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i have considered this and they're definitely up there
they control both the media and my boner
Eh it's 50/50. I am fond of the middle east in general though
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i have considered this and they're definitely up there
new york state of mind
I think they're great dude
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I think they're great dudes
pretty gay tbh
yes jewish girls are fun and hot. i recommend. arab girls are hotter and very high maintenance so theres some flipsideyness there
Which would tend to be more subservient?
if you want submissive you have to look at east asians. lel.
[spoiler](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3IOrUfo__8g/VQ54ODJfG2I/AAAAAAAALoY/4RaA5lVvmNs/s1600/Jewish%2BWoman.jpg)[/spoiler]
[youtube]BjbcD72OaI4[/youtube]
RUB IT
Subthread: is HILA KLEIN a babe or not
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Subthread: is HILA KLEIN a babe or not
i go back and forth on this
also (((Alison Brie))) has turned into a hot mom but she's still hot
im a hot mom
allison brie is DIANE NGUYEN
Quote from: Khadafi on March 07, 2017, 01:02:03 PM
allison brie is DIANE NGUYEN
oh yeah
i never got into that show because i'm not willing to sit through a whole season of garbage to get to something worth watching
kys
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Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on March 07, 2017, 01:50:08 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 07, 2017, 01:02:03 PM
allison brie is DIANE NGUYEN
oh yeah
i never got into that show because i'm not willing to sit through a whole season of garbage to get to something worth watching
it gets better about 6 episodes in and they're only 22 minutes long lol
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Quote from: Khadafi on March 07, 2017, 01:02:03 PM
allison brie is DIANE NGUYEN
oh yeah
i never got into that show because i'm not willing to sit through a whole season of garbage to get to something worth watching
it gets better about 6 episodes in and they're only 22 minutes long lol
that's over two hours
I could watch Space Jam in less time
I watched like 5 or 6 episodes of bojack and it was eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
Not only is that kind of humor garbage but I hate that kind of animation style as well, same reason I can't watch Archer or a lot of other """""mature""""" cartoons
but yeah alison brie wrench;
Quote from: ƕɾο on March 09, 2017, 12:29:17 PM
I watched like 5 or 6 episodes of bojack and it was eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
Not only is that kind of humor garbage but I hate that kind of animation style as well, same reason I can't watch Archer or a lot of other """""mature""""" cartoons
First season is the worst tbf
Then they figured it out and it's at its best when it's all introspective and shit
meh I have so many other things to watch/do
Quote from: ƕɾο on March 09, 2017, 12:29:17 PM
I watched like 5 or 6 episodes of bojack and it was eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
Not only is that kind of humor garbage but I hate that kind of animation style as well, same reason I can't watch Archer or a lot of other """""mature""""" cartoons
yeah YPR is right, first season is the worst, though the end is really good. and then seasons 2 and 3 are the most real depictions of depression in any TV series i've ever seen, and that's saying a lot for a tv show about a talking horse.
amped as shit for season 4 yo
jewish cunts are ugly inbreds no thanks
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder793/38334793.jpg)
Quote from: Socks on March 10, 2017, 06:44:23 AM
jewish cunts are ugly inbreds no thanks
>he's never held a fine jewess on the streets of tel aviv
idk that came across too harsh, i soften my stance now that i have been elected
Quote from: Socks on March 10, 2017, 06:44:23 AM
jewish cunts are ugly inbreds no thanks
thiis isn't true sockses some of my favorite women ever have been jewish!
