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Poll
Question: WOuld you do it ?
Option 1: yes votes: 5
Option 2: no votes: 3
Title: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: silvertone on December 13, 2016, 02:53:18 AM
It's another simple yes or no question.

I don't care if you're starving, or just decadent.
You ever feel the sides of your chest? The bones on your back? Stick your finger between your ribs and feel the meatwebs in there? Does it even conjure images of purple and pink meat goozing everywhere? DO you imagine your skin evaporating and meat just pouring out? Ever think about cooking it up and eating it? How it would taste?

So, If it was possible, would you BBQ up your own ribs and eat it?

I am a sinful animal, not a desperate one. Too curious...too gluttonous. I'd marinate myself in some kind of terriyaki bath all night, and soon as the sun rise I'll gut myself and throw my 'cag into a smoker and let it smoke allll day.

"I'd eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until I die" - Goofy.
"Agreed." - me.
(http://i.imgur.com/KVIMuw1.jpg)
Title: Re: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: silvertone on December 13, 2016, 02:57:20 AM
Also if you're worried about getting some kind of brain disease due to cannibalism, let it be known that most humans are now immune to the prions that cause protein collapse. So don't worry, indulge!!!
Title: Re: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: Travis on December 13, 2016, 01:56:02 PM
2 types of people in this world:
people who would eat there own ribs, and liars.
Title: Re: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: C.Mongler on December 15, 2016, 10:25:01 AM
i just bought some whiskey honey bbq sauce, you bet your ass i'd eat my ribs





and then i'd suck my own dick
Title: Re: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: silvertone on December 15, 2016, 12:16:14 PM
Surprised to see an early lead for YES considering how rarely this kind of thing is spoken of...is self cannibalization the pornography of our time? Only in a few generations will we be eating ourselves... just a guess...
Title: Re: POTD: Would You Eat Your Own Ribs?
Post by: Lance Corporal Atlas on December 16, 2016, 01:00:38 AM
i am going to go against the mold here and vote no