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Title: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: silvertone on December 01, 2016, 09:00:22 PM
Can parent's right down any {reasonable} date on it?


Like say your date of birth was March 18th, but they decided, just for kicks, to put april 1st as a joke..as a josh....making a full out of you. How simple could this be?

Imagine a life time of wrong horoscopes just because your parents punked you.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Travis on December 01, 2016, 11:39:12 PM
That would be whacky but I'm sure the OB/GYN has seen worse. Would this work in a leap year?
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Joice on December 02, 2016, 01:34:58 AM
i think parents can choose to have the baby's birthday on their birth certificate say february 28th or march 1st if the baby was born on a leap year. totally optional though
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: C.Mongler on December 02, 2016, 05:34:10 AM
born december 2nd, 2016 1972
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Daddy on December 02, 2016, 01:23:36 PM
Dates don't actually exist and they're just a social construct created by straight white christian men.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Socks on December 02, 2016, 04:08:00 PM
yo tone they blew away JFK in broad daylight they can make a piece of paper say whatever it has to say.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: C.Mongler on December 02, 2016, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: Socks on December 02, 2016, 04:08:00 PM
yo tone they blew away JFK in broad daylight they can make a piece of paper say whatever it has to say.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: rdl on December 02, 2016, 08:25:44 PM
wait are you talking about barrack HUSSEIN obama?
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: silvertone on December 02, 2016, 09:57:21 PM
No, I was looking over my birth certificate and noticed that it was registered on 4/11/XX which is the day after my brother was born (except year obv).

Just wondering if my parents are pranking me real hard...
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2016, 12:24:45 AM
Quote from: SVT on December 02, 2016, 09:57:21 PM
No, I was looking over my birth certificate and noticed that it was registered on 4/11/XX which is the day after my brother was born (except year obv).

Just wondering if my parents are pranking me real hard...


would not shock me if that is accurate.

my mother and brother are both 4/30
my dad is 08/17 and i am 08/18

when we first come to the US they thought our passports were fake. as if someone faking passports would put matching birthdays.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: silvertone on December 03, 2016, 12:37:55 AM
Curious, and scary if true. Not sure if we'll ever know the truth.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2016, 07:19:22 AM
some one call jerry orbach and jonathon frakes.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: The artist formally known on December 03, 2016, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on December 02, 2016, 01:23:36 PM
Dates don't actually exist and they're just a social construct created by straight white christian men.
how do you know if he was straighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt fuck my t key on my keyboard
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on December 04, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
My son was born July 22nd 2016 and the most stressful thing in the world is looking at the paper and not being sure if the names are spelled correctly.
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: C.Mongler on December 05, 2016, 05:39:34 AM
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on December 04, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
My son was born July 22nd 2016 and the most stressful thing in the world is looking at the paper and not being sure if the names are spelled correctly.
someone let you inseminate their canal????
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: Daddy on December 05, 2016, 07:51:00 AM
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on December 04, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
My son was born July 22nd 2016 and the most stressful thing in the world is looking at the paper and not being sure if the names are spelled correctly.
hey you little slut
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on December 10, 2016, 04:42:49 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 05, 2016, 05:39:34 AM
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on December 04, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
My son was born July 22nd 2016 and the most stressful thing in the world is looking at the paper and not being sure if the names are spelled correctly.
someone let you inseminate their canal????

Yeah..
[spoiler]Your mom[/spoiler]

Quote from: Khadafi on December 05, 2016, 07:51:00 AM
Quote from: NOA_Haunted on December 04, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
My son was born July 22nd 2016 and the most stressful thing in the world is looking at the paper and not being sure if the names are spelled correctly.
hey you little slut


Hey JMV
Title: Re: How easy is it to write the wrong date on a baby's birth certificate?
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