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Question: i own or intend to soon own a bidet
Option 1: y votes: 2
Option 2: n votes: 1
Title: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 04:53:26 PM
Isn't that kind of... primitive? Unsanitary? befuddlement

If fresh dog fæcæs were to somehow end up on your arm, would wiping it away with a dry piece of paper alone be enough for you? myface;
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 05:01:59 PM
back when my colitis was more active i used wet wipes 5thgrade;
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Nyerp on June 24, 2018, 05:14:25 PM
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 05:23:06 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 24, 2018, 05:14:25 PM
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;


oh yeah same
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 24, 2018, 05:25:17 PM
Here's the real question:

How far away from your anus does poop have to be before it's considered gross to not wash it off?
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on June 24, 2018, 05:25:17 PM
Here's the real question:

How far away from your anus does poop have to be before it's considered gross to not wash it off?


you should use at the very minimum water and optimally also soap the moment it's outside the crack
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: strongbad on June 24, 2018, 05:59:08 PM
using a bidet while i was abroad was awesome

i miss it now and i hate how much toilet paper we buy. i've been meaning to install one since i moved back
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:04:17 PM
my bathroom is a closet, there's no room for a sink, let alone a bidet
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:04:17 PM
my bathroom is a closet, there's no room for a sink, let alone a bidet


(https://i.imgur.com/HO6zs7p.gif)

https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/â,¯/B00P2XZDGG (https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZDGG)
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
do not expose me to images of this vile man akudood;

also i think there's a wall where this thing would go lol

and a bath on the other side
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 06:15:06 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
do not expose me to images of this vile man akudood;

also i think there's a wall where this thing would go lol


I didn't know that he'd already managed to build the wall. befuddlement

wow, i've missed a lot
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 06:21:49 PM
When they come out with wet wipes that don't clog pipes I'll use that
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 24, 2018, 06:48:33 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 24, 2018, 06:21:49 PM
When they come out with wet wipes that don't clog pipes I'll use that
it's called wet toilet paper and it just fills your asshair with lint have fun
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 06:55:28 PM
...til north americans don't customarily rid themselves of arse hair befuddlement

isn't that a little primitive

unsanitary huhdoodame;
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 24, 2018, 07:03:48 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 06:55:28 PM
...til north americans don't customarily rid themselves of arse hair befuddlement

isn't that a little primitive

unsanitary huhdoodame;
i've read enough stories about dudes who shaved their asshair and the repercussions it caused. i'm good thanks.
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 07:07:55 PM
Yeah if I don't need to impress anyone with a smooth anal area I'm alright tyvm
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 07:11:45 PM
and yet i bet you fully expect your gfs to impress you in that very way :|

this is how tumblr gained its power, your male privilege has once again gone completely unchecked
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 07:12:32 PM
i don't even shave my face
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 24, 2018, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 07:12:32 PM
i don't even shave my face
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 07:47:41 PM
That is not an excuse. :|
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 07:11:45 PM
and yet i bet you fully expect your gfs to impress you in that very way :|

this is how tumblr gained its power, your male privilege has once again gone completely unchecked
I don't date porn actresses lol no ones shaved their ass
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on June 24, 2018, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 07:12:32 PM
i don't even shave my face

Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Samus Aran on June 24, 2018, 08:35:37 PM
itt fools who dont know how to correctly shave their asses
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 08:44:10 PM
itt fools who still cling to the severely outdated notion that a razor blade is even required at all to rid oneself of certain unsightly, unsanitary body hairs

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Remover-Cream-Sensitive-Formula/dp/B001KYPZ4G/

It's really not that difficult you soyboys. :|
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|

[spoiler]

it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though

a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 08:50:41 PM
undelete that post :|
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Travis on June 24, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|

[spoiler]

it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though

a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Travis on June 24, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|

[spoiler]

it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though

a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...
Tecs weird dude
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 08:55:24 PM
are you telling me that you grown men both only 'clean' yourselves with dry paper, and allow fæcæs to get all entangled and smeared in that unsightly and apparently completely unkempt mess of hair

that's like, anti-hygiene

Quote from: Travis on June 24, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|

[spoiler]

it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though

a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...


