Fuck. I applied tweezers to the fucker, but its head is still in there. On my penor. And now theres a lump and its kinda purple around it. This is going to suck if I get lyme disease out of this
Doctor : "HAY LET ME CHECK YOU FOR SYMPTOMS, WHARE R THEY LITTLE BOY?"
Me : "My dick has some red spots on it"
Smart little bastard though, there's always blood going into my penor pseudo;
Why are you always getting ticks around that area? psyduck;
Quote from: GCD333 on June 15, 2007, 07:35:35 AM
Why are you always getting ticks around that area? psyduck;
I got one on my ass last time. I realyl don't know. Its not like I was fucking that one chick from my other thread in the park or anything.
Oh god that sucks D:
I wouldn't go digging around with tweezers in that area though burned;
Quote from: Ripster on June 15, 2007, 08:17:47 AM
Oh god that sucks D:
I wouldn't go digging around with tweezers in that area though burned;
Already have. Shit hurts.
PICS PLZ fap;
I couldn't help it to not LOL. I felt bad afterwards, though. edumacate;
Go to the doctor before you lost your manhood. gonk;
It sucks, I know. I had one on my balls once when I was about 11. Luckily, it wasn't too tightly attached yet. It came off in one piece without too much effort. Then I put the bastard in an ashtray and burned it alive with a lighter.
This thread sucks.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
This thread sucks.
Not as much as the new banners that are currently disgracing Boyah.
Once there was a tick in my Health class and I said to burn it and the teacher called me "Messed up", even though that is how you are supposed to kill them. psyduck;
the fuck
I got a tick on my balls once.
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:31:38 AM
Fuck. I applied tweezers to the fucker, but its head is still in there. On my penor. And now theres a lump and its kinda purple around it. This is going to suck if I get lyme disease out of this
Doctor : "HAY LET ME CHECK YOU FOR SYMPTOMS, WHARE R THEY LITTLE BOY?"
Me : "My dick has some red spots on it"
Smart little bastard though, there's always blood going into my penor pseudo;
Hope you get lyme disease wub;
How do you get a tick on your penis? psyduck;
Quote from: steal on June 15, 2007, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: RAWL. on June 15, 2007, 05:59:46 PM
How do you get a tick on your penis? psyduck;
Bestiality? psyduck;
Tree sex? psyduck;
/r/ule 34 plz
Quote from: JMV290 on June 15, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
Once there was a tick in my Health class and I said to burn it and the teacher called me "Messed up", even though that is how you are supposed to kill them. psyduck;
I just flush them down the toilet.
You burnt it before pulling on it, right?
The heads gonna get stuck unless you burned it to shock it first. I guess it's too late now.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:07:22 PM
You burnt it before pulling on it, right?
The heads gonna get stuck unless you burned it to shock it first. I guess it's too late now.
Uhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.
Wow. slowpoke;
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:08:08 PMUhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.
What?
Supposedly, they puke up all their stuff if you burn them off. Not sure if it's true or not.
I've gotten one there before. I noticed it while I was peeing, and I was like "EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOING? =|"
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Quote from: Kaz on June 15, 2007, 04:25:45 PM
It sucks, I know. I had one on my balls once when I was about 11. Luckily, it wasn't too tightly attached yet. It came off in one piece without too much effort. Then I put the bastard in an ashtray and burned it alive with a lighter.
THREAD'S EXISTENCE IS NOW JUSTIFIED
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length. china;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length. china;
...I'm a girl.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length. china;
...I'm a girl.
Ew, you're a tranny? gonk;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:21:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.
Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it. caterpie;
If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?
"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length. china;
...I'm a girl.
Ew, you're a tranny? gonk;
No.
Reaper is. caterpie;
WebMD has treatment. (http://firstaid.webmd.com/ticks_treatment_firstaid.htm)
At first I thought you guys were bullshitting about the vomiting ticks, but that will actually increase chance for infection. I should let my parents know.
this seemed like a good thread to bump in my own honor even though im active so technically this isnt needed but i thought everyone would like to know that 11 years later i still have my penis and as far as i know i do not have lyme disease thank you
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:37:06 AMIts not like I was fucking that one chick from my other thread in the park or anything.
this is a good post because i would be a virgin for 2 more years if memory serves me correctly lol
this is a truly horrifying topic
good job
but i mean how does that even happen
Well ticks prefer the warmest places like behind your knees or under your arm so sandwiched between your harbl and testes seems p. good
but how would one even find its way there smithicide;
were you skinny-hiking
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:04:06 PMbut how would one even find its way there smithicide;
were you skinny-hiking
i hung out in the local park that day but i didnt do anything out of the ordinary slash in the buff
were you wearing shorts or smth; lol
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:39:17 PMwere you wearing shorts or smth; lol
ives in the swamps of DC hes gotta wear shorts to survive!
Also ticks get inside pants. I tip I read to counter this is to tuck your pants into your socks n_u
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:04:06 PMbut how would one even find its way there smithicide;
were you skinny-hiking
Have you never had ticks before? They easily get under pants. U city boy
i've been hiking in wooded areas before, but i never wear short pants lol
and especially with regard to ticks, i would never deliberately visit a wooded area without at least somewhat protective attire myface;
in addition to long pants i'd also whip out my knee-high socks :3
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 05:53:04 PMi've been hiking in wooded areas before, but i never wear short pants lol
and especially with regard to ticks, i would never deliberately visit a wooded area without at least somewhat protective attire myface;
in addition to long pants i'd also whip out my knee-high socks :3
City slickerrrrrrrrrrrrr
g*d bless the suburbanite life
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:39:17 PMwere you wearing shorts or smth; lol
u asking me
if i remember if i was wearing shorts or not
11 years ago
you should at least have some idea of whether or not you were likely to have been wearing shorts at that time/for that occasion akudood;
jesus you really had a tick on your dick
just the thought of having a tick period is so terrible
i found a tick crawling on my neck last year, thankfully it somehow hadnt bitten me yet. i flicked it off and smashed its head in with a 20 pound dumbbell
i think i'm going to order tick repellent from b*zoszon right now
you people have me thoroughly freaked out
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 10:14:47 PMi think i'm going to order tick repellent from b*zoszon right now
you people have me thoroughly freaked out
They are horrible. If I ever got a leech on me I'd lose my mind myface;
Me too, but at least leeches are much less likely to be disease vectors. smithicide;
given the choice, i'd take a clean leech over any tick
True facts I refuse to watch Peter Jacksons King Kong because of that one scene where they're attacked by giant leeches sillydood;