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Title: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 20, 2018, 10:53:04 PM
can someone, in simple culinary terms, give me a single comprehensive definition of the word "salad"

please and thank you
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 21, 2018, 12:48:26 AM
i would say a loose mixture of various ingredients that are prepared separately and then combined, typically in a bowl, and often with a binding agent like a sauce or dressing
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2018, 01:06:24 AM
a mixture of various small foods that are prepared separately (if at all) before being combined, served typically either as a side, an appetizer, or a dessert (in the case of fruit salads). the mixture is predominantly vegetables, or in some cases fruits.

that's how i would describe it, in a way similarly to hiro
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 21, 2018, 01:09:11 AM
what about pasta salad
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2018, 01:20:22 AM
pasta salad is an abomination and does not count
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 21, 2018, 01:32:18 AM
potato salad > chicken salad > pasta salad/green salad/coleslaw > tuna salad > egg salad > ambrosia salad > fruit salad

oh and kaz what the fuck is glorified rice
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 21, 2018, 01:33:20 AM
salad is a fucking weird word
salad salad salad
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2018, 01:36:32 AM
ok i get ur point we can cross out the "predominantly vegetables or fruits" thing GOD
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2018, 01:39:19 AM
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 21, 2018, 01:32:18 AM
oh and kaz what the fuck is glorified rice


damn thats some minnesotan shit right there. all the lutheran bitches be bringin glorified rice to the potlucks. its a dessert salad just like a lot of fruit salads. its basically just rice and smushed pineapple and whipped cream. sometimes maraschino cherries.
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 21, 2018, 01:42:15 AM
Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on January 21, 2018, 01:36:32 AM
ok i get ur point we can cross out the "predominantly vegetables or fruits" thing GOD
i was just rating salad types man

Quote from: Rin Hoshizora on January 21, 2018, 01:39:19 AM
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 21, 2018, 01:32:18 AM
oh and kaz what the fuck is glorified rice


damn thats some minnesotan shit right there. all the lutheran bitches be bringin glorified rice to the potlucks. its a dessert salad just like a lot of fruit salads. its basically just rice and smushed pineapple and whipped cream. sometimes maraschino cherries.
i mean i gathered what the ingredients are, but is it good
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2018, 01:49:11 AM
its pretty tasty yeah tbh

there are only three scandinavian traditional foods that are common in northern minnesota, one of them being the aforementioned glorified rice, and the other two being lefse and lutefisk. lefse is great, lutefisk is some nasty shit.
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: YPrrrr on January 21, 2018, 09:07:39 AM
bunch of shit mixed with green leafy vegetables

or bunch of shit mixed with mayonnaise
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: ME## on January 21, 2018, 12:59:45 PM
Something that starts off health to which you add a bunch of stuff that is less than healthy but it keeps its health moniker
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Travis on January 21, 2018, 08:36:07 PM
Fuck a salad. Fuck a job.
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 21, 2018, 08:39:43 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 21, 2018, 01:32:18 AM
potato salad > chicken salad > pasta salad/green salad/coleslaw > tuna salad > egg salad > ambrosia salad > fruit salad

oh and kaz what the fuck is glorified rice
HOW THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THESE THINGS THE SAME THING THO
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Nyerp on January 21, 2018, 09:47:52 PM
they're all shit. that's how
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 23, 2018, 10:42:33 AM
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on January 21, 2018, 08:39:43 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 21, 2018, 01:32:18 AM
potato salad > chicken salad > pasta salad/green salad/coleslaw > tuna salad > egg salad > ambrosia salad > fruit salad

oh and kaz what the fuck is glorified rice
HOW THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THESE THINGS THE SAME THING THO
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 21, 2018, 12:48:26 AM
a loose mixture of various ingredients that are prepared separately and then combined, typically in a bowl, and often with a binding agent like a sauce or dressing
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 10:56:05 AM
what kind of sauce do you put on fruit salad hiro
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 10:57:26 AM
By your definition, soup is salad. Stir fry is salad. Sushi is salad.
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 10:57:59 AM
Lucky Charms are salad
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 10:58:16 AM
KFC famous bowls are definitely salad
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on January 23, 2018, 11:08:43 AM
a loose mixture of various ingredients that are prepared separately and then combined, typically in a bowl, and often with a binding agent like a sauce or dressing
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 11:13:52 AM
Quote from: ƕɾο on January 23, 2018, 11:08:43 AM
a loose mixture of various ingredients that are prepared separately and then combined, typically in a bowl, and often with a binding agent like a sauce or dressing
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on January 23, 2018, 10:58:16 AM
KFC famous bowls are definitely salad
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 11:14:37 AM
And if famous bowls aren't loose enough for you then egg salad isn't salad either
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 11:58:02 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_salad

The plot thickens
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: YPrrrr on January 23, 2018, 02:11:08 PM
Hey food semantics guy;

The other day I saw banana bread with frosting on top. It was called "banana cake" on the wrapper
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 23, 2018, 02:21:20 PM
Quote from: YPargh on January 23, 2018, 02:11:08 PM
Hey food semantics guy;

The other day I saw banana bread with frosting on top. It was called "banana cake" on the wrapper
I'm gonna have a fucking stroke with this
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 14, 2018, 10:56:30 PM
I've discovered the answer.

If you add hot broth to any salad, it becomes soup. Salad is soup without liquid.

I will now be taking questions.
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: silvertone on June 14, 2018, 10:57:58 PM
sauce is a liquid
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 14, 2018, 11:43:50 PM
Yeah
Title: Re: """salad"""
Post by: Hiro on July 21, 2018, 03:05:53 AM
popsi why do you want to ruin  all food conventions