as in, beyond the confines of their dwellings
befuddlement
cook hotdog on fire
i keep reading this as hummus
play sport constatnly
okay, how about this:
please provide me with a list of activities and situations generally regarded among members of the h.s. sapiens species as "fun"
i have been sent on a mission to gather data on human behavior, but to be completely honest, i don't know a single thing about the creatures, and i don't have the faintest idea about where to logically begin my research
maybe we'll begin with "wikipedia"
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human(http://i.imgur.com/DgrbprH.png) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human)
quite a prolific species, aren't they befuddlement
spend money
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 22, 2017, 04:36:33 AM
okay, how about this:
please provide me with a list of activities and situations generally regarded among members of the h.s. sapiens species as "fun"
i have been sent on a mission to gather data on human behavior, but to be completely honest, i don't know a single thing about the creatures, and i don't have the faintest idea about where to logically begin my research
Sports
Hiking, shopping, mini golf, go karts, beach stuff, swimming, walking dogs, hanging out in a park reading the newspaper or a book
be a super hero
getting their peepees wet
create things
engage in unrelenting and ceaseless cannibalism
destroy things
i've researched all of your suggestions and they all seem interesting indeed
however
Quote from: Joice on May 22, 2017, 06:57:52 AM
spend money
many require significant human currency investments, and i have not had enough time to amass such currency (or let alone make sense of their economics) at sufficient levels for things like "shopping" "or "go karts" or "getting their peepees wet" (not quite sure i fully comprehend that one, but i believe it's related to the cartograph above)
ambulation within human botanical gardens and temperate broadleaf forests may be an inexpensive way to begin my human behavioral study, and i imagine it would be relatively safe as i could begin by simply observing and record-keeping from a distance (i do not wish to confuse or frighten them)
what other such low-currency, low-but-nonzero interactivity activities might be relevant to my goal
wipe your ass with a big leaf
also i must revise my original inquiry: by "outdoors" i had meant to say 'beyond the confines of their dwellings', but not necessarily outside
frogive me for the confusion, human languages are surprisingly difficult to master
my statement still stands
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 23, 2017, 07:37:42 AM
i've researched all of your suggestions and they all seem interesting indeed
however
Quote from: Joice on May 22, 2017, 06:57:52 AM
spend money
many require significant human currency investments, and i have not had enough time to amass such currency (or let alone make sense of their economics) at sufficient levels for things like "shopping" "or "go karts" or "getting their peepees wet" (not quite sure i fully comprehend that one, but i believe it's related to the cartograph above)
ambulation within human botanical gardens and temperate broadleaf forests may be an inexpensive way to begin my human behavioral study, and i imagine it would be relatively safe as i could begin by simply observing and record-keeping from a distance (i do not wish to confuse or frighten them)
what other such low-currency, low-but-nonzero interactivity activities might be relevant to my goal
I more meant go to a track and pay to ride their go karts not buy your own lol girl;
Idk you're near NYC you can go there and hit up some of the cheap/free museums.
do weed ride bicycles
Go to a human music festival.
I tried it a few times, its pleasant to my human ears, and certainly not my antennae.
Go to a hummus festival, it'll be delicious
I took my dog on a walk on the trail I live right next door to (I mean right next door, it starts 5 feet away from the end of my front yard) and it was some nice shit
speaking of which I don't know that I've ever posted pictures of Ammy here, or really mentioned her much:
(http://i.imgur.com/lq2wECA.jpg)
nice dog hiro
I love her so much
Quote from: ƕɾο on May 23, 2017, 08:21:58 PM
speaking of which I don't know that I've ever posted pictures of Ammy here, or really mentioned her much:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/lq2wECA.jpg)[/spoiler]
quite an endearing specimen of an earthly lifeform
the human-canid symbiosis is noteworthy indeed, perhaps i should cover it as a subtopic in my studies
what a very pretty dog
Quote from: ADX on May 23, 2017, 09:58:54 PM
what a very pretty dog
thank you i'll let her know giggle;
Quote from: ADX on May 22, 2017, 07:56:10 PM
create things
this could be an interesting experiment, but i don't quite know enough about human creativity or their æsthetics to 'create' something that wouldn't immediately be identified as alien
as a neutral observer, for now i must refrain from drawing special attention in my direction, and so i'll have to hold off on taking any creative risks for the time being
Quote from: Nyerp on May 22, 2017, 08:24:02 PM
destroy things
i see that humans themselves sometimes destroy for stress relief, but because i do not wish to offend or demoralize them or otherwise draw attention to myself, i must do my best to avoid damaging their creations
ITT Tec becomes Socks
Quote from: YPargh on May 23, 2017, 09:20:19 AM
I more meant go to a track and pay to ride their go karts not buy your own lol girl;
you underestimate my lack of resources lol
Quote from: YPargh on May 23, 2017, 09:20:19 AM
Idk you're near NYC you can go there and hit up some of the cheap/free museums.
now this is a fine idea
i could use such an opportunity to familiarize myself with noteworthy elements of human culture and history, while
observing humans themselves learning about the histories of their peoples and cultures past
i hear the human capacity for learning is itself quite remarkable, an expedition like this would grant me vast amounts of data on human behavior, cognition and culture
and i could presumably do all my info gathering and studying inconspicuously, with low-minimal interactivity
Quote from: YPargh on May 26, 2017, 09:27:51 AM
ITT Tec becomes Socks
you will have to explain this comparison akudood;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 26, 2017, 09:33:37 AM
Quote from: YPargh on May 26, 2017, 09:27:51 AM
ITT Tec becomes Socks
you will have to explain this comparison akudood;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 26, 2017, 09:18:50 AM
Quote from: ADX on May 22, 2017, 07:56:10 PM
create things
this could be an interesting experiment, but i don't quite know enough about human creativity or their æsthetics to 'create' something that wouldn't immediately be identified as alien
as a neutral observer, for now i must refrain from drawing special attention in my direction, and so i'll have to hold off on taking any creative risks for the time being
Quote from: Nyerp on May 22, 2017, 08:24:02 PM
destroy things
i see that humans themselves sometimes destroy for stress relief, but because i do not wish to offend or demoralize them or otherwise draw attention to myself, i must do my best to avoid damaging their creations
Mostly the verbose and sesquipedalian philosophical musings girl;
is this not how humans speak befuddlement
I don't think humans usually worry about their actions being human enough n_u
Also I should have said magniloquent not sesquipedalian myface;
Quote from: YPargh on May 26, 2017, 09:52:42 AM
I don't think humans usually worry about their actions being human enough n_u
i suppose that wold be true
well i trust that you will not disclose my true identity or purpose here, i have no ill intentions and i come to you merely for advice
but when out in the wild, i will do my best to mimic natural human behavioral and speech patterns
i have taken great care to perfect my locomotive and fashion abilities
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/kTClQIo.gif)[/spoiler]
none will suspect me