26, 2007, 05:40:40 PM
So that you'd never have a chance with her? psyduck;


You're not making any sense. She might help me. caterpie;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Necro on April 26, 2007, 05:44:26 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 26, 2007, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 26, 2007, 05:40:40 PM
So that you'd never have a chance with her? psyduck;


You're not making any sense. She might help me. caterpie;
Yeah, right, I'm sure she'd come off that way.
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: heltar on April 26, 2007, 06:02:03 PM
well it was in the middle of the class, and i figured since everyone ignores me why not take advantage of the girl sleeping next to me

NOT
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 26, 2007, 06:02:46 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on April 26, 2007, 06:02:03 PM
well it was in the middle of the class, and i figured since everyone ignores me why not take advantage of the girl sleeping next to me

NOT


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Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Zack777 on April 26, 2007, 06:19:40 PM
 v;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Bushy on April 26, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
The kitchen  gentleman;

It was 3:00 AM and I was hard from watching porn on HBO, so I *ahremf*
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Trent Reznor's favorite starf*cker on April 26, 2007, 06:46:28 PM
My moms room when she was gone.  hur;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: ClassicTyler on April 26, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
At my Mom's church.
I AM the definition of evil.  devil;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Feynman on April 26, 2007, 06:48:06 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 26, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
At my Mom's church.
I AM the definition of evil.  devil;


Your "Mom's church"?
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: Wrench on April 26, 2007, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 26, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
At my Mom's church.
I AM the definition of evil.  devil;

YOU BASTARD! Nice job. I've sworn at church many times.  sweat;
Title: Re: Weirdest place you've whacked off?
Post by: V on April 26, 2007, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 26, 2007, 06:47:06 PM
At my Mom's church.
I AM the definition of evil.  devil;


Wow...gay and fapped in Church. j/k I love you.  wub;