am i going to die
No. Just loose your foot.
Buy some turtles to give it something to do
do turtles eat splinters i thought they ate rocks
They're not supposed to eat it they're supposed to learn Kung fu from it
sorry for the confusion, splinter is a wood, not a rat
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my girlfriend dug it out with a needle
it was not a splinter, it was a shard of glass
i feel much better thank you