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Title: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: ME## on June 02, 2017, 12:55:19 AM
I slept in passed 7 o'clock in the morning
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Samus Aran on June 02, 2017, 01:29:35 AM
i was in a good mood all day
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: rdl on June 02, 2017, 09:36:42 AM
i woke up lol
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: C.Mongler on June 02, 2017, 09:41:55 AM
i died
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: silvertone on June 03, 2017, 09:50:23 AM
same
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 07, 2017, 07:00:52 AM
i was trying to buy some motherfucking salmon at motherfucking shoprite and was in line behind these two darkies and then some random ass black lady comes after me and when it is my turn the fish guy goes to serve me and this bitch starts raising her voice saying she has been waiting and demands to be taken care of first.

me and fish guy look at each other like wtf, clearly this bitch just strolled up, so he tells her i was before her and she repeats herself with no new information and says, 'what is it cuz i'm black!?' at this point i'm like really tho, and the poor fish guy is like wut, no bitch you were not here first but i tell him i'm good and to take care of shaniqua first. he does.

bitch gives him a hard time and leaves with her two shrimp. fish guy comes back, i've been there like 20 minutes and shit by this point but i'm all good life is great. i get my salmon, we laugh over it. then fucking lashandra comes back with this pathetic black manager and this idiot without gathering any information just tells the poor fish guy, who is like 16 by the way, that he gave this woman terrible service.

how pathetic and psychotic that woman was, i don't really know. but i tell the manager that he (fish guy) actually gave her great service by taking her first even though she was wrong and it was not her turn. the person who got bad service, was me, because of cassandra over there, and that to admonish or punish the fish guy would be a travesty.

then i walked away, paid for my shit and ate me a nice sass dinner that night.
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 09:47:07 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 07:00:52 AM
i was trying to buy some motherfucking salmon at motherfucking shoprite and was in line behind these two darkies and then some random ass black lady comes after me and when it is my turn the fish guy goes to serve me and this bitch starts raising her voice saying she has been waiting and demands to be taken care of first.

me and fish guy look at each other like wtf, clearly this bitch just strolled up, so he tells her i was before her and she repeats herself with no new information and says, 'what is it cuz i'm black!?' at this point i'm like really tho, and the poor fish guy is like wut, no bitch you were not here first but i tell him i'm good and to take care of shaniqua first. he does.

bitch gives him a hard time and leaves with her two shrimp. fish guy comes back, i've been there like 20 minutes and shit by this point but i'm all good life is great. i get my salmon, we laugh over it. then fucking lashandra comes back with this pathetic black manager and this idiot without gathering any information just tells the poor fish guy, who is like 16 by the way, that he gave this woman terrible service.

how pathetic and psychotic that woman was, i don't really know. but i tell the manager that he (fish guy) actually gave her great service by taking her first even though she was wrong and it was not her turn. the person who got bad service, was me, because of cassandra over there, and that to admonish or punish the fish guy would be a travesty.

then i walked away, paid for my shit and ate me a nice sass dinner that night.
good for you for standing up for the guy  happydood;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 07, 2017, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: silvertone on June 07, 2017, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet
.......gokldmnine
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 01:25:46 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.


yo wtf i thought you were a nice christian boy what are these words
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit
idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:25:46 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.


yo wtf i thought you were a nice christian boy what are these words
I just describe it as I see it lol. Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?
Quote from: SVT on June 07, 2017, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet
.......gokldmnine
glaven!
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: rdl on June 07, 2017, 03:19:54 PM
when i was a little boy i was told that women become as horny as 12y/o boys in their early 30s/late 20s bc they trying to get baby. or at least their body is.

ive been interested in finding out if this is true or not

Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet


living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet


living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally
She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?


i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?


i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol
Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 04:42:16 PM
Quote from: ADX on June 07, 2017, 03:19:54 PM
when i was a little boy i was told that women become as horny as 12y/o boys in their early 30s/late 20s bc they trying to get baby. or at least their body is.

ive been interested in finding out if this is true or not


tfw no depressed, exhausted office cougar in my life :'(
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 04:47:33 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet


living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally
She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same


you will allow her to do as she wishes

that's not a command from me

i'm just telling you that it's going to happen inevitably girl;

Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?


i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol
Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously


it may have been said "in jest"

...but why else would she suddenly be interested in going to church lol sillydood;

[spoiler]

and absolutely deviancy among upstanding christians citizens is a far, far older phenomenon than millennials lel[/spoiler]
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 04:50:09 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?


i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol
i mean unless he's exclusively fucking her butt i wouldn't say so
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 04:58:01 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:47:33 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet


living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally
She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same


you will allow her to do as she wishes

that's not a command from me

i'm just telling you that it's going to happen inevitably girl;

Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Strangely she also wants us to go to church girl; I guess to wash all the sin off?


i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol
Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously


it may have been said "in jest"

...but why else would she suddenly be interested in going to church lol sillydood;

[spoiler]

and absolutely deviancy among upstanding christians citizens is a far, far older phenomenon than millennials lel[/spoiler]
whatever you say lol I feel like I have more experience in this arena but I'm open to opinions

Well I took her to church and she's kinda wanted to go back. I think she's just being supportive because I told her I feel bad I don't really go anymore. It sometimes feels like it renews my need to help others
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
what
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 04:59:51 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
I'm having sex with a grown woman confuseddood;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 05:07:12 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:59:51 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
I'm having sex with a grown woman confuseddood;


well, yeah

that's because you've never claimed to be a catholic priest

also, [glow=black,2,300]pre-marital[/glow]

all sin is equally sinful

Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
what


i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Samus Aran on June 07, 2017, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude


tru
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:58:01 PM
whatever you say lol I feel like I have more experience in this arena but I'm open to opinions

Well I took her to church and she's kinda wanted to go back. I think she's just being supportive because I told her I feel bad I don't really go anymore. It sometimes feels like it renews my need to help others


well there's something else you're about to be open to, let me tell you ifeelbetter;

and so long as you and gf get something positive out of going, whatever it may be, there's no reason to stop, ironic as your whole situation may seem to some damned heathen like me lol

[spoiler]

...but was my spoilered comment not correct y/n

christians are historical deviants

i blame the sexual repression inherent to the philosophy[/spoiler]

[spoiler]

then again, humans are historical deviants

i guess the additional layer of christianity just makes it seem particularly ironic/noteworthy[/spoiler]
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 05:48:22 PM
Yeah Tec I know I'm going to hell if Catholicism is right you don't need to remind me lol. I'm in no denial about that
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 05:07:12 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 04:59:51 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
I'm having sex with a grown woman confuseddood;


well, yeah

that's because you've never claimed to be a catholic priest

also, [glow=black,2,300]pre-marital[/glow]

all sin is equally sinful

Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
what


i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one
actually all sin is not equally sinful but yeah this would be a mortal sin so yes it would be the worst type of sin you can commit.

Anyway this thread is getting uncomfortable with all the religion all of a sudden (especially since youre pretty much only mocking it and me) so maybe let's move on girl;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 05:52:38 PM
i'm sorry if i went too far lol :'(

like i've indicated before, i actually do respect that you've maintained your beliefs in an internet environment that's generally hostile to religion
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 05:58:39 PM
It's fine i know you're just messing around

I'm just uncomfortable because I don't usually post sex stuff so I'm on edge and feeling guilty already shakingsillydood;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 06:03:14 PM
lol

i do genuinely find the irony of it all quite fascinating in a purely non-judgemental way

you'd be an ideal case study on christian sexual repression and guilty conscience dittodood;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 06:29:37 PM
invite her to boyah
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 06:42:19 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 05:07:12 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest
what


i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one
no, I was alluding to the fact that (supposedly) a lot of Christian girls will only do it in the pooper so they can stay """""""virgins""""""" until they're married.
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 07:00:41 PM
Quote from: Snowy on June 07, 2017, 06:28:59 PM
I try not to disclose much stuff I do with gina sexually because I know if she found out she'd kick my ass sillydood;
yeah tbh i forgot hiro and david know my gf in real life so I hope that doesn't come back to bite me girl;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: ???????????????????????????? on June 07, 2017, 06:42:19 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 07, 2017, 05:07:12 PM
i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one
no, I was alluding to the fact that (supposedly) a lot of Christian girls will only do it in the pooper so they can stay """""""virgins""""""" until they're married.


befuddlement

color me a little bit skeptical because that sounds somewhat far-fetched

if there actually are people who do that, they must be exceedingly rare

...but on the other hand, it's totally in line with stereotypical religious logic

as in, to claim to adhere to a philosophy, only to go out of your way to find and fully exploit every single possible loophole within it

why do they do it

i can't be the only one who finds that sort of extremely ironic internal conflict fascinating in a human behavioral sense
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 07:12:27 PM
[spoiler]

also this thread has made me realize just how desperately i need a wholesome, traditional, conservative, god-fearing christian gf

it's time to go to back to church[/spoiler]
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 07:22:28 PM
I don't understand the anal thing either as (in Catholicism) sodomy is expressly forbidden as is any form of sex that does not lend itself to the possibility of procreation befuddlement

