Poll
Question:
i own or intend to soon own a bidet
Option 1: y
votes: 2
Option 2: n
votes: 1
Isn't that kind of... primitive? Unsanitary? befuddlement
If fresh dog fæcæs were to somehow end up on your arm, would wiping it away with a dry piece of paper alone be enough for you? myface;
back when my colitis was more active i used wet wipes 5thgrade;
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;
Quote from: Nyerp on June 24, 2018, 05:14:25 PM
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;
oh yeah same
Here's the real question:
How far away from your anus does poop have to be before it's considered gross to not wash it off?
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on June 24, 2018, 05:25:17 PM
Here's the real question:
How far away from your anus does poop have to be before it's considered gross to not wash it off?
you should use at the very minimum water and optimally also soap the moment it's outside the crack
using a bidet while i was abroad was awesome
i miss it now and i hate how much toilet paper we buy. i've been meaning to install one since i moved back
my bathroom is a closet, there's no room for a sink, let alone a bidet
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:04:17 PM
my bathroom is a closet, there's no room for a sink, let alone a bidet
(https://i.imgur.com/HO6zs7p.gif)
https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/â,¯/B00P2XZDGG (https://www.amazon.ca/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZDGG)
do not expose me to images of this vile man akudood;
also i think there's a wall where this thing would go lol
and a bath on the other side
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 06:10:45 PM
do not expose me to images of this vile man akudood;
also i think there's a wall where this thing would go lol
I didn't know that he'd already managed to build the wall. befuddlement
wow, i've missed a lot
When they come out with wet wipes that don't clog pipes I'll use that
Quote from: YPargh on June 24, 2018, 06:21:49 PM
When they come out with wet wipes that don't clog pipes I'll use that
it's called wet toilet paper and it just fills your asshair with lint have fun
...til north americans don't customarily rid themselves of arse hair befuddlement
isn't that a little primitive
unsanitary huhdoodame;
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 06:55:28 PM
...til north americans don't customarily rid themselves of arse hair befuddlement
isn't that a little primitive
unsanitary huhdoodame;
i've read enough stories about dudes who shaved their asshair and the repercussions it caused. i'm good thanks.
Yeah if I don't need to impress anyone with a smooth anal area I'm alright tyvm
and yet i bet you fully expect your gfs to impress you in that very way :|
this is how tumblr gained its power, your male privilege has once again gone completely unchecked
i don't even shave my face
That is not an excuse. :|
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 07:11:45 PM
and yet i bet you fully expect your gfs to impress you in that very way :|
this is how tumblr gained its power, your male privilege has once again gone completely unchecked
I don't date porn actresses lol no ones shaved their ass
itt fools who dont know how to correctly shave their asses
itt fools who still cling to the severely outdated notion that a razor blade is even required at all to rid oneself of certain unsightly, unsanitary body hairs
https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Remover-Cream-Sensitive-Formula/dp/B001KYPZ4G/
It's really not that difficult you soyboys. :|
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|
[spoiler]
it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though
a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
undelete that post :|
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|
[spoiler]
it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though
a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...
Quote from: Travis on June 24, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|
[spoiler]
it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though
a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...
Tecs weird dude
are you telling me that you grown men both only 'clean' yourselves with dry paper,
and allow fæcæs to get all entangled and smeared in that unsightly and apparently completely unkempt mess of hair
that's like,
anti-hygiene
Quote from: Travis on June 24, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
i do it strictly for hygienic reasons :|
[spoiler]
it is true that male arse hair is absolutely unsightly and revolting, though
a twofold smh, you guys[/spoiler]
u... shave ur asshole ...
it's called
depilationQuote from: Magyarorszag on June 24, 2018, 08:44:10 PM
itt fools who still cling to the severely outdated notion that a razor blade is even required at all to rid oneself of certain unsightly, unsanitary body hairs
https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Remover-Cream-Sensitive-Formula/dp/B001KYPZ4G/
It's really not that difficult you soyboys. :|
This sounds like the backdrop to some villain that tries to take over the world to ensure he no longer has to deal with less than immaculate derrieres
dont worry tec i trim my butthole
Quote from: antmaster5000 on June 24, 2018, 05:59:08 PM
using a bidet while i was abroad was awesome
i miss it now and i hate how much toilet paper we buy. i've been meaning to install one since i moved back
lol that was one of the first things i bought when i got back and its so much better and easy to install idk why i lived without one before
Quote from: famy on June 24, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
dont worry tec i trim my butthole
Congratulations on having what it takes to be a real (clean) man. srsly
cleanliness is next to doothingliness you know
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic
Quote from: Thyme on June 24, 2018, 05:01:59 PM
back when my colitis was more active i used wet wipes 5thgrade;
roughly similar situation here, and it's ultimately what prompted me to finally buy and install a bidet like i'd been meaning to for years 5thgrade;
wet wipes really are kind of expensive in the long run, and really do destroy pipes via clogging
Quote from: Travis on June 25, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic
i've never tried because i don't have the right tools
rather, i tweeze the most problematic ones out one excruciating pluck at a time, eyes watering all the while
I only have two or three that become an issue when left unchecked and I'll get them every couple months or so. I just use nail clippers.
Quote from: Nyerp on June 24, 2018, 05:14:25 PM
back when my clitoris was more active i used wet wipes goodjob;
I hope you wiped from front to back and not the other way around. ugly;
Quote from: YPargh on June 24, 2018, 08:58:26 PM
This sounds like the backdrop to some villain that tries to take over the world to ensure he no longer has to deal with less than immaculate derrieres
I would call such a person not a villain, but a hero. THE POWER OF GOD
Sadly, I don't have any such powers yet. :'(
There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens. Veet works really good though.
Quote from: FAMY2 on June 30, 2018, 08:39:45 AM
There is also this. https://www.glamour.com/story/brazilian-bikini-wax-what-happens. Veet works really good though.
having someone do it for you is probably like 15x the cost of doing it yourself though lol
Not to mention, I think that's really only ever acceptable for women. myface;
i would simply never
not that i would ever need to, because indeed, veet is good stuff thumbup;
but probably 99% of men who visit salons or spas are obvious creeps looking for a happy ending
Quote from: Travis on June 25, 2018, 03:11:37 PM
anybody else here trim their nose hair. it's orgasmic
i just sneeze
pubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently
armpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
Youre a madman Tec
Quote from: ??? on July 22, 2018, 12:38:11 PMpubic hair is gross
seriously i think leg hair, armpit hair, and facial hair are all fine, but back/shoulder hair and any hair in the underwear area is awful and I wish I could remove it all permanently
I agree on the sense that I'd rather just get rid of it all, but I'm also fine with it being there
Quote from: YPargh on July 22, 2018, 01:22:52 PMQuote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
e a madman Tec
at least with arse hair you can
understand why someone might not regularly be getting rid of it, it's not as if anyone's likely to see it
But armpit hair? smithicide;
>some unshorn nu-male or nu-female wears a sleeveless shirt
>have to look away out of disgust
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 03:56:37 PMQuote from: YPargh on July 22, 2018, 01:22:52 PMQuote from: Magyarorszag on July 22, 2018, 12:42:33 PMarmpit hair is honestly even more grotesque than arse hair is
e a madman Tec
at least with arse hair you can understand why someone might not regularly be getting rid of it, it's not as if anyone's likely to see it
But armpit hair? smithicide;
>some unshorn nu-male or nu-female wears a sleeveless shirt
>have to look away out of disgust
ems pretty old male to not shave armpit hair though
Plus I like mine it's soft. But then again I look 16 so it's not the bush some people have