CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET
[[[LORD KAZM]]] DOSSIER
- In contact with the [[[Great Ones]]]
- Rumoured to possess telepathic channeling abilities
- Said to be violent and intimidating in private
- First Vicar of the [[[Healing Church of Boyah]]]
- 20 January 2017: [[[Donald Trump]]] finally bows to [[[Lord Kazm]]]
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/CeQ7uRy.jpg)[/spoiler]
As I have recently become very paranoid about
[[[Lord Kazm]]] working out what we
know, I will be submitting key points from the Dossier in small segments.
[Cont.]
- Founder and head of Boyahwerth College
- Learned fluent Pthumeru in less than 48 hours
- Ancient Pthumerian scriptures tell of a [[[Celestial Emissary]]] who will descend upon the Earth and bring about an era of unprecedented Insight and technological progress
- Owns virtually every Blood Ministration & Research facility on Earth
- First Evolved Child will be the [[[Orphan of Kaz]]]
- Rules Boyahwerth with an iron but fair fist
what
DID KAZ TAKE THE BGPILL????? IS HE ONE OF US?!?
Boyahwerth, Boyahwerth...
Blasphemous noposters. Blood-crazed fiends.
Atonement for the lurkers.
By the wrath of [[[Lord Kaz]]]: Mercy for the unwizened Boyard.
Mercy, oh please.
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 06, 2017, 01:18:16 AM
what
Quote from: Snowy on June 06, 2017, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 06, 2017, 01:18:16 AM
what
Quote from: YPargh on June 06, 2017, 02:05:20 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 06, 2017, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！Ｐｏｐ"ｉｃｌ...！ on June 06, 2017, 01:18:16 AM
what
Quote from: SVT on June 06, 2017, 01:47:33 PM
DID KAZ TAKE THE BGPILL????? IS HE ONE OF US?!?
I believe the following excerpt should clarify:
[Cont.]
- Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the "[[[Kazberry Krunch]]]" that created the Kosmos
- This is what they heard (!!WARNING: MAY INDUCE FRENZY!!):
http://s0.vocaroo.com/media/download_temp/Vocaroo_s02qFq5n3K1u.mp3
>unstickied
Are the Agents of [[[Lord Kazm]]] trying to suppress this critical information?
Violent and intimidating as you may be, I will not allow your kind to tread all over the Boyah Freedom of Information Act.
this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio
Bloodborne 2: The [[[Kazm Calamity]]]
Quote from: Big Goop on June 07, 2017, 09:39:38 AM
Bloodborne 2: The [[[Kazm Calamity]]]
Kalamity*
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 07, 2017, 09:34:37 AM
this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio
This is no joke. This is no drill.
As you have now heard for yourself, the Kosmos whisper
[[[Lord Kazm]]]'s name.
The nature -- or supernature -- of
[[[Kazm]]], and the fate of humanity itself, lie somewhere within the Insight disseminated in this thread.
I implore that you all peruse the dossier meticulously, taking utmost care to understand, and utmost caution to resist... or submit.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/UX25Qwc.png)[/spoiler]
The next excerpt will soon be submitted.
[Cont.]
- Kept the electric horeseless carriage down for decades so [[[He]]] could release [[[His]]] own horseless carriage powered by [[[Old Blood]]] to the market
- Currently at war with inventor Gehrman because of this
- Sabotaged Gehrman's secret subterranean drilling expedition: [[[Lord Kazm]]] will fund the first manned descent to Pthumeru in thousands of years (the first official one - [[[He]]] has actually already been to and from Pthumeru many times)
- Will bankroll the first new cities in Pthumeru: [[[Kazmgrad]]] is to be be the first new Pthumerian city.
[Cont.]
- The last person who missed a channeling from [[[Lord Kazm]]] was Snorkel. He resigned from Boyahwerth and fled from his administrative position in fear.
The violent and intimidating [[[Lord Kazm]]] then Krunchburned Old Boyah (1.0) to the ground in a fit of rage.
Lay the Curse of Boyah upon them.
And their children.
And their children's children.
Forevermore.
Each wretched nopost will plunge each child into a lifetime of inactivity.
Mercy, for the poor, unwizened child;
Let the essence of [[[Kaz]]] cling, like a [[[Lord]]]'s devotion.
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 06, 2017, 06:59:34 PM
>unstickied
Are the Agents of [[[Lord Kazm]]] trying to suppress this critical information?
Violent and intimidating as you may be, I will not allow your kind to tread all over the Boyah Freedom of Information Act.
Well you are 10/16 posts, of the remainder 3 being "wat" and a 4th being this one counting posts n_u
Idk who unstickied it the first time though
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 01:12:21 PM
Idk who unstickied it the first time though
I wonder...
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 01:12:21 PM
Well you are 10/16 posts, of the remainder 3 being "wat" and a 4th being this one counting posts n_u
I have noticed this.
