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front left pocket

Front left pocket

front left, along with keys

cellphone in front right

I put my keys and phone in the same pocket like a madman

the wallet also serves as a cushion so my keys don't scratch my thigh hocuspocus;

Hmm I've never had an issue with keys and thighs

Quote from: YPargh on August 02, 2018, 09:55:35 AMHmm I've never had an issue with keys and thighs

same, but nonetheless keys get their own separate pocket (rear right)

there's just not enough space for them to comfortably share a pocket with wallet in front left, or phone in front right

Ain't enough room in my front boys, so I put it on my ass

Quote from: C.Mongler on August 02, 2018, 10:19:18 AMAin't enough room in my front boys, so I put it on my ass

What do you keep in the front pockets, then? befuddlement

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 10:45:18 AM

Quote from: C.Mongler on August 02, 2018, 10:19:18 AMAin't enough room in my front boys, so I put it on my ass

What do you keep in the front pockets, then? befuddlement

His hands. *wink wink*

I guess they don't call him the Cock Mongler for nothing. goowan

Right rear pocket.


1 it's a natural motion to reach into it and pay when necessary
2 I feel like a goober if it's in my front pocket
3 the likelihood of accidentally dropping it because it came out of my pocket with my phone/keys is greatly deminshed
4 my back can get fucked I won't be needing it for 70+ years

rear right typically

but if it's particularly full i might move it to one of my front pockets just to be safe and so it doesn't hurt my ass when i sit

I usually carry a bag lately so I voted Other. When security makes having my bag too much of a hassle I put a tiny card holder with my keys in my front-left pocket and phone in the front-right (when I can have it on me) bc I always use it with my right hand. Thankfully there still are some phones that can actually fit in pockets.

Doesn't keeping a wallet in your back pocket make you prone to pickpocketing? I'd probably notice somebody reaching for my back pocket easier than most people since my hair is in the way but even then I wouldn't want to keep anything valuable in there.

my 100% optimized system:

-slim wallet front left

-phone front right

-keys on carabiner on right belt loop that hang into back right pocket

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 09:46:24 AMfront left pocket

Quote from: YPargh on August 02, 2018, 09:50:13 AMFront left pocket

That's where the phone goes you heathens. (Unless you're a lefty, or you don't drive/use your keys that often.)

Quote from: don't let's on August 02, 2018, 02:32:58 PM

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 09:46:24 AMfront left pocket

Quote from: YPargh on August 02, 2018, 09:50:13 AMFront left pocket

That's where the phone goes you heathens. (Unless you're a lefty, or you don't drive/use your keys that often.)

No phone goes front right because I use it more often and Im right handed

Quote from: YPargh on August 02, 2018, 03:08:31 PM

Quote from: don't let's on August 02, 2018, 02:32:58 PM

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 09:46:24 AMfront left pocket

Quote from: YPargh on August 02, 2018, 09:50:13 AMFront left pocket

That's where the phone goes you heathens. (Unless you're a lefty, or you don't drive/use your keys that often.)

hone goes front right because I use it more often and Im right handed

This was the only acceptable lefty/don't use keys that often answer

Quote from: David on August 02, 2018, 12:47:29 PMRight rear pocket.

Quote from: Samus Aran on August 02, 2018, 12:56:02 PMrear right typically

but like

Quote from: bluaki on August 02, 2018, 01:22:30 PMDoesn't keeping a wallet in your back pocket make you prone to pickpocketing?

this

How do you not feel extremely vulnerable when it's in a rear pocket? And isn't sitting unpleasant? befuddlement

i wouldn't be using my rear pockets for anything at all in only i had the space to keep my keys comfortably in a front pocket with everything else

Quote from: don't let's on August 02, 2018, 02:32:58 PMThat's where the phone goes you heathens. (Unless you're a lefty, or you don't drive/use your keys that often.)

i mean probably >90% of the time i have my phone in a pocket i also have my keys with me, but i'm much more frequently reaching for my phone when out of the house than my keys lol

you only ever have to reach for your keys when you're either just about to begin or have just finished driving, but i personally at least am reaching for my phone every few minutes when idling outside of the house (and when not driving) lol

sometimes when i go to events i'll put my glasses in a pouch in my rear right pocket

yeah, i've sat on them goowan

Quote from: Thyme on August 02, 2018, 05:14:39 PMsometimes when i go to events i'll put my glasses in a pouch in my rear right pocket

yeah, i've sat on them goowan

my glasses basically never come off unless i'm going to bed/showering/brushing my teeth/etc. lol

i didn't even know that you wear glasses

i'm very mildly near-sighted, i only wear them to watch tv, go to the movies, concerts, etc

i probably can't even legally drive without mine lol

nor can i see my monitor clearly from more than literally about a foot away without them

that reminds me, i wonder how adx's natural eyesight improvement experiment is coming along sillydood;

it's been about a year he was supposed to have published the results by now akudood;

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 05:25:25 PMi probably can't even legally drive without mine lol

neither can i lol, but i never drive so 5thgrade;

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 05:09:43 PM

Quote from: David on August 02, 2018, 12:47:29 PMRight rear pocket.

Quote from: Samus Aran on August 02, 2018, 12:56:02 PMrear right typically

but like

Quote from: bluaki on August 02, 2018, 01:22:30 PMDoesn't keeping a wallet in your back pocket make you prone to pickpocketing?

this

How do you not feel extremely vulnerable when it's in a rear pocket? And isn't sitting unpleasant? befuddlement

i wouldn't be using my rear pockets for anything at all in only i had the space to keep my keys comfortably in a front pocket with everything else

of my pants have a button on the back lockers so I don't feel too prone to pick pocketing


And I've walked around San Francisco with it in my back pocket without getting mugged so I don't feel too bad

My wallet is only a few millimeters thick so sitting isn't uncomfortable lol

Quote from: antmaster5000 on August 02, 2018, 01:44:34 PMmy 100% optimized system:

-slim wallet front left

-phone front right

-keys on carabiner on right belt loop that hang into back right pocket

all of this but the sides switched, and the keys are on the front right belt loop

i keep it shoved in the magazine of my gun

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 02, 2018, 10:45:18 AM

Quote from: C.Mongler on August 02, 2018, 10:19:18 AMAin't enough room in my front boys, so I put it on my ass

What do you keep in the front pockets, then? befuddlement

Thank you for asking

Keys
Chapstick
Phone
Thunder thighs

objectively wrong answers:

• either rear pocket