still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
idk shit about LA girls. I dated a girl from Chicago and she was really cool. Down to earth lady that one
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
how many girls from Chicago or LA have you actually known though
LA at the very least is extremely high maintenance. "JAPs" don't just come from New York
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
how many girls from Chicago or LA have you actually known though
LA at the very least is extremely high maintenance. "JAPs" don't just come from New York
la is a beautiful place, people form chicago are only high maintenance in the fact that they want to stay alive if they go outside
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
how many girls from Chicago or LA have you actually known though
LA at the very least is extremely high maintenance. "JAPs" don't just come from New York
la is a beautiful place, people form chicago are only high maintenance in the fact that they want to stay alive if they go outside
i feel like you do not know enough about either place now baddood;
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
how many girls from Chicago or LA have you actually known though
LA at the very least is extremely high maintenance. "JAPs" don't just come from New York
la is a beautiful place, people form chicago are only high maintenance in the fact that they want to stay alive if they go outside
i feel like you do not know enough about either place now baddood;
i feel 1000 times safer in la than chicago tbf fampai
ypr is an expert on girls from chicago, la and nyc, why would you don't even try to question him. he has a ph.d you know.
Quote from: ADX on March 11, 2017, 08:06:10 PM
ypr is an expert on girls from chicago, la and nyc, why would you don't even try to question him. he has a ph.d you know.
I mean ive visited each place a multitude of times and when I went to UW the majority of people I knew and was around were from LA, Chicago, and New York so... Yeah? If you think LA girls are low maintenance then lololol
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still unsure if its jewish girls that are high maintenance or just NE girls in general
LA/NYC/Chicago girls are high maintenance
So kinda Jewish girls
only girls on that list who are high maintenance are NYC ones
how many girls from Chicago or LA have you actually known though
LA at the very least is extremely high maintenance. "JAPs" don't just come from New York
la is a beautiful place, people form chicago are only high maintenance in the fact that they want to stay alive if they go outside
i feel like you do not know enough about either place now baddood;
i feel 1000 times safer in la than chicago tbf fampai
what does that have to do with high maintenance girls though confuseddood;
just think this thread took a sad turn lol
also, the correct term is jewess. thx
tfw no olive-skinned, curly red-headed, traditional mediterranean jewish gf with a lovable shapely nose and mischievous grin to teach me hebrew and make rugelach with
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 09, 2017, 05:00:51 PM
rugelach
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugelach(http://i.imgur.com/BBLZy1h.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugelach)
>you will never be one of god's chosen people :'(
Tec you live in New York I'm sure there are some available girl;
as if they'd ever settle for a godforsaken goy like me smithicide;
and even in new york, olive-skinned, curly red-headed, traditional mediterranean jewish folk aren't a common sight
Hey in Judaism if the mother is Jewish the kids are too! So they can work around your goyism
Plus never underestimate ones desire to rebel against their parents wishes hocuspocus;
i don't want to be just some generic outlet for rebellion either, those relationshits are never stable :'(
i'd probably be the single most rebellious thing a jewish girl could bring home rofl
i had a class with this redheaded israeli girl a couple semesters ago and that was the hardest i've crushed on anyone in a while
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 12, 2017, 05:48:55 PM
i don't want to be just some generic outlet for rebellion either, those relationshits are never stable :'(
i'd probably be the single most rebellious thing a jewish girl could bring home rofl
Idk you're smart at least! And you're not a Nazi hocuspocus;
i hope would hope the average person has slightly higher standards than '"""smart"""' and "not a nazi" lmao
Well you said single most rebellious thing a Jewish girl could bring home n_u
visibly, at least
but i'm jewish in spirit :'(
i know this guy who married a jewish girl and her family cut contact off w/ her because of it. NO meeting for like 30 years until recently becasue she got parkinsons. kids meeting grandparents for first time.
bojack horseman is tight
i don't think i disliked the first season as much as some of you guys but yeah it was the weakest one
the characters were all too sardonic, they toned that shit down afterwards
I heard the faint conversation of beautiful women, where dey at?
Quote from: kettu on July 12, 2017, 10:39:49 PM
I heard the faint conversation of beautiful women, where dey at?
the promised land
Quote from: kettu on July 12, 2017, 10:39:49 PM
I heard the faint conversation of beautiful women, where dey at?
israel apparently
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I heard the faint conversation of beautiful women, where dey at?
israel apparently
question, is it true a lot everyone there smokes? or is this a lie me86 told me.
