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Title: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: strongbad on December 28, 2016, 10:43:24 AM
I snuck some edibles in and am enjoying pretending not to be high while learning about mormanisn and the military
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Hiro on December 28, 2016, 11:01:34 AM
wat
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Placebo Headwound on December 28, 2016, 11:03:36 AM
I thought you were working at a coffee roaster

how did this happen
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: strongbad on December 28, 2016, 11:20:07 AM
Ya Im visiting one of my GFs friends who is Mormon (gf is not don't worry).

These bases are crazy though. Such nice houses and living conditions.
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Socks on December 28, 2016, 12:06:24 PM
why would we be worried that's awesome you can have multiple wives bro. also it's idaho lmao
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: silvertone on December 28, 2016, 01:17:23 PM
yu suck their dicks yet
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: silvertone on December 28, 2016, 01:17:43 PM
where in idaho
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: strongbad on December 28, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
Like an hour from Boise idk where tho


I hate it here lol
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Mando Pandango on December 28, 2016, 04:29:49 PM
say hi to hippo for me
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: YPrrrr on December 28, 2016, 04:43:47 PM
Sounds gross. Eat some potatoes
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Daddy on December 29, 2016, 07:19:38 PM
mormons are cucks
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on December 29, 2016, 11:00:12 PM
u should convert ur practically mormon anyway
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: strongbad on December 30, 2016, 10:25:10 AM
I made it out without being converted or signing up for the air Force I consider this a victory
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: YPrrrr on December 30, 2016, 10:36:25 AM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on December 30, 2016, 10:25:10 AM
I made it out without being converted or signing up for the air Force I consider this a victory
the seed has been planted
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: TooB on December 30, 2016, 10:45:35 AM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on December 30, 2016, 10:25:10 AM
I made it out without being converted or signing up for the air Force I consider this a victory
they failed.....

see, if it was me, you'd have been a mormon at the very start
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Daddy on December 30, 2016, 11:05:55 AM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on December 30, 2016, 10:25:10 AM
I made it out without being converted or signing up for the air Force I consider this a victory
I read this as "I made out with" and was like damn bro
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: strongbad on December 31, 2016, 09:26:34 AM
lol there was not a single attractive female on that military base

all were overweight and tacky
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: rdl on December 31, 2016, 10:02:12 AM
i identify as a young mormon family on a us military base in idaho
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Socks on December 31, 2016, 06:09:34 PM
FUN FACT:

i met two missionary mormons on the corner of the main thoroughfare in fier, albania, circa summer of 2014.
they were dressed in shirts and tie and dress pants/shoes and could not speak a lick of albanian, but where handing out translated mormon pamphlets to passerbys.  one was a ginger, a clear red flag.

they stood out like a sore thumb and most people just ignored them. i guess they had gotten used to it but it surprised the fuck out of me.

the last thing i expected to see were american mormons in albania trying to spread their faith. i wanted to politely tell them it was a gigantic waste of time because my people are cynical faithless bastards and would never take seriously the message/attempt of s foreigner to teach them about religion. they were just being kind by taking their material.

i couldn't do it though and we just chatted about basic stuff back in the US. it was nice to speak english with them. they would not tell me their real names, just their title like 'brother john' or some shit like that. very weird, they seemed like nice people but obviously they have a defect and it was all very peculiar.
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 01, 2017, 12:05:49 AM
If you told them Albanians weren't people of faith, it probably would've motivated them further, honestly. They would've considered it more important to spread the word of Christ.

I've only known a few Mormons, but they've always been nice.
Title: Re: I'm staying with a young mormon family on a US military base in idaho
Post by: TooB on January 01, 2017, 12:12:06 AM
this thread is fun to read