it's called depilation

Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:44:10 PM
itt fools who still cling to the severely outdated notion that a razor blade is even required at all to rid oneself of certain unsightly, unsanitary body hairs

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Remover-Cream-Sensitive-Formula/dp/B001KYPZ4G/

It's really not that difficult you soyboys. :|
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on June 24, 2018, 08:58:26 PM
This sounds like the backdrop to some villain that tries to take over the world to ensure he no longer has to deal with less than immaculate derrieres
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 09:24:03 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 24, 2018, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on June 24, 2018, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 07:12:32 PM
i don't even shave my face




ok but y'all both have the excuse of not having to :|

it's 100% because i'm lazy in my case
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: famy on June 24, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
dont worry tec i trim my butthole


Quote from: antmaster5000 on June 24, 2018, 05:59:08 PM
using a bidet while i was abroad was awesome

i miss it now and i hate how much toilet paper we buy. i've been meaning to install one since i moved back
lol that was one of the first things i bought when i got back and its so much better and easy to install idk why i lived without one before
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 24, 2018, 10:52:23 PM
Quote from: famy on June 24, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
dont worry tec i trim my butthole


Congratulations on having what it takes to be a real (clean) man. srsly

cleanliness is next to doothingliness you know
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Travis on June 25, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 25, 2018, 03:28:55 PM
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 05:01:59 PM
back when my colitis was more active i used wet wipes 5thgrade;


roughly similar situation here, and it's ultimately what prompted me to finally buy and install a bidet like i'd been meaning to for years 5thgrade;

wet wipes really are kind of expensive in the long run, and really do destroy pipes via clogging

Quote from: Travis on June 25, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic


i've never tried because i don't have the right tools

rather, i tweeze the most problematic ones out one excruciating pluck at a time, eyes watering all the while
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 25, 2018, 04:14:00 PM
I only have two or three that become an issue when left unchecked and I'll get them every couple months or so. I just use nail clippers.
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 29, 2018, 10:13:32 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on June 24, 2018, 05:14:25 PM
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;


I hope you wiped from front to back and not the other way around. ugly;

Quote from: YPargh on June 24, 2018, 08:58:26 PM
This sounds like the backdrop to some villain that tries to take over the world to ensure he no longer has to deal with less than immaculate derrieres


I would call such a person not a villain, but a hero. THE POWER OF GOD

Sadly, I don't have any such powers yet. :'(
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: FAMY2 on June 30, 2018, 08:39:45 AM
There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens.  Veet works really good though.
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 30, 2018, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on June 30, 2018, 08:39:45 AM
There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens.  Veet works really good though.


having someone do it for you is probably like 15x the cost of doing it yourself though lol

Not to mention, I think that's really only ever acceptable for women. myface;

i would simply never

not that i would ever need to, because indeed, veet is good stuff thumbup;

but probably 99% of men who visit salons or spas are obvious creeps looking for a happy ending
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: silvertone on July 17, 2018, 03:41:14 PM
Quote from: Travis on June 25, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic
i just sneeze
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Hiro on July 22, 2018, 12:38:11 PM
pubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PM
armpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on July 22, 2018, 01:22:52 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
Youre a madman Tec
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 22, 2018, 01:26:27 PM
Quote from: ??? on July 22, 2018, 12:38:11 PMpubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently
I agree on the sense that I'd rather just get rid of it all, but I'm also fine with it being there
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 22, 2018, 03:56:37 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 22, 2018, 01:22:52 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
e a madman Tec

at least with arse hair you can understand why someone might not regularly be getting rid of it, it's not as if anyone's likely to see it

But armpit hair? smithicide;

>some unshorn nu-male or nu-female wears a sleeveless shirt
>have to look away out of disgust
Title: Re: til americans use dry paper, and nothing else, to 'clean' themselves after a sh@
Post by: YPrrrr on July 22, 2018, 05:48:52 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 03:56:37 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 22, 2018, 01:22:52 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
e a madman Tec

at least with arse hair you can understand why someone might not regularly be getting rid of it, it's not as if anyone's likely to see it

But armpit hair? smithicide;

>some unshorn nu-male or nu-female wears a sleeveless shirt
>have to look away out of disgust
ems pretty old male to not shave armpit hair though

Plus I like mine it's soft. But then again I look 16 so it's not the bush some people have