I didn't feel like bumping the old thread, so I just wanted to make this one as an announcement that I will no longer be whining about how gurls dont liek me. k. epic story is follwed as well as a possible straight to youtube movie. in b4 tl;dr.
Okay, so I invited her over (I'll just name her, her name is Cassie, to make telling the story easier) for the third day straight. Anyway, I had rented Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Shaun of the Dead, both fucking kick-ass movies. Anyway, watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind first. She and I just held hands for a major portion of the movie until the end where she put her head on my shoulder, yay. After that I put in Shaun of the Dead. Now at this point we get really close. Really close. Both hands touching, head on my shoulder, rubbing, etc. this went on for the entire movie, and it was kind of distracting, so I'm going to have to watch Shaun of the Dead AGAIN, because I've never seen it, but it was worth it. At near the end of the movie my brother (hes 3) runs down the stairs into my basement, turns on the lights, starts jumping on the couch, and hitting us. Now this could be a bad thing, but it wasnt. Her head turned towards mine, and mine towards hers, and i was like *cream*. Then he threw his blanket on our heads, and she quickly kissed my cheek. The /b/tard in me wanted to say "I see what you did there", but I refrained. Then once again, heads turned, I went in for the kiss. Hawt. at this point, i was like "holy shit holy shit" and after calming down in about 2 seconds I said "Well this seems a good time to use a rephrased Avril Lavigne quotation : Hey hey you you, will you be my girlfriend?" Yeah. I actually fucking siad I swear to god, and even she said "You did not just say that". Awkward 4 second pause where I was like "oh shit,too soon? Did i fuck up?" She then said "yes, I will" , and then another kiss. Kinda frustrated she didn't perfect it with "Yea way Yea way, I think I'll be your new one", but I think I'll live.
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL
WELL I TOUCHED MYSELF AGAIN
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 16, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. GOOD FUCKING JOB. thumbup;
Congrats. flower;
Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty. flower;
Quote from: V on June 16, 2007, 08:01:59 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 16, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. GOOD FUCKING JOB. thumbup;
FUCK YEAH
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 16, 2007, 08:02:25 PM
Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty. flower;
I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/l_7a169bbcd1686bd9a439b2cdb360acfb.jpg)
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 16, 2007, 08:04:31 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 16, 2007, 08:02:25 PM
Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty. flower;
I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/l_7a169bbcd1686bd9a439b2cdb360acfb.jpg)
She's nice. I would tap it.
KONGA RATS!
Great job Mongler. I'm very proud of you. You have a very good taste in girls. flower;
So, which one of you will be the cock mongler?
Congrats. yes;
Though the Avril line was a little...stupid.
But hey, it worked. caterpie;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 16, 2007, 08:04:31 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 16, 2007, 08:02:25 PM
Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty. flower;
I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/l_7a169bbcd1686bd9a439b2cdb360acfb.jpg)
Dude, she's really hot. psyduck;
k she took a pic just for me to prove i'm not a stalker. she doesn't look as hawt in this one, but she is =]
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4350/dannnnyen1.jpg)
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 16, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL
DON'T WORRY CLUCKY I'M STILL HERE.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 17, 2007, 03:26:24 PM
k she took a pic just for me to prove i'm not a stalker. she doesn't look as hawt in this one, but she is =]
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4350/dannnnyen1.jpg)
I like her eyes. Oh, and your name is Danny?
Quote from: V on June 17, 2007, 04:30:18 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 17, 2007, 03:26:24 PM
k she took a pic just for me to prove i'm not a stalker. she doesn't look as hawt in this one, but she is =]
I like her eyes. Oh, and your name is Danny?
yus. pseudo;
If that was epic...
You're a loser.
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 17, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
If that was epic...
You're a loser.
shutup fatso argh;
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 17, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
If that was epic...
You're a loser.
He goes to
4Chan, this is a very, maybe once in a lifetime moment for this creature.
If this is epic then everyday of my life is EPIC.
I CALLED HER ON THE PHONE AND SHE TOUCHED HERSELF
(http://a224.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_3b208029bded817ada3c93a3cad8a917.jpg)
k there is my evidence that im not making stuff up lol
I need pictures of the vagina.
Quote from: V on June 18, 2007, 06:27:06 PM
I need pictures of the vagina.
Workin on it.
Did she come over tonight?
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 18, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Did she come over tonight?
Yeah, just left fap;
It was awesome, but I think you guys are tired of hearing about her lololol.
She's ugly and probably stupid as well.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 18, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Did she come over tonight?
Yeah, just left fap;
It was awesome, but I think you guys are tired of hearing about her lololol.
not I. I need moar.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 18, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Did she come over tonight?
Yeah, just left fap;
It was awesome, but I think you guys are tired of hearing about her lololol.
Not really. She's pretty so I'm interested in it.
Good to see you found a good girl.
Well a lot happened but not a lot I can like i can type. Basically, held hands for a while, cuddled, made out for about 2minutes, cuddled, kisses, still cuddling, made out for about 5 minutes, cuddled, ate (food ), made out for about 10 minutes. Hooorrayyy.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Well a lot happened but not a lot I can like i can type. Basically, held hands for a while, cuddled, made out for about 2minutes, cuddled, kisses, still cuddling, made out for about 5 minutes, cuddled, ate (food ), made out for about 10 minutes. Hooorrayyy.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Wumpous.jpg[/img]
Quote from: Houdini on June 18, 2007, 06:44:06 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Well a lot happened but not a lot I can like i can type. Basically, held hands for a while, cuddled, made out for about 2minutes, cuddled, kisses, still cuddling, made out for about 5 minutes, cuddled, ate (food ), made out for about 10 minutes. Hooorrayyy.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Wumpous.jpg[/img]
wub;
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Houdini on June 18, 2007, 06:44:06 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Well a lot happened but not a lot I can like i can type. Basically, held hands for a while, cuddled, made out for about 2minutes, cuddled, kisses, still cuddling, made out for about 5 minutes, cuddled, ate (food ), made out for about 10 minutes. Hooorrayyy.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Wumpous.jpg[/img]
wub;
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Untilted-1.png[/img]
Quote from: Houdini on June 18, 2007, 06:57:29 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Houdini on June 18, 2007, 06:44:06 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 18, 2007, 06:41:45 PM
Well a lot happened but not a lot I can like i can type. Basically, held hands for a while, cuddled, made out for about 2minutes, cuddled, kisses, still cuddling, made out for about 5 minutes, cuddled, ate (food ), made out for about 10 minutes. Hooorrayyy.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Wumpous.jpg[/img]
wub;
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/slomojoe/Untilted-1.png[/img]
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7549/thathawtmz8.png)