I think I saw a picture of Gal Gadot floating around with her husband hiding a cig
behind her back.
the rate of cigarette consumption is higher in israel than it is in the us, but it's lower than the smoking rate you'd see in europe
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_cigarette_consumption_per_capita
[spoiler=there may yet be one other way to solve my goy problem]
tfw you will never be jared kushner's jewish-by-marriage american princess
What exactly does he see in Ivanka that I don't have at this point, anyway? :( :( :( :( :( :([/spoiler]
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 13, 2017, 08:20:42 PM
[spoiler=there may yet be one other way to solve my goy problem]
tfw you will never be jared kushner's jewish-by-marriage american princess
What exactly does he see in Ivanka that I don't have at this point, anyway? :( :( :( :( :( :([/spoiler]
A vagina
how necessary is that these days really >.<
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 13, 2017, 09:31:28 PM
how necessary is that these days really >.<
Maybe he's into staring it at in detail, could you really supply such FASCINATING genitals?
he could very well just use the internet for that :(
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 13, 2017, 09:31:28 PM
how necessary is that these days really >.<
This is how bodybuilding.com wins Tec akudood;
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Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 13, 2017, 09:31:28 PM
how necessary is that these days really >.<
This is how bodybuilding.com wins Tec akudood;
i'm not sure i understand what you mean by this, but i'm also not sure i want to lol sillydood;
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how necessary is that these days really >.<
This is how bodybuilding.com wins Tec akudood;
i'm not sure i understand what you mean by this, but i'm also not sure i want to lol sillydood;
Idk they're always talking about how to get more puss
We can't leave them as the only foragers akudood;
are you suggesting that boyah become a platform for pick-up artists sillydood;
[spoiler]
because i would argue that it already is (http://tinyimg.io/i/3bepaAp.gif)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 13, 2017, 09:31:28 PM
how necessary is that these days really >.<
this is a good question.
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on March 05, 2017, 12:17:13 PM
[spoiler](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3IOrUfo__8g/VQ54ODJfG2I/AAAAAAAALoY/4RaA5lVvmNs/s1600/Jewish%2BWoman.jpg)[/spoiler]
she's armenian befuddlement
though in many ways, armenians are christianity's jews when you consider the abundance of historical and circumstantial similarities
jewish girls do have big titties
All the better to nurse your babies with mdear
my babies? you have a lot to learn ypr. those titties were made for me
Wild 4 titties
[spoiler=creepposting]
i was recently assigned to a new nurse practitioner who has a few intredasting qualities
voluminous curly blonde hair, just a hint of a stereotypical new york city accent, and fukken [glow=black,2,300]tourette's[/glow] lol
she made a sudden yelp while examining me that prompted me to ask "...Was that a sneeze?", to which she responded "No, I actually have tourette's... You know, tourette's?"
i had no idea how to respond to such a revelation except with a surprised "Oh", but i wish i had asked her how it affects her professional life lol
now, to be honest, i don't actually know if she's jewish, so i'm certainly making an ass of myself by assuming such based on a few superficial traits and bumping this awful thread again
i almost want to ask her directly but i feel like that would get me in quite a bit of trouble lol sillydood;
but omg she's so kind and friendly and tender and did i mention she's probably just barely old enough to be my mother (or at least old enough for me to pretend that she could be)
the last time i visited her office she was wearing this blouse with a cleavage window that i didn't think existed outside of anime akudood;
good god, the spillage
such... appealing and vivid blue vasculature in the breast tissue >.<
anyway i have to see her again today to deal with what i think is bronchitis and oh god help me[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
MOMMYYYYY (http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/klzjhcjsdfllg.png)[/spoiler]
Do you have a Fran Drescher fetish?
