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Title: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:31:38 AM
Fuck. I applied tweezers to the fucker, but its head is still in there. On my penor. And now theres a lump and its kinda purple around it. This is going to suck if I get lyme disease out of this

Doctor : "HAY LET ME CHECK YOU FOR SYMPTOMS, WHARE R THEY LITTLE BOY?"
Me : "My dick has some red spots on it"

Smart little bastard though, there's always blood going into my penor  pseudo;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: anus on June 15, 2007, 07:35:35 AM
Why are you always getting ticks around that area? psyduck;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:37:06 AM
Quote from: GCD333 on June 15, 2007, 07:35:35 AM
Why are you always getting ticks around that area? psyduck;


I got one on my ass last time. I realyl don't know. Its not like I was fucking that one chick from my other thread in the park or anything.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Selkie on June 15, 2007, 08:17:47 AM
Oh god that sucks D:

I wouldn't go digging around with tweezers in that area though  burned;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 08:22:54 AM
Quote from: Ripster on June 15, 2007, 08:17:47 AM
Oh god that sucks D:

I wouldn't go digging around with tweezers in that area though  burned;


Already have. Shit hurts.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 08:48:45 AM
PICS PLZ fap;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 15, 2007, 09:37:44 AM
I couldn't help it to not LOL. I felt bad afterwards, though. edumacate;
Go to the doctor before you lost your manhood. gonk;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Samus Aran on June 15, 2007, 04:25:45 PM
It sucks, I know. I had one on my balls once when I was about 11. Luckily, it wasn't too tightly attached yet. It came off in one piece without too much effort. Then I put the bastard in an ashtray and burned it alive with a lighter.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
This thread sucks.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Samus Aran on June 15, 2007, 04:28:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
This thread sucks.


Not as much as the new banners that are currently disgracing Boyah.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 15, 2007, 04:28:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 04:26:38 PM
This thread sucks.


Not as much as the new banners that are currently disgracing Boyah.
True.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Daddy on June 15, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
Once there was a tick in my Health class and I said to burn it and the teacher called me "Messed up", even though that is how you are supposed to kill them.  psyduck;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: mariofreak55 on June 15, 2007, 04:31:12 PM
the fuck
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ZF222 on June 15, 2007, 05:12:41 PM
I got a tick on my balls once.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: superclucky on June 15, 2007, 05:29:08 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:31:38 AM
Fuck. I applied tweezers to the fucker, but its head is still in there. On my penor. And now theres a lump and its kinda purple around it. This is going to suck if I get lyme disease out of this

Doctor : "HAY LET ME CHECK YOU FOR SYMPTOMS, WHARE R THEY LITTLE BOY?"
Me : "My dick has some red spots on it"

Smart little bastard though, there's always blood going into my penor  pseudo;
Hope you get lyme disease  wub;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on June 15, 2007, 05:59:46 PM
 How do you get a tick on your penis? psyduck;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 06:05:27 PM
Quote from: steal on June 15, 2007, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: RAWL. on June 15, 2007, 05:59:46 PM
How do you get a tick on your penis? psyduck;
Bestiality?  psyduck;
Tree sex? psyduck;

/r/ule 34 plz
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 06:47:44 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 15, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
Once there was a tick in my Health class and I said to burn it and the teacher called me "Messed up", even though that is how you are supposed to kill them.  psyduck;


I just flush them down the toilet.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:07:22 PM
You burnt it before pulling on it, right?

The heads gonna get stuck unless you burned it to shock it first. I guess it's too late now.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:08:08 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:07:22 PM
You burnt it before pulling on it, right?

The heads gonna get stuck unless you burned it to shock it first. I guess it's too late now.
Uhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Himu on June 15, 2007, 07:08:40 PM
Wow.  slowpoke;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:08:08 PMUhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.


What?
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 15, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:08:08 PMUhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.


What?

Supposedly, they puke up all their stuff if you burn them off. Not sure if it's true or not.



I've gotten one there before. I noticed it while I was peeing, and I was like "EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOING? =|"
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:13:22 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:08:08 PMUhhh... no. Regurgitating=bad.


What?
I doubt you want a tick spitting the blood back in you.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:15:54 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 15, 2007, 04:25:45 PM
It sucks, I know. I had one on my balls once when I was about 11. Luckily, it wasn't too tightly attached yet. It came off in one piece without too much effort. Then I put the bastard in an ashtray and burned it alive with a lighter.


THREAD'S EXISTENCE IS NOW JUSTIFIED
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.


I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length.  china;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.


I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length.  china;
...I'm a girl.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:21:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.


I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length.  china;
...I'm a girl.


Ew, you're a tranny?  gonk;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 15, 2007, 07:22:03 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:21:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 15, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 15, 2007, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
I've never heard of that before.

Okay, then what is the proper method of tick removal?
Just pull it.  caterpie;

If the head is stuck, just go to a doctor.


Do you want a doctor to laugh at your penis?

"olol ur small"
Thankfully, I wouldn't have that problem.


I have seen pictures, Lawlz. Three inches is not average length.  china;
...I'm a girl.


Ew, you're a tranny?  gonk;
No.

Reaper is. caterpie;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on June 15, 2007, 07:22:50 PM
WebMD has treatment. (http://firstaid.webmd.com/ticks_treatment_firstaid.htm)

At first I thought you guys were bullshitting about the vomiting ticks, but that will actually increase chance for infection. I should let my parents know.
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on July 25, 2018, 06:51:22 AM
this seemed like a good thread to bump in my own honor even though im active so technically this isnt needed but i thought everyone would like to know that 11 years later i still have my penis and as far as i know i do not have lyme disease thank you


Quote from: C.Mongler on June 15, 2007, 07:37:06 AMIts not like I was fucking that one chick from my other thread in the park or anything.

this is a good post because i would be a virgin for 2 more years if memory serves me correctly lol
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 03:16:31 PM
this is a truly horrifying topic

good job

but i mean how does that even happen
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: YPrrrr on July 25, 2018, 04:01:58 PM
Well ticks prefer the warmest places like behind your knees or under your arm so sandwiched between your harbl and testes seems p. good
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 04:04:06 PM
but how would one even find its way there smithicide;

were you skinny-hiking
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on July 25, 2018, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:04:06 PMbut how would one even find its way there smithicide;

were you skinny-hiking
i hung out in the local park that day but i didnt do anything out of the ordinary slash in the buff
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 04:39:17 PM
were you wearing shorts or smth; lol
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: YPrrrr on July 25, 2018, 04:59:45 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:39:17 PMwere you wearing shorts or smth; lol
ives in the swamps of DC hes gotta wear shorts to survive!

Also ticks get inside pants. I tip I read to counter this is to tuck your pants into your socks n_u
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 25, 2018, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:04:06 PMbut how would one even find its way there smithicide;

were you skinny-hiking

Have you never had ticks before? They easily get under pants. U city boy
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 05:53:04 PM
i've been hiking in wooded areas before, but i never wear short pants lol

and especially with regard to ticks, i would never deliberately visit a wooded area without at least somewhat protective attire myface;

in addition to long pants i'd also whip out my knee-high socks :3
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: YPrrrr on July 25, 2018, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 05:53:04 PMi've been hiking in wooded areas before, but i never wear short pants lol

and especially with regard to ticks, i would never deliberately visit a wooded area without at least somewhat protective attire myface;

in addition to long pants i'd also whip out my knee-high socks :3
City slickerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 06:04:58 PM
g*d bless the suburbanite life
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: C.Mongler on July 25, 2018, 07:32:41 PM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 04:39:17 PMwere you wearing shorts or smth; lol
u asking me



if i remember if i was wearing shorts or not



11 years ago
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
you should at least have some idea of whether or not you were likely to have been wearing shorts at that time/for that occasion akudood;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: strongbad on July 25, 2018, 09:38:51 PM
jesus you really had a tick on your dick

just the thought of having a tick period is so terrible
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Travis on July 25, 2018, 10:12:38 PM
i found a tick crawling on my neck last year, thankfully it somehow hadnt bitten me yet. i flicked it off and smashed its head in with a 20 pound dumbbell
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 25, 2018, 10:14:47 PM
i think i'm going to order tick repellent from b*zoszon right now

you people have me thoroughly freaked out
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: YPrrrr on July 26, 2018, 03:19:54 AM
Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 25, 2018, 10:14:47 PMi think i'm going to order tick repellent from b*zoszon right now

you people have me thoroughly freaked out
They are horrible. If I ever got a leech on me I'd lose my mind myface;
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 26, 2018, 03:26:38 AM
Me too, but at least leeches are much less likely to be disease vectors. smithicide;

given the choice, i'd take a clean leech over any tick
Title: Re: I found a tick on my harbl.
Post by: YPrrrr on July 26, 2018, 03:30:48 AM
True facts I refuse to watch Peter Jacksons King Kong because of that one scene where they're attacked by giant leeches sillydood;