fuck u all
bring me some egg rolls bitch ha ha ha
[spoiler]but seriously you should probably just stay there tbh[/spoiler]
Just move to LA already. It'll cut your commute and you'll have an even higher pct of azns
can you please go find a government site or military base or shipyard and take pictures and shit so the chinese can get paranoid and arrest you on their BS “state secret” charges and then you demand US consulate support and claim you are a tourist and were simply taking landscaping photos and you can start an international incident right off the bat for TRUMP.
please do this, they will eventually release you this is not north korea so you should be fine.
Quote from: Socks on January 12, 2017, 09:38:32 AM
can you please go find a government site or military base or shipyard and take pictures and shit so the chinese can get paranoid and arrest you on their BS “state secret” charges and then you demand US consulate support and claim you are a tourist and were simply taking landscaping photos and you can start an international incident right off the bat for TRUMP.
please do this, they will eventually release you this is not north korea so you should be fine.
lol i'm all for this plan actually
How boyah all got drafted
jyna
*hand gesture*
trump is a cuck
Quote from: Khadafi on January 12, 2017, 11:23:14 AM
trump is a cuck
yes so put him on the spot DO IT bro, and tell you chinese captors that you love to slay asian bitches until the SEALS rescue you when WWIII starts.
I think Socks wants you to be a hero JMV. THE POWER OF GOD
Have fun with a new cultural experience JMV hocuspocus;
Quote from: FAMY2 on January 12, 2017, 02:52:54 PM
I think Socks wants you to be a hero JMV. THE POWER OF GOD
hero martyer what's the difference :P
Quote from: Socks on January 12, 2017, 01:07:50 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on January 12, 2017, 11:23:14 AM
trump is a cuck
yes so put him on the spot DO IT bro, and tell you chinese captors that you love to slay asian bitches until the SEALS rescue you when WWIII starts.
and tell em chinese dota is over it's about NA dota now
and bring me back some egg rolls heh
Quote from: YPargh on January 12, 2017, 08:45:52 AM
Just move to LA already. It'll cut your commute and you'll have an even higher pct of azns
vancouver or sf would be better if what he wants is to be surrounded by Asians
i dont like asians because they dont like me. with the rare exceptions. regular asian girls think im an asshole. i dont know why they think that.
china is destined to become a european country. or maybe its the other way around.
Quote from: Socks on January 12, 2017, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on January 12, 2017, 02:52:54 PM
I think Socks wants you to be a hero JMV. THE POWER OF GOD
hero martyer what's the difference :P
One is dead and one is alive? I guess any combination is possible. doodhuh;
Quote from: ADX on January 12, 2017, 11:23:26 PM
i dont like asians because they dont like me. with the rare exceptions. regular asian girls think im an asshole. i dont know why they think that.
china is destined to become a european country. or maybe its the other way around.
it's cuz you're a dirty arab and asians are racist as fuck and if you're not asian or white you're not right.
i mean there are asian girls who have wanted to fug, but usually they're half azn half white. or theyre just into doing their own thing and arent into being azn. its just your average azn usually looks at me and is like [i dont like him hes an asshole]. and im like [i dont like azns either so its ok].
come visit me in japan in a few months ^____^
Quote from: Socks on January 13, 2017, 06:37:17 AM
Quote from: ADX on January 12, 2017, 11:23:26 PM
i dont like asians because they dont like me. with the rare exceptions. regular asian girls think im an asshole. i dont know why they think that.
china is destined to become a european country. or maybe its the other way around.
asians are racist as fuck and if you're not asian or white you're not right.
pretty accurate tbh
y does this internet suck
at least it's not north korea internet with their 16 websites. all devoted to the kim jong un haircut style.
i was very annoyed with chinese internet during my 5 hour layover there lol
ching chong ding dong
im telling felt. lets see how your employer feels about that
Quote from: antmaster5000 on January 16, 2017, 06:35:28 PM
i was very annoyed with chinese internet during my 5 hour layover there lol
Did you use Aussie internet? I thought it was pretty decent.
fun fact there was a cat bar and i played with cats and had a beer
what was the occassion?
https://www.instagram.com/jamesmvalente/
I'm somehow able to use Instagram and facebook without a VPN. I'm guessing it's related to how T-mobile's roaming on the chinese telecoms works.
i got pix of mi catfun there
I'm still here though I'm in the fucking Chinese desert rn
Quote from: Khadafi on January 29, 2017, 07:43:04 PM
I'm still here though I'm in the fucking Chinese desert rn
wut if trump doesnt let u come back
I've accepted that as a realistic possibility upon my return to Trump's America