I dropped my contact lens
Seriously nobody move
but i have to pee
Ok just be careful
*stands on tippy toes and slowly moves to the nearest bathroom and releases all the pent up urine and goes "ahhhhh" and flushes the toilet and exits the bathroom and forgets about the whole contact situation and hears a little squish as i stomp away*
Ok you gotta get out
*crunch*
fuck sorry i'm gonna fall over
*shoots hiro in the back of the head*
thats for destroying the contact you insane motherfucker
stone cold
i have dont need no "hiros" in our platoon.
it's... still out there...
x_X
Quote from: silvertone on May 18, 2020, 06:11:38 AM*shoots hiro in the back of the head*
thats for destroying the contact you insane motherfucker
rofl
maybe the real friend was the contact lens we saw along the way
*poops*
people are dying over this shit and you cant even wipe your own butthole