Some guy got his nuts kicked hard. Have you ever taken a shot to the nads? How was it?
I havent quite taken a gruesome nut shot but I've been dangerously close. At the batting cages when I was 12 I walked over home plate to kick a ball back right as the machine pitched a ball. It hit me right in the thigh and I had a humongous bruise literally the biggest bruise ever. If I had been standin about 6 inches farther to the left I would have taken that ball directly to my fuckin nuts. My life would not be the same right now if I took that beanball to my beanbag.
Me and my friends used to whack each other in the dick when we were like 10-13, for the obvious hilarity. I took many a nut shot back then.
I haven't really had my boys crushed since then to be honest.
I was helping my brother study for his next belt in karate and I made some comment about how the moves are good in theory but wouldn't work in real life. So we go through the motions again and this time my brother decides not to go slow motion on the finishing move - a kick to the nads.
As the "attacker" I was supposed to have left that option open by that point in the routine so he got me square on, full force in the fucking nuts. I just crumbled to the floor and could barely breathe. Felt like throwing up. Easily the most painful thing I've ever felt.
I secretly suspect that kick is partly why I look so young because he literally destroyed my testicles so no testosterone for me.
YEEEOOOWCH!!!