*googles*
no, god, ew lol
when i say 'old enough to be my mother', i mean like mid 40 at the absolute max lol
she used to be pretty hot tbh
Quote from: Thyme on June 18, 2018, 02:55:13 PM
she used to be pretty hot tbh
*googles*
meh
not really my type at any age, lol
anyway, i did survive this encounter:
Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 18, 2018, 09:18:42 AM
[spoiler=creepposting]
i was recently assigned to a new nurse practitioner who has a few intredasting qualities
voluminous curly blonde hair, just a hint of a stereotypical new york city accent, and fukken [glow=black,2,300]tourette's[/glow] lol
she made a sudden yelp while examining me that prompted me to ask "...Was that a sneeze?", to which she responded "No, I actually have tourette's... You know, tourette's?"
i had no idea how to respond to such a revelation except with a surprised "Oh", but i wish i had asked her how it affects her professional life lol
now, to be honest, i don't actually know if she's jewish, so i'm certainly making an ass of myself by assuming such based on a few superficial traits and bumping this awful thread again
i almost want to ask her directly but i feel like that would get me in quite a bit of trouble lol sillydood;
but omg she's so kind and friendly and tender and did i mention she's probably just barely old enough to be my mother (or at least old enough for me to pretend that she could be)
the last time i visited her office she was wearing this blouse with a cleavage window that i didn't think existed outside of anime akudood;
good god, the spillage
such... appealing and vivid blue vasculature in the breast tissue >.<
anyway i have to see her again today to deal with what i think is bronchitis and oh god help me[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
MOMMYYYYY (http://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/klzjhcjsdfllg.png)[/spoiler]
[spoiler=may nyerp have mercy on me]
tfw she naturally rested her hand on my knee
for non-medical reasons while we were chumming it up with me seated on the examination bed
tfw she brushed her hand up against mine (and made no effort to avoid such contact when she easily could have, i mean my hand was clearly visible to her lol) several times while interpreting lab results
Guys, I think things might be getting pretty serious. giggle;
also i made sure to listen very closely this time, and she DEFINITELY has the inner city accent, lol
it's just quite muted
but it's only further evidence that she might belong in this thread[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :'([/spoiler]
[spoiler=i'm sorry nyerp but i was just reminded of ben shapiro's sister smithicide;]
(http://tinyimg.io/i/cmUJPlf.jpg)
(http://tinyimg.io/i/zdG9cIN.jpg)
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MOMMY[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
me in the chair[/spoiler]
they are the most attractive
moreso than asian girls i've decided
Well if Dua Lipa is Jewish then I will begrudgingly accept your hypothesis
[spoiler=absolutely not safe](http://tinyimg.io/i/AzRJXRh.jpg)
h-hurt me mommy :'3[/spoiler]
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Subthread: is HILA KLEIN a babe or not
ugly-cute
like a pug dittodood;
she looks almost exactly like quiet (not that that's a favorable comparison myface;), much more than stefanie joosten herself does
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 13, 2018, 07:29:27 PM
[spoiler=i'm sorry nyerp but i was just reminded of ben shapiro's sister smithicide;]
(http://tinyimg.io/i/cmUJPlf.jpg)
(http://tinyimg.io/i/zdG9cIN.jpg)
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MOMMY[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
me in the chair[/spoiler]
she cute
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY_LG8JpCL8[/youtube]
(https://i.imgur.com/Mc5wXAs.gif)
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Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 13, 2018, 07:29:27 PM
[spoiler=i'm sorry nyerp but i was just reminded of ben shapiro's sister smithicide;]
(http://tinyimg.io/i/cmUJPlf.jpg)
(http://tinyimg.io/i/zdG9cIN.jpg)
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MOMMY[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
me in the chair[/spoiler]
she cute
could you imagine being poor young ben, sharing a household with a girl like that, lol
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lmao mega milk
those are nice jugs if i do say so myself