First Adaptation:
Reservoir Dogs-
wub; wants to fuck madonna. navi; disagrees. powerofone; doesn't tip, so all the others are all like psyduck; . So wub; navi; powerofone; psyduck; caterpie; flower; argh; and magician; walk out in a dramatic fashion. And credits roll.
burned; is in the back seat shot. nigro; fucking shut up im trying to drive asshole! burned; nigro; go to the rendesvous. burned; I need a doctor. nigro; fuck you you'll be fine. powerofone; was that a fucking set up or what?
navi; you girls shoudnt play so yough, one is going to get injured. nigro; fuck you asshole. navi; bark doggy. nigro; no, I don't fucking feel like it. powerofone; you guys are acting like niggers. nigro; cool.
pseudo; is in the trunk. navi; cuts pseudo; 's dick off. onoz. then hes about to burn him, burned; shoots, but misses, and in a strange turn of events, pseudo; becomes burned; , and burned; becomes caterpie; . caterpie; My bad
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argh; shoots caterpie; , nigro; shoots argh; , magician; shoots nigro; , nigro; shoots magician; and powerofone; runs away with the satchel of cranberries.
Fin.
and then penis wuz leik psyduck;