yesterday, as i was walking towards the parking lot from the doctor's office, i had a flashback (which i guess could only have been prompted by the jewish girl thread) of a peculiar memory i had completely buried
i had this (blonde-haired european, not burgundy-haired mediterranean) secular-but-culturally jewish english teacher in high school who was childless, divorced, in her early 40s, and supremely well kempt
everyone noticed the beauty behind her exhausted eyes and subtle age lines
one day near the end of 11th grade (i would have been 16), during my earliest course of the day (economixxx), she walks in and gives some brief message to the economics teacher, whose name (mr. barrel) approximately matches his shape
i barely notice because i'm barely awake, having pulled an all nighter to finish some random finals project
it's probably quite obvious that i'm struggling to remain conscious as i'm sitting at the front of the class
and as she makes her way towards the door (at this point my eyes are completely shut), all of a sudden i'm startled awake by this high-pressure kiss on the cheek
an unusually long one, at that
and i'm honestly too bewildered, surprised, and outright fatigued to know what to make of it
she would have had to bend pretty low to reach me, seated at one of those cramped classroom desks
the class, stunned as i am, makes some subtle gasps, and then as she exits the door, i get a few suggestive comments from students behind me that i'm too flustered to do anything more than shift awkwardly in reaction to and weakly chuckle away
it was such astonishingly strange behavior for a teacher that i can't help but wonder if she might have been slightly drunk
and to date, that remains one of the only displays of affection a woman has ever given me
I never once had lascivious thoughts about her (she was 2pure), but nonetheless, now I'm wondering if she might have triggered some epigenetic events in me. befuddlement
i did see her many times after that as i was still her student, but that event literally never came up again
[spoiler]
oh my god you guys she was such a wonderful person :'(
she was so motherly and caring and sweet
she personally went out of her way to help get me into my universities of choice
and looking back, i was so underappreciative of her great efforts[/spoiler]
now this warrants a "lol"
isn't it absolutely pitiful putindisapproves;
i'm sporting a serious chone bone over here
SocksDood;
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on July 15, 2017, 01:35:13 AM
i'm sporting a serious chone bone over here
the misadventures of chone bonne
Tec you need to get laid my dude. Just get one of them white girls obsessed with black dudes and lol at the fact she only listens to rap spam;
Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on July 15, 2017, 07:51:51 AM
Tec you need to get laid my dude. Just get one of them white girls obsessed with black dudes and lol at the fact she only listens to rap spam;
what makes you think i would enjoy this
i have less than zero interest in """dating""" the sorts of idiots you describe
Quote from: Snowy on July 15, 2017, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 15, 2017, 07:53:19 AM
Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on July 15, 2017, 07:51:51 AM
Tec you need to get laid my dude. Just get one of them white girls obsessed with black dudes and lol at the fact she only listens to rap spam;
what makes you think i would enjoy this
i have less than zero interest in """dating""" the sorts of idiots you describe
I'm sure there's plenty of easy puss on tinder tbh
not here
Dudeville, AZ
im high and is this story like u getting molested in your sleep by her?
and the whole class watched
i mean, i wouldn't call a kiss on the cheek molestation lol
but i'm still not sure what i'd call it
whatever it was, it was certainly... unprofessional smth;
tec, if the internet has taught me anything lately, that was sexual harassment. Kissing you without your prior content, what else could it be?