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Title: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Necro on June 16, 2007, 01:25:24 PM
... You don't seriously believe the banana proves god exists, right?


If so, then honestly, you're idiots. I don't like bashing people for their religion, and I certainly don't mind people believing what they want, to an extent(sp?), but really, if some of you believe that, I think that you're seriously fucking retarded. Call me intolerant, but I really have to say that.


Answer. v;
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 01:43:21 PM
I believe the banana proves to be a mighty awesome hallucigent when prepared right.

I don't believe anyone can prove God exists or doesn't exist, because that's not how He rolls. I think the whole scenario has been constructed where we have to take the product of our existence as a whole and use that to determine His existence. And that decision from thereafter decides our journey.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Houdini on June 16, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 01:43:21 PM
I believe the banana proves to be a mighty awesome hallucigent when prepared right.
What, when prepared with peyote?
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Who said the banana proves god exists?  psyduck;
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Who said the banana proves god exists?  psyduck;
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Who said the banana proves god exists?  psyduck;
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716



Wow. How big of a moron can you be?
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 16, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Who said the banana proves god exists?  psyduck;
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716



Wow. How big of a moron can you be?
I hope you're not talking to me.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:23:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 16, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 16, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Who said the banana proves god exists?  psyduck;
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716



Wow. How big of a moron can you be?
I hope you're not talking to me.


No. The guys in the video.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: Houdini on June 16, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 01:43:21 PM
I believe the banana proves to be a mighty awesome hallucigent when prepared right.
What, when prepared with peyote?
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=512034
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Houdini on June 16, 2007, 09:08:46 PM
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: Houdini on June 16, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Phydeaux on June 16, 2007, 01:43:21 PM
I believe the banana proves to be a mighty awesome hallucigent when prepared right.
What, when prepared with peyote?
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=512034
15 pounds? That's a lot of bananas.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Ace Of Blades on June 16, 2007, 10:35:27 PM
If anything, wouldn't that video just prove evolution is true, whether or not a supreme being was behind it?
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 16, 2007, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: Ace Of Blades on June 16, 2007, 10:35:27 PM
If anything, wouldn't that video just prove evolution is true, whether or not a supreme being was behind it?
That's what I would think, but to them, everything is "an act of god."
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on June 17, 2007, 08:39:09 AM
I'm not Christian but I just have to say this: WTF. SRSLY. BANANAS?? What does bananas have to do with god? Is god yellow like bananas or something? Is it "The God Fruit"? "The Fruit from Heaven"? SeriouslyI want to know how the hell bananas are even related to God. And I also didn't see much of that video, becasue I don't have sound of this comp. And For the first minute, I only saw these two guys  holding bananas and talking.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Necro on June 17, 2007, 11:29:30 AM
Quote from: lays>doritos on June 17, 2007, 08:39:09 AM
I'm not Christian but I just have to say this: WTF. SRSLY. BANANAS?? What does bananas have to do with god? Is god yellow like bananas or something? Is it "The God Fruit"? "The Fruit from Heaven"? SeriouslyI want to know how the hell bananas are even related to God. And I also didn't see much of that video, becasue I don't have sound of this comp. And For the first minute, I only saw these two guys  holding bananas and talking.
Supposedly, its "design" is perfect for the human. The grooves on it fit perfectly into the hand, the "tab" at the top makes it easy to open, the skin peels out perfectly over your hand, and the shape slips easily into your mouth. Therefore, it must be the devine creation of god, his gift to human-kind, and the athiest's nightmare.


Bullshit.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Nintendude#1 on July 14, 2007, 09:03:55 PM
ok i'm catholic, and thats retarded
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Snorkel on July 15, 2007, 12:34:46 AM
Quote from: ????? on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716



AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHA

OH MY GOD (PUN NOT INTENDED)

AHAHAHAHA

WOW.

I haven't seen that before.

Wow.

That is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

I have to hand it to whoever came up with that one.  catholic;

Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: :atomsk: on May 07, 2008, 07:35:28 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 16, 2007, 05:14:52 PM
Many, many fools.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716


they showed that video at our youth. everyone's like wtf is he really gonna deepthroat that thing? WTF!
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: YPrrrr on May 07, 2008, 01:01:38 PM
No, we don't, that guy is just an idiot. Anyone who thinks that is what all religious people believe is also pretty naive
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: CHAOS66 on May 29, 2008, 06:04:31 PM
Oh man what a retard.
And this seems like the right place to ask.
If God knows everything, and he created everything then why on earth are there bad things? Why is there pornography? Why is there an atomic/nuclear(forget which one it is) bomb?
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: YPrrrr on May 29, 2008, 06:42:51 PM
Quote from: CHAOS66 on May 29, 2008, 06:04:31 PM
Oh man what a retard.
And this seems like the right place to ask.
If God knows everything, and he created everything then why on earth are there bad things? Why is there pornography? Why is there an atomic/nuclear(forget which one it is) bomb?
Free will of humanity
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Houdini on May 31, 2008, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 29, 2008, 06:42:51 PM
Free will of humanity
Also, God doesn't exist.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: YPrrrr on May 31, 2008, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: houdini on May 31, 2008, 04:30:28 PM
Also, God doesn't exist.
Thank you for reminding me what an athiest believes. It can be easy to forget around here
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: Houdini on May 31, 2008, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 31, 2008, 05:14:16 PM
Thank you for reminding me what an athiest believes. It can be easy to forget around here
You're quite welcome.
Title: Re: I have a serious question for those of you who are strictly christian....
Post by: wolflink64 on June 09, 2008, 10:06:35 PM
And banannas are ruled by Neil Cicierga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juKWgeLNwM
This video makes a lot more sense than that guy.