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Title: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Daddy on May 03, 2017, 10:36:25 AM
I don't even own an iPhone(not counting my work phone) lmao



[spoiler]I won it in a raffle[/spoiler]
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: YPrrrr on May 03, 2017, 01:25:12 PM
Das cool. Raffles annoy me on a related note  baddood;
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 03, 2017, 04:55:23 PM
noice

how functional is it without the phone lol
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Daddy on May 04, 2017, 09:57:16 PM
also we won trivia
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 03, 2017, 04:55:23 PM
noice

how functional is it without the phone lol
idk im just gonna give it to cindy
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 04, 2017, 10:00:42 PM
so in other words, it isn't

lol >>>"""smart""" """watches"""
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: bluaki on May 04, 2017, 11:50:04 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 04, 2017, 10:00:42 PM
so in other words, it isn't

lol >>>"""smart""" """watches"""
The biggest thing I like about watches, and the only reason I'll wear one lately, is that I can wear it in a secure work location that forbids devices with wireless and recording capabilities. Smart watches completely fail at that so I'll never use one.

I used to like watches more when I took classes and had a reason to look at the time all the time, and I might've liked a smart watch then if they weren't so atrocious about battery life. Not an Apple Watch though.
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 26, 2017, 10:35:00 PM
"""smart"""watches will be worthless as anything other than fashion accessories for conspicuous consumers until they become truly """smart""" enough to be 100% functional when completely separate from the """smart"""phone that today is required to be no more than two feet away because it's really what's doing all the work

those pointless wrist accessories aren't actually """smart""" at all, they just ride the phone's coattails into relevance

the smartwatch is the gamepad to the smartphone's wii u
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Hiro on May 28, 2017, 06:07:59 PM
i'd say they're even worse than that tec, as a smartwatch provides literally nothing that the phone can't do besides I guess a heart rate sensor
It's just another screen on your wrist so you don't have to reach into your pocket
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 28, 2017, 06:11:43 PM
you should use it as a cock ring
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2017, 06:14:40 PM
Quote from: ƕɾο on May 28, 2017, 06:07:59 PM
i'd say they're even worse than that tec, as a smartwatch provides literally nothing that the phone can't do besides I guess a heart rate sensor
It's just another screen on your wrist so you don't have to reach into your pocket


they're a trendy fashion accessory that wearers can pretend is utilitarian so they can trick themselves into thinking they're anything other than vain showoffs

unfortunately for smartwatch wearers, everyone else sees right through them

t. bitter poor pleb
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 17, 2017, 12:28:26 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on May 28, 2017, 06:11:43 PM
you should use it as a cock ring


"""smart"""watches are actually [glow=black,2,300]cuck[/glow] rings if anything
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: silvertone on June 17, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on May 03, 2017, 10:36:25 AM
I don't even own an iPhone(not counting my work phone) lmao



[spoiler]I won it in a raffle[/spoiler]
weeesh move dude, flip it on ebay in ten days or suffer.
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: wawi on June 17, 2017, 03:55:31 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 03, 2017, 01:25:12 PM
Das cool. Raffles annoy me on a related note  baddood;

why?
Title: Re: So I got an apple watch last night
Post by: don't let's on June 17, 2017, 03:59:18 PM
Wow what a sellout