Protestants are weird mang
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 07:27:07 PM
if i understand the logic (which i don't), it doesn't matter whether it actually is a loophole

it matters that they think it is

in fact, if such christian girls exist, they probably make a point to avoid reading the bible thoroughly at all lol

because they'd know that then the charade would be up

tfw no christian gf :'(
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: rdl on June 07, 2017, 07:33:22 PM
fuck protestants, theyre violent ppl

the bum stereotype tho is specifically catholic girls
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 07:34:45 PM
TFW NO CATHOLIC GF

i understand now

ypr, she's projecting with the pegging thing

she wants to take you down with her
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 08:11:13 PM
is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus? befuddlement
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 08:14:44 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:11:13 PM
is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus? befuddlement
yes

Also condoms are also sinful because they preclude procreation
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 08:32:46 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 08:14:44 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:11:13 PM
is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus? befuddlement
yes

Also condoms are also sinful because they preclude procreation
well duh
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 08:33:36 PM
this thread is revealing
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 07, 2017, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit
idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie



you lucky son of a bitch. ride and use that hoe until it ends bro, start seeing how far you can push her and get her to do. enjoy that shit. watch hardcore porn together and get her to act it out.
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
lmfao
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless
honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:49:28 AM
Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit
idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie



you lucky son of a bitch. ride and use that hoe until it ends bro, start seeing how far you can push her and get her to do. enjoy that shit. watch hardcore porn together and get her to act it out.
honestly I think she's doing this on her own she's fucking all up in my shit and I'm sure you would enjoy that she always moans and calls me "papi" girl;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 07, 2017, 09:24:37 PM
>you'll never confess your deepest sins to father aubrey in a hushed, quivering tone

:'(
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2017, 11:54:32 PM
boyah's been weirdly sexual lately
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 08, 2017, 12:02:32 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 11:54:32 PM
boyah's been weirdly sexual lately
ya true. Sorry. I was kinda thinking the same thing but then I contributed myface;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2017, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless
honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol


i hope you don't mean in a physical sense (http://tinyimg.io/i/r9MBZOR.png)

Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive


Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 08, 2017, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else


haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here  THE POWER OF GOD
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: C.Mongler on June 08, 2017, 07:12:40 AM
i ran to work today it was weird
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2017, 07:20:11 AM
weird things that happened to me yesterday:

i met a grown woman who expressed to me, 'semi'-jokingly yet with a hint of shame, that seeing green bubbles on imessage is kind of "gross"

i can't believe the iphone owner stereotypes actually seem to have some validity smithicide;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 08, 2017, 07:39:22 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 08, 2017, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless
honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol


i hope you don't mean in a physical sense (http://tinyimg.io/i/r9MBZOR.png)

Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive


Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

Physically? Idk I mean yeah I don't want to have sex every day. Maybe like 1 to 2 times a week. Idk if that's physical or mental but often it seems exhausting
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 08, 2017, 07:59:45 AM
what you weak ass bitches i'm horny 24/7. i have no problem getting bjs daily and if the sex is good and fun fucking daily is a must too. although this is rare cuz i'm fucking busy and drained with bs these day. smithicide;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 08, 2017, 08:43:41 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 08, 2017, 07:39:22 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 08, 2017, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:06:05 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless
honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol


i hope you don't mean in a physical sense (http://tinyimg.io/i/r9MBZOR.png)

Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive


Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

Physically? Idk I mean yeah I don't want to have sex every day. Maybe like 1 to 2 times a week. Idk if that's physical or mental but often it seems exhausting


i took your use of "keeping up" more literally than that lol
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 08, 2017, 11:37:19 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on June 08, 2017, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
honestly as someone with a low sex drive


Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 07, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

i mean it exists it's just low
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 08, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 08, 2017, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else


haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here  THE POWER OF GOD
don't do this
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 08, 2017, 11:42:04 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 08, 2017, 07:12:40 AM
i ran to work today it was weird
i've done this
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 08, 2017, 11:53:31 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 08, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 08, 2017, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else


haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here  THE POWER OF GOD
don't do this
yeah that seems pretty dickish and awful

Sorry socks
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 08, 2017, 11:54:09 AM
and illegal hocuspocus;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: Socks on June 09, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 08, 2017, 11:53:31 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 08, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 08, 2017, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else


haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here  THE POWER OF GOD
don't do this
yeah that seems pretty dickish and awful

Sorry socks


what how dare you cry;
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 09, 2017, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 09, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 08, 2017, 11:53:31 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on June 08, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 08, 2017, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: YPargh on June 07, 2017, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 07, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.
Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else


haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here  THE POWER OF GOD
don't do this
yeah that seems pretty dickish and awful

Sorry socks


what how dare you cry;
hey man there's plenty of nudes out there on the internet for you already :'(
Title: Re: weirdest thing to happen to you to today
Post by: rdl on June 09, 2017, 09:31:42 AM
when she dies? socks thats pretty messed up :'(