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Title: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on February 28, 2018, 12:52:26 AM
ok so im going to be outed from the ppl above soon and im gonna have my clearance degraded
but

n e way
i was walkign to the store for some ice cream flavored skittles and aluvasuden i see blk ppl with guns shooting @ ea. other and all i wanna do is put my privilege blanket on and not give a shiet lol.  but chicago mang is def a windy city.  the storm is always there and we see the weather broadcast double than any other place
stormchasers everywhere
w/e i got a scunner towars these hoes
the snow dont last 2 long where i go

but yeah n e way, the thing is...a moment later all the dead bodies are gone.....................................and all i can see is a neon fantasy room
idc bc i need to go to the store for ice cream flavored skittles
i need it

so im being interviewed for wgn9
"ok so umm mib u were here for the shootings???  ummmm wow..." -stright cis whitey woman reporter said
"yea it was like bang bang BANG plop lol...im chilly where the 911 w/ the hot chocolate and blankets,,,,"
"in a sec.  also can u detail how many suspects were shot??"
"yea thoug i think ur green screen is jacked up bc i dont see them anymore lolllll idk im having jet lag from being interviewed yesterday in jpn abt the yakuza shootign @ ppls to steal their phones for fire emblem heroes accs...ppl didnt suspect the ufo in the back lol where uget ur stock video from lol haha lazy as hell"
then i see the woman staring @ me in bewilderrment
"ummm thats nonsense...uhhh....uhhh..."
she gives the cue to the camerawomang to cut
i then asked her "whats wrong didnt shipment for new tech come in recently???"
"u didnt come in handy...bichazzz" *slithers out of her privilege suit"
"lol green is def not ur color....uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz"
"thop it, mibth" she hiththes at me

now
they want me bc i outed them

though thats not the true ending
i continue to the store....and i spend three hours looking all around for my ice cream flavored skittles
"umm where are the ice cream skittles"
"theyve been out of sale for almost decade...theyre gone"

im gone
Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 28, 2018, 07:59:32 AM
I don't believe you
Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: C.Mongler on February 28, 2018, 10:03:43 AM
so hillary did it or??
Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: Hiro on February 28, 2018, 10:06:54 AM
[move][move]philip; GET philip; [move] THE philip; FUCK[/move] philip; OUT philip;[/move][/move]
Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: C.Mongler on February 28, 2018, 10:38:01 AM
what the fuck did you do
Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on February 28, 2018, 12:15:51 PM
[spoiler=NSFW OFFENSIVE TO MINERVA WORSHIPPERS](https://i.imgur.com/5RpUlAf.jpg)[/spoiler]

ok i think cia planned this
this pic is from my backyard
i was gonna take out the trash and wow
i see a bigger bird fighting w/ smth and it took something....i think it was a smaller bird....
i think its a message that tht is going to be me in the future if i dnt do something
savage as HELL

Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on February 28, 2018, 07:59:32 AM
I don't believe you
ok w/e i dont like agent provocateurs on my side

Quote from: ƕɾο on February 28, 2018, 10:06:54 AM
[move][move]philip; GET philip; [move] THE philip; FUCK[/move] philip; OUT philip;[/move][/move]
w/e

Quote from: C.Mongler on February 28, 2018, 10:03:43 AM
so hillary did it or??
the true hillary went the way of the dodo
hilitary
#damn

Quote from: C.Mongler on February 28, 2018, 10:38:01 AM
what the fuck did you do
i messed up
not even crisis actors anonymous will help me
they dont know how to tell the truth to me



Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: Travis on February 28, 2018, 02:15:08 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on February 28, 2018, 12:52:26 AM
uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz"

Title: Re: boyah top secret confidential u cn only find here shhhhhhhhh
Post by: silvertone on February 28, 2018, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: Travis on February 28, 2018, 02:15:08 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on February 28, 2018, 12:52:26 AM
uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz reptilian lookin uglyazz"