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Title: Wisconsin
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 28, 2019, 08:37:30 PM
There's still people living here. I'm one of them.

The biggest controversy here right now is what I witnessed in the grocery store tonight. Guy was frustrated that there wasn't any more salami in the little cooling rack, so he threw a box of rotini onto the ground and it burst open. He left his cart and left the store. Can still feel that rotini crunch under my feet.

Also, I saw a 131 car pileup this week because God willed a blizzard to smite some folks.
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: Minus; on February 28, 2019, 10:48:05 PM
i want to visit wisconsin and eat (or drink...?) some beer cheese soup
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: YPrrrr on March 01, 2019, 03:31:15 AM
Sounds like he was in the right
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: Samus Aran on March 01, 2019, 04:06:37 AM
when you cross into wisconsin from minnesota, you start immediately seeing giant signs for authentic wisconsin cheese being sold here or there

on the other hand, when you cross into wisconsin from minnesota, you also almost immediately start seeing cool rock formations and shit that minnesota completely lacks because this state sucks
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: ME## on March 01, 2019, 05:51:39 AM
God willed it to snow 35 inches in a day last week but I don't think any giant pile ups happened here
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: ClassicTyler on March 01, 2019, 06:59:53 AM
You're free to visit Texas anytime. We're good Christian folk here.
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 01, 2019, 12:33:14 PM
Good. Rotini is just fusilli that won't commit
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: Minus; on March 01, 2019, 06:03:09 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on March 01, 2019, 06:59:53 AMYou're free to visit Texas anytime. We're good Christian folk here.

i go when i visit family, but...I ESCAPED
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: ClassicTyler on March 01, 2019, 06:04:26 PM
what part
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: C.Mongler on March 06, 2019, 10:21:57 AM
my grandparents lived there for 40 years and finally got fed up and moved to florida which im not sure is even an upgrade
Title: Re: Wisconsin
Post by: YPrrrr on March 06, 2019, 11:04:23 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on March 06, 2019, 10:21:57 AMmy grandparents lived there for 40 years and finally got fed up and moved to florida which im not sure is even an upgrade
aving to deal with the snow ice and cold when you're old is definitely an upgrade. Especially when one fall means a hip replacement

Culturally ofc Wisconsin is far superior