The subjects of Boyah have as much a right to know as a
duty to understand. Should any of you have specific questions/comments/concerns about what you read here, do not hesitate to request clarification.
But whether this thread receives feedback or not, the many secrets of
[[[Kaz]]] will continue to be unveiled here for all to see.
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 07, 2017, 09:34:37 AM
this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio
lol
Quote from: Nyerp on June 07, 2017, 05:25:25 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on June 07, 2017, 09:34:37 AM
this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio
lol
He
was warned that it could induce Frenzy. srsly
myface;
Alarming and damning evidence. Thanks for the post.
tec is practicing to write his first scp article
Quote from: Travis on June 08, 2017, 12:19:03 AM
Alarming and damning evidence. Thanks for the post.
And thank you for your feedback. We sincerely appreciate that the citizens of Boyah are taking the necessary effort to understand.
This matter is far greater than any of us - who is to say whether we can ever truly comprehend it at all?
Nevertheless, we must try. We have
[[[Kaz]]] within our sights.
There are yet more great secrets to unveil.
[Cont.]
- Owns Blood Ministration facilities everywhere in the Kosmos
- Owns [[[Old Blood]]] R&D labs around the world
- If you are reading this right now, you already have [[[The Old Blood]]],, coursing through your veins
Post here, post there. A post for he, and she; why care?
A marvelous post, it fills one with glee; source of all greatness, all things that be.
[Cont.]
- [[[Lord Kazm]]] is said to have 215+ eyes & ears; such Insight on Earth has only ever existed deep in Pthumeru dungeons and in Northern Minnesota
- Nation States entrust their blood reserves with [[[Kazm]]]
- [[[Lord Kazm]]] is about 28 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human generally accepted by our meager understanding of science
Listen for the Noposts - scant.
Weep with them, as one in trance.
And weep with us; oh, weep with us: we pray for expanse.
And listen for their baneful chants.
A call for new Posts, wherever they be.
A call to the Postless, for them [[[He]]] foresees.
Someone wanna explain this ? baddood;
Quote from: Flat Eric on June 20, 2017, 09:48:40 AM
Someone wanna explain this ? baddood;
agreed
tec
what
Let these final excerpts from the Dossier grant you the Insight you so deeply desire:
[Cont.]
- [[[Lord Kazm]]] is in regular communication with the Archangels [[[Ebrietas]]] and [[[Vacuous Rom]]], forwarding the word of the [[[Great Ones]]] to the [[[Healing Church of Boyah]]].
- In reality, [[[Kaz]]] is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space, from the [[[Kazberry Krunch]]] to the end of the Kosmos.
[End]
We don't know [[[Lord Kazm]]]'s ultimate plans yet.
We can only hope that [[[He]]] is a benevolent being.
Reliable Servers, with minimal fees;
Reliable Servers; for these we must plea.
Reliable Servers, we beg of thee:
Grant great space for all Posts that have been, and will be.
Fix your Ears, to hear [[[His]]] call.
Affix your Eyes, lest ye befall.
Dark of the night, 'neath the Moon's curse,
The [[[Orphan of Kaz]]] seeketh Mergo's Wet Nurse.
Frightful [[[Lord Kazm]]] - we cower, we scream!
Delightful [[[Lord Kazm]]], Host of the Dream.
turns out tec steals his memes from 4chan
Quote from: ƕɾο on July 03, 2017, 01:13:34 AM
turns out tec steals his memes from 4chan
'tis no great fright that thou hath been endowed with such Insight
as the Memes are Airtight
but if me thou shouldst Indict
and if purely out of Spite...
[spoiler]
then i'd still not will a fight, lest we both end up contrite[/spoiler]
Quote from: ƕɾο on July 03, 2017, 01:13:34 AM
turns out tec steals his memes from 4chan
ewwwwww
It's no Great Secret that the format of the Dossier is borrowed from a foreign society. It has been extremely heavily modified to suit our own needs.
The core findings on the Nature of [[[Kaz]]], for example, are entirely based on our own Original Research.
Furthermore, all submissions that aren't clearly marked as part of the Dossier are also entirely original.
In any case, to suggest that a borrowed format is "stealing" is pure alarmism. We here in this community borrow and modify formats from foreign lands all the time, so long as they are of practical value to us.
Such informational exchange is one of the many Great Perquisites of living in a digitally [[[Globalized]]] World.
As for [[[Whomsteth]]] bringeth about this [[[Globalization]]]: stay tuned to be granted more Insight.
Booooooo leave 4chan in its quarantined zone
The Well of Boyah's Fishing Hamlet will be no more Poisoned by Pettiness than it already has been by the [[[Shark Giants]]].
Why's tec keep calling people conts?
We are born of the Post.
Made man by the Post.
Undone by the Nopost.
should i get a bloodborne tattoo guys
